Why doesn't everyone play Claudette?
Don't get me wrong. I play Claudette but im not a toxic flashlight #########.
I mean, she's tiny, black, short, has dark hair and clothing that makes her almost invisible.
Why play shirtless David and get spotted miles away when you can be invisible with Claudette?
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Because not everyone plays for 140% efficiency.
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I like Nea better.
She has cooler threads.
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Cause ######### your meta.
Plus non of what you stated matter when you don't intend to look like you are taking a dump in your pants right in front of the Killer.5 -
Because Feng is the best survivor4
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Because this:
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Because I've grown to hate Claudette.0
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Are maid cafes to japanese the same as what Hooters is to an american?Vietfox said:Because this:1 -
@drunky26 said:
Don't get me wrong. I play Claudette but im not a toxic flashlight [BAD WORD].I mean, she's tiny, black, short, has dark hair and clothing that makes her almost invisible.
Why play shirtless David and get spotted miles away when you can be invisible with Claudette?Luckily not everyone is competitive and plays for a win, DBD would be unplayable otherwise
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Because then all bubba would run in empathy face which would causes a racist uproar due to every bubba player in constant blackface at least that's what one survivor on here said but not every killer wants a squadette every game and then your gonna cause more killers to quit then play and then complain you can't get games because your either doged or camped so you can't go and hide0
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@ChesterTheMolesterChesterTheMolester said:
Are maid cafes to japanese the same to what Hooters is to an american?Vietfox said:Because this:
Idk, i might go to Japan to check it out, you know, for the sake of science.
PS: she's chinese though
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I never heard about chinese maid cafes.Vietfox said:
@ChesterTheMolesterChesterTheMolester said:
Are maid cafes to japanese the same to what Hooters is to an american?Vietfox said:Because this:
Idk, i might go to Japan to check it out, you know, for the sake of science.
PS: she's chinese though
I'll look forward for your research, im not gonna touch it though, might be a bit sticky.
No judgement.2 -
The Feng army out in full force again.
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Because Quentin looks better than Claudette. Yes, even him.
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1. Because I hate every Claudette. I mori her everytime.
2. I want that Feng Min Background as a map. Thats looks really nice.1 -
Claudette is the most ugliest skin besides nea, that's why I don't play both. Idc about efficient playing if the skin looks like #########5
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I hope for you that the mods don't see this poor choice of words.DwightsLifeMatters said:Idc about efficient playing if the skin looks like #########
I'm going to hell for laughing about it.0 -
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If you need company I'll gladly come. For research ofcChesterTheMolester said:
I never heard about chinese maid cafes.Vietfox said:
@ChesterTheMolesterChesterTheMolester said:
Are maid cafes to japanese the same to what Hooters is to an american?Vietfox said:Because this:
Idk, i might go to Japan to check it out, you know, for the sake of science.
PS: she's chinese though
I'll look forward for your research, im not gonna touch it though, might be a bit sticky.
No judgement.
I heard they like Italians for historical reasons so I might come handy to convince them giving some "interviews"
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Some of her hairs (like the default one +p3) can be seen across the map ^^
In the past where dbd wasnt that variety claudette was the most played survivor. She was my main too
And is still my favo. But sometimes I wanna play Meme Ace, or laurie, or nea, or meg, or dwight, or quentin ^^
btw sneaky gameplay isn't very strong. playing sneaky in a chase so that the killer loses you THATS strong
and for those "snukes" (sneaky jukes) you dont need claudette. Just because youre playing claudette means not youre invisible.
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Being a scientist sounds hard.Malakir said:
If you need company I'll gladly come. For research ofcChesterTheMolester said:
I never heard about chinese maid cafes.Vietfox said:
@ChesterTheMolesterChesterTheMolester said:
Are maid cafes to japanese the same to what Hooters is to an american?Vietfox said:Because this:
Idk, i might go to Japan to check it out, you know, for the sake of science.
PS: she's chinese though
I'll look forward for your research, im not gonna touch it though, might be a bit sticky.
No judgement.
I heard they like Italians for historical reasons so I might come handy to convince them giving some "interviews"
I'll be glad to do this sacrifice for science sake
Pun intended.2 -
This is why I love this community. We can jump on each other throat in some threads but at the end we just love the game and joke aroundChesterTheMolester said:
Being a scientist sounds hard.Malakir said:
If you need company I'll gladly come. For research ofcChesterTheMolester said:
I never heard about chinese maid cafes.Vietfox said:
@ChesterTheMolesterChesterTheMolester said:
Are maid cafes to japanese the same to what Hooters is to an american?Vietfox said:Because this:
Idk, i might go to Japan to check it out, you know, for the sake of science.
