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Joke Ideas for In-Game Events

RiskyKara
RiskyKara Member Posts: 804
edited May 2022 in General Discussions

I've started putting together a small group of friends to play with to avoid solo queue and I'm trying to write jokes to sprinkle through my games to add humor to. If anyone would like to give it a shot I'd love to get some more ideas for new jokes. Some examples of what I've come up with.

Flashlights -

'Better take me to the ocean because I'm dumping these batteries.'

'I'm about to shove this flashlight so far up their butt they become a jack-o-lantern.'

'Gotta click more than a ugandan knuckles.'

'I'm such a strobe you can almost hear the techno.'

'Gonna treat the killer like a McDouble and put her under a heat lamp.'

On Death Hook -

'Oh yeah I'm deader than batman's parents.'

Facing Clown -

'But doctor I don't like pagliacci.'

Plague -

'She's a wonderful vommy mommy but I'm a terrible baby bird.'

Pyramid Head -

'I just need to make a trip to the bakery.'

The Twins -

'I've been left with Victor so much I think I should sue for child support.'

(When holding onto Victor to deny the power) - 'I've had this kid with me so long they're about to make an amber alert.'

The Artist -

'I've eaten enough birds to make Colonel Sanders jealous.'

(After getting downed) 'This was not a happy accident.'

The Pig -

'As a pig main I don't think she realizes that every pallet stun I connect hurts me as much as it hurts her.'

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I'll keep trying to come up with more.

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