Hooked on you: Optimised Wraith track

Leachy_Jr

Obviously spoilers are up ahead. If you want to play the game id recommend it because it's incredibly self aware and kinda funny at times (especially on the huntress path).

Also, you don't have to follow these exact answers, I'd recommend playing the game without a guide and just exploring the options. Usually, there's a good answer, and alright/neutral answer, and a bad answer. Later in the game there are more bad possible answers to select from, and sometimes there isn't even a good answer (mainly in the trapper path).

Starting section:

Just a note about this, you can save a lot of time by constantly being nice to Dwight and Claudette. About midway through the game if you've constantly been nice to them, they'll tell you if you've answered enough questions correctly to make a killer love you (although this is hard to achieve when doing a trapper run).

So lets get started :)

• Dig up the face for a coin
• "Why not?" (Spends the coin)
• Thank them for the drink.

I would recommend doing the above 3 steps on every run you do, unless you're speed-running the game.

After that you'll have the typical intro section and you'll be presented with the ball.

• Kick the ball back

Then you'll be given lots of questions from everyone.

• How attractive are you: Any answer is fine (though I haven't tested this fully yet)
• Superpower: Invisibility
• Best subject: Math
• Favourite animal: Any answer is fine
• Colour: Red
• Dream job: Astronaut
• Ice cream: Vanilla.

Then the narrator will ask you the ice cream question again.

• Select mint chip, otherwise you'll get a game over if you don't click it twice.
• (the narrator has terrible taste in ice cream flavours).

Afterwards you'll select where you want to go, wraith wants to go to the pool.

• Select the pool (second option from the left)
• Select the pool again (idk why it asks twice).

Pool/dinner/beach section:

Remember, wraith doesn't like fire, cars, or anything to do with crushing. He also likes the opposite of those things.

• Select "Goggles and snorkle"
• Hands off
• Do the minigame (doesn't have to be perfect)
• Defend Dwight.

After that you'll be sent to dinner.

• Do the minigame (doesn't have to be perfect)
• Select "I'm sorry"

You'll pass out and wake up on the beach with wraith.

• Select "No"
• Hold the bell delicately

You'll be sent to the fire with all the killers. I have not tested this part fully yet but it's worked many times choosing these options.

• Select anyone that ISNT wraith (Id select spirit)
• After selecting spirit (if you did), try to start a slow clap.
• If you selected someone else, just make sure to not die :)

Doing this with spirit will give you another wraith interaction, and I'm pretty sure it works with huntress too.

• You'll now be with whoever you selected
• Don't pick the obvious "f++k you" answers
• Be nice to Dwight and Claudia if you get the option to do so

Afterwards you'll be sent down to the beach again.

• The minigame does not matter. However you should totally listen to radio station 96 (hi McCote).
• Turn the radio off when you're done with it.
• Summon wraith.

The second day:

Day 2. You're approached by Dwight and Claud.

• Say you're having a "lovely" time.
• Select yes or no, it doesn't matter.
• After lots of text, you'll be greeted with either going with wraith or another character.
• Pick wraith.

He'll take you to the cosmic dump.

• Try to look cute
• "I have no idea"
• And in one of the best set of quotes this game has:

He gives you the bell.

• Drink the potion.
• Talk about your grandmother
• Ask what the table is for
• Smile.

Then you play cornhole WOOOOOOOOO.

• Play the minigame, you don't have to be perfect.
• You'll be playing truth or dare, select dare.
• "Hmm great question"
• Cactus
• "Show me something"

Dwight and Claud will interrupt, taking you to the beach where the b++ch spirit is taking you away from your lovely wraith.

• Don't even answer.

You return and he shows you the inside of the hatch.

• Looking at the walls, the map, and the book are all required, you can do it in any order.

You'll be taken back by Claudia AGAIN.

• Say you had a lovely time
• DO NOT talk about the hatch, ever.
• Thank Dweety.

Back at the campfire you'll tell a story.

• "Tell a story"
• Romance
• Once again, select a killer who is not wraith to tell a story.
• Now you select who you want to spend the night with, pick wraith.
• Give him a massage.
• Suggest getting down and dirty in the sand (I can't believe I'm typing this)
• Make Dwight into a sand mermaid
• Afterwards, help him out.

Elimination/date:

Because of how much of a nob spirit has been to my big weird boi wraith, Id recommend eliminating spirit every time. Just don't tell any spirit mains you know on this forum that I said this, okay? Especially not the one that has a name that rhymes with "Tha brann pan".

With lots of talking happening, trickster comes along and promotes his NFT crypto app. Smh. Being a murderer and torturing people for screams to put in your music tracks is fine, but NFTs? I draw the line there korean dad, I'm dissapointed.

Finally, you get to select who you date. Pick wraith.

Date section (finale):

• "You could never disappoint me"
• Take the coin.

The rest can be done in any order, just don't click "none of the above" otherwise it will give you a game over.

• Trappers cave: Search the cave. Leave the coin.
• Huntresses cabin: Beg for your life. Forgiveness (doing these options avoids a minigame).
• Spirits lighthouse: Say no to trickster.

You'll return to cosmic dump, where you will be robbed by huntress and redirected to the lighthouse again.

• Pick any option when speaking to spirit (f++k you spirit for slandering my boy wraith)
• Do the minigame and don't die.

You'll get the bell back and you'll return to the cosmic dump an- HOLY JEEZUS HES HOT.

• "What are we finishing"

Then hanky panky with wraith. Afterwards you'll be send down the hatch.

• Do the minigame, it doesn't have to be perfect.
• "Statue of a horse"
• "Cactus"
• Do Constellation trivia (totally didn't cheat on google on the first time doing this)
• Sea whale question: Cetus
• Path of the sun question: Zodiac
• Pendulum clock question: Horologium

Finally, if you've done this right, you should be able to accept wraiths love and get the wraith ending, or be a heartless monster and reject his love.

Has my wraith simping gone too far? Probably. All I'm saying BHVR is that you better make a sequal.

If anyone finds a mistake let me know cos I'll correct it. I don't think I have though since I've done the wraith track about 6 separate times.