It is Us vs Them
JK. Enjoy this fantastic sketch from @C3Tooth depicting those common survivor excuses that make all us killer mains collectively roll our eyes, and all those killer excuses that survivor's just casually dismiss in order to shame us anyway.
But seriously, if you can't see the tongue-in-cheekiness of this post and feel the need to argue, go walk off a pier with your meta perks. Not everything has to be a fight :)
Edit: In a gesture of goodwill towards this loveably detestable game, give the thread your best excuse that YOU used to justify a loss that you know is an excuse.
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These are so flipping adorable
Webcomic when? @C3Tooth
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I'd pay so much money to see these killers go on little hunting adventures.
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Another one of these
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“Killer got an OP hex spot for their DH”
I realised 15 minutes in it was on a hill
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if I do terribly in a match, I usually apologize and say "Well, that was embarrassing. sorry, I normally play better than that."
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This is the most expensive Discussion in DBD forum history, literally.
Today I had matches on both sides. I lost sometimes on both, but there was no toxic. It was all fun and no stress. Today games were what the game always should be.
Thanks for the commission : D
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Love it. I think my most dead-pan silly one was "If I had an exhaustion perk this killer would be a joke."
Needless to say, I immediately realized the error of my way and threw on Sprint Burst for every game after that.
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I'm going to nominate you for saint hood. The closest I get to that is, "Holy crap, I'm a potato."
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Man, I always love your sketches. Huntress teaching Spirit how to deal with bullies while Nurse "there there"s the newcomer after a rough match... adorable.
Sorry, Jane, you can't really take it up with the manager here in the Entity's Realm.
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ough that title got me, expected to read something horrific lmao
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:)
Thanks.
I also go into Twitch streamers streams to wish them luck before the match and to let them know I won't stream snipe
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C3's art deserves dirty killer-like tactics to get more views. They're that good.
@Laluzi, make sure you @C3Tooth so they see the praise, as I just commissioned it.
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It requires a horrific title to attract people. People always love to fight.
There were few just banned me on the spot Just by greeting.
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Oh, I thought C3 was the one who posted the thread. xD Whoops. Recognized their art style immediately; it's always a joy to spice up the DBD-day with these.
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Im the Small game. Unacceptable.
@TheGannMan @Ruma someone paid me to draw your girls. You own him for a life time.
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Beautiful artwork.
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I know for me, when the bourbon kicks in, my loops become a bit sus!
So, obviously, I was over served, and I blame that on my bartender/wife. If I'd have been sober.....that killer got carried by my BAC!
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Love it, very nice
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YES!
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I just say "Don't worry, I promise not to stream snipe!"
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yeesh.
I say, during the load screen "you're about to go against me! good luck! I promise I won't stream snipe! gl with the stream!", or something to that effect, followed by "see you in game!"
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The amount of times I blamed my poor looping on being high...
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Yeah, I've been known to add that to the mix, after I've had enough drinks. Lol. I have had killers message me and ask if I was alright, due to running into walls on nights I stayed on too long😎😜
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So...I tried
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I'd make it my avatar if I could :(
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