PS: she's chinese though
I'll look forward for your research, im not gonna touch it though, might be a bit sticky.
No judgement.
I heard they like Italians for historical reasons so I might come handy to convince them giving some "interviews"
I'll be glad to do this sacrifice for science sake
Pun intended.
I laughed my ass off for this2 -
I mained Claudette then Dwight for a bit but now I'm back to Claudette. I do not play her for stealth and according to killer mains, I am toxic even survivor mains say that about me it hurts. But I try not to be toxic. I play her because she's got cool cosmetics. Not everyone likes to stealth you know? Most people like to be spotted and chased.
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To bad that there are a lot of people taking the forum as serious as a national emergency.Malakir said:
This is why I love this community. We can jump on each other throat in some threads but at the end we just love the game and joke aroundChesterTheMolester said:
Being a scientist sounds hard.Malakir said:
If you need company I'll gladly come. For research ofcChesterTheMolester said:
I never heard about chinese maid cafes.Vietfox said:
@ChesterTheMolesterChesterTheMolester said:
Are maid cafes to japanese the same to what Hooters is to an american?Vietfox said:Because this:
Idk, i might go to Japan to check it out, you know, for the sake of science.
PS: she's chinese though
I'll look forward for your research, im not gonna touch it though, might be a bit sticky.
No judgement.
I heard they like Italians for historical reasons so I might come handy to convince them giving some "interviews"
I'll be glad to do this sacrifice for science sake
Pun intended.
I laughed my ass off for this
I love it too though.0 -
Dwight for life.
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I used to main Dwight because when I first got the game I didn't care much for playing Survivor - just pick the first guy and go.
Plus he was 'that guy' like I was, and we both need glasses too lmao.
Now I have Dwight at P1 Level 50 and my Adam at Level 50.
I learned after 400-ish hours that there's no point in prestiging anybody. Learned the hard way, mind you, when I lost my awesome Doctor build and have yet to get even Distressing Tier 1 even though he's at Level 48-ish now.
I prefer Adam because he's so quiet, even when injured, and purchased his dark green coat cosmetic so I blend in a lot better. I can't stand playing as Claudette because she sounds like a dog on death's door whenever she's injured and it's so god damn annoying.
I also so happen to have that misfortune where I have the Killer right on my ass like a heat-seeking missile as soon as the game starts in half the matches I'm in, and if he doesn't then he comes after me after chasing another Survivor for a while. In either case, I would be injured most of the match, having to listen to that annoying whimper all god damned game.TL;DR, Claudette sounds like a dying animal when she's injured and it's loud and annoying which is why I don't play as her.
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Because not everyone is super competitive. I used to go for the best camo I could get in the early days of the game but once I stopped caring about Rank and all that, I stopped caring about camo. Running around with Ace in bright pink & purple clothes is great.
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Some of us are not so shallow to care only about gameplay effectiveness.
Some of us are mature enough to appreciate deeper and more meaningful characteristics of certain survivors.
Also, Kate has great tits.
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*PersonalititsGeorge_Soros said:Some of us are not so shallow to care only about gameplay effectiveness.
Some of us are mature enough to appreciate deeper and more meaningful characteristics of certain survivors.
Also, Kate has great tits.
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Because I’m a Jake main with a big brain.2
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Because people don't care about being "optimal"?
This question is easily turned around to ask why does literally any killer besides nurse get played?0 -
I thoroughly enjoy playing with Claudette. Her stealth abilities are awesome!
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Imagine Legion having a brawl with Tapp, Jeff, David and Jake...The_Crusader said:
Thats a huge reason no one is afraid of them.1 -
Isn't "Legion" a gang of late teens/early 20s hoodlums? Yeah he looks scrawny too. David would KO him.ChesterTheMolester said:
Imagine Legion having a brawl with Tapp, Jeff, David and Jake...The_Crusader said:
Thats a huge reason no one is afraid of them.
Not that DBD makes sense. Trapper is about 8ft tall and looks like he can bench 1000lbs yet he fails to push a 5ft something Laurie out of the way when shes standing in front of the hook.0 -
@The_Crusader said:
ChesterTheMolester said:
The_Crusader said:
Malakir said:
The_Crusader said:The Feng army out in full force again.
We Are Feng
We Are Many
We Are LegionHaha I get the reference
But unlike the new Legion, Feng can get the job done.
Imagine Legion having a brawl with Tapp, Jeff, David and Jake...
Thats a huge reason no one is afraid of them.
