HE ATE MAURICE

DoritoHead

It appears Dredge got the rumblies and decided to slurp up Maurice (I'm guessing that's what the audio file on Dbd twitter is) and now he's gone from us. How inconsiderate! Teach your killers some boundaries ffs.

Here's the proof. I really hope that Dredge gives him back with FULL compensation! Maurice better return (yaasified to perfection, might I add!) when the twisted masquerade event comes out.

DoritoHead

https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2991510#Comment_2991510

Hex: Devour Dredge

and considering what he's said to look like, I'm in ;)

Edit- to clarify, I mean turkey

[Deleted User]

https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2991510#Comment_2991510

kinky

Laluzi

https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2991537#Comment_2991537

I dunno. You didn't do a very good job de-boning him. Look, there's ribs sticking out of there and everything.

I've got the BBQ sauce ready when you're done.

DoritoHead

https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2991537#Comment_2991537

Cookies and Cream version, I like

yobuddd

https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2991513#Comment_2991513

I think we should, ahem, call-of-BRINE him first!

yobuddd

https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2991545#Comment_2991545

Lol he’s quite literally a walking NOED!

DoritoHead

https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2991541#Comment_2991541

Just put some Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce on him, throw him on the grill for a few minutes, and you'll have some nice ribs of totally non-questionable and trustworthy origin.

Laluzi

https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2991548#Comment_2991548

I like your style. Alright, BBQ and Dredgy is on the menu. Just ignore the intermittent moaning and the oozing penumbral miasma.