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Why i main and love clown (and why you NEED to main and love him too)

geni
geni Member Posts: 150
edited April 2022 in General Discussions

Edit: This is not a joke. It really isnt a joke i swear i really like playing clown, dont threat this post as a joke please i beg you


Why I LOVE CLOWN and why YOU SHOULD TOO and why you should main him:

  1. He has the most playstyles of every killer, because his power is an antiloop and is considered an M1 so he is very flexible about using perks.
  2. His chase music and terror radius are spooky and engaging.
  3. His not overpowered in any way so only people who doesnt know how to play survivor cry because of him. (hes very counterable with pre drop of pallets but whatever)
  4. His antiloop is strong so circle of healing dosent get that much of an impact in the match
  5. His history is beliaveble and its not that much of a tragedy, he lost his humanity because he wanted it (i guess).
  6. He shows what he is capable of do showing his ring full of fingers on his belt.
  7. His intimidating, mostly because he is diferent from the other killers he is STRONGER (stronger = fat) and taller than survivors.
  8. His perks are useful and strong (except for coulrophobia because boon totems)
  9. He has an elephant costume, a chicken costume, a santa costume and a various amounts of cosmetics to choose from (If one day i won the lottery i will buy every single cosmetic for clown).
  10. His belly bounces.
  11. He has the best prestige 3 outfit (in my opinion)


I showed you why i love clow, but, do you know what would me love him more?

A buff to his yellow bottles, i thinked about this:

When not in an chase the yellow bottles makes you faster for an total of 150% of the total speed for 3 seconds (0,5 seconds more than if he used within a chase), if clown gains this speed he loses 2 bottles.

*If you think thats overpowered or exploitable you cold make that clown cant hit while in 150% speed.


*note: i dont like him because hes a psychopath, i like him because he is well made.

*note 2: english is not my primary language and im not using google translate to write.

*note 3: read only the capital words in the second line of text of this post.

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Comments

  • pseudechis
    pseudechis Member Posts: 3,904

    I like clown he’s great.

    He’s one of the few killers I have at P3 because the bloody clown face is just terrifying.

  • Pulsar
    Pulsar Member Posts: 21,083
    edited April 2022

    Shout-out to that guy who plays clown on the PTB

    he's got some issues and he's working through them in his own way.


    T H E O N L Y T H I N G T H E Y F E A R I S C L O W N

  • humanbeing1704
    humanbeing1704 Member Posts: 9,004
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    yes