Isn't "Legion" a gang of late teens/early 20s hoodlums? Yeah he looks scrawny too. David would KO him.
Not that DBD makes sense. Trapper is about 8ft tall and looks like he can bench 1000lbs yet he fails to push a 5ft something Laurie out of the way when shes standing in front of the hook.
Mmmmmm Trapper is big unstrong too ya
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Because Min in a scifi top, and paradise shorts.
And Nea in flannel and those super short shorts.0 -
Strange to see so many people playing Claudette cause meta.Rebel_Raven said:Because Min in a scifi top, and paradise shorts.
And Nea in flannel and those super short shorts.
They put Meg in a mini skirt and even that won't help.1 -
Well, they need to see Meg in those tight leather pants, I guess.ChesterTheMolester said:
Strange to see so many people playing Claudette cause meta.Rebel_Raven said:Because Min in a scifi top, and paradise shorts.
And Nea in flannel and those super short shorts.
They put Meg in a mini skirt and even that won't help.0 -
Maybe they will consider once they release black catsuits for the survivors.Rebel_Raven said:
Well, they need to see Meg in those tight leather pants, I guess.ChesterTheMolester said:
Strange to see so many people playing Claudette cause meta.Rebel_Raven said:Because Min in a scifi top, and paradise shorts.
And Nea in flannel and those super short shorts.
They put Meg in a mini skirt and even that won't help.
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because some people prefer challenge instead of taking the easiest route every single time
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And ninja masks. At least ones that don't come with pastel hair.ChesterTheMolester said:
Maybe they will consider once they release black catsuits for the survivors.Rebel_Raven said:
Well, they need to see Meg in those tight leather pants, I guess.ChesterTheMolester said:
Strange to see so many people playing Claudette cause meta.Rebel_Raven said:Because Min in a scifi top, and paradise shorts.
And Nea in flannel and those super short shorts.
They put Meg in a mini skirt and even that won't help.
Most survivors can wear pretty heavy camouflage in terms of colors.
Thinking about it, Claudette doesn't seem to own a pair of shorts. I don't think I have seen her legs.
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I used to play her because I liked being sneaky, that was until I realized you can pretty much do it with every survivor. I like playing Quentin, Tapp, Adam, Laurie, David and a few other characters too. When I do play Claudette though I always wear the shirt that Tru3Talent has for her.
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No. Feng Min is best girl, and best survivor.Malakir said:Because Feng is the best survivor1 -
Mmh in the game yeah, best girl? Arguable but isnt too far eitherMasonHugsCats said:
No. Feng Min is best girl, and best survivor.Malakir said:Because Feng is the best survivor0 -
Wasn't meant to be how u think lol, was referring to nea and claudette, both are ugly af. Really never understood the hype of Nea tbh. And claudette, well it's easy mode to play her so it's obviously "hyped"ChesterTheMolester said:
I hope for you that the mods don't see this poor choice of words.DwightsLifeMatters said:Idc about efficient playing if the skin looks like #########
I'm going to hell for laughing about it.
I prefere to play pizza dwight or golden ace etc, just in general nice looking skins. Idc if I'm easier to spot, tbh that's even better so I'm not dealing with M1 simulator at gens2 -
Dwight ftw.
If it ain't Dwight it ain't right.
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Try looking at Nea in her pixie cut instead of her usual half shaved look?DwightsLifeMatters said:
Wasn't meant to be how u think lol, was referring to nea and claudette, both are ugly af. Really never understood the hype of Nea tbh. And claudette, well it's easy mode to play her so it's obviously "hyped"ChesterTheMolester said:
I hope for you that the mods don't see this poor choice of words.DwightsLifeMatters said:Idc about efficient playing if the skin looks like #########
I'm going to hell for laughing about it.
I prefere to play pizza dwight or golden ace etc, just in general nice looking skins. Idc if I'm easier to spot, tbh that's even better so I'm not dealing with M1 simulator at gens0 -
I know you didn't, thats why i called it a poor choice of words.DwightsLifeMatters said:
Wasn't meant to be how u think lol, was referring to nea and claudette, both are ugly af. Really never understood the hype of Nea tbh. And claudette, well it's easy mode to play her so it's obviously "hyped"ChesterTheMolester said:
I hope for you that the mods don't see this poor choice of words.DwightsLifeMatters said:Idc about efficient playing if the skin looks like #########
I'm going to hell for laughing about it.
I prefere to play pizza dwight or golden ace etc, just in general nice looking skins. Idc if I'm easier to spot, tbh that's even better so I'm not dealing with M1 simulator at gens
Also her ability to hide is quite overrated, an experienced Killer will usually see her.0
