what if dead by daylight…
…made it so survivors could fight back?
…had skins for killers which were other killers? (eg a wraith skin for trapper)
…nerfed every killer perk and every killer so that survivors had a bigger advantage?
…buffed survivor perks and made it so survivors had infinite sprint burst?
…never added freddy?
…took away the pay to win factor by paying to get good perks?
…never added ashley j. williams?
for everyone who doesn’t understand what a joke is, i’ll explain it to you. THIS. this was meant to be satire, and it completely flew over y’all’s heads. satire is when something isn’t actually meant to be real. so for the people that didn’t know, THIS POST IS SATIRE.
now it’s your turn.
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Just didn't do any of those things you listed
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that’s the whole point… it’s meant to be a joke… think you missed the joke
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wait.. what
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Was it funny?
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no, but tbh it sounded funnier in my head. but everyone stop attacking me.
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Wasn't attacking. Just asking a genuine question and you gave an answer. Also if this is what you consider attacking then be prepared for the storm that is the dbd forums, my friend.
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… you really must be fun at parties. that was genuinely meant to not be real, i was saying stop attacking as A JOKE, but i’m guessing you don’t know what that is.
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Your jokes are not funny.
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the sad sad truth of people in society. no one actually understands satire and people are stone cold serious these days. just trying to bring some light in an already dry and toxic community. guess that isn’t the way of going about it is it?
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well an A for effort, i’ll take it
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I get that the post is a joke, but something I think is genuinely cool is survivors actually fighting back in Wesker's mori. It doesn't affect gameplay in the slightest, it's ultimately pointless as the survivor gets killed anyway, but it's cool lore-wise that they have a fighting spirit.
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I always applaud those people who try to break the mold and make everyone crack a smile :) /non-s
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i think it’s funny!
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i would 1000000% agree
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this is my reaction
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yep, i’m here all day. heard it all.
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what if dead by daylight
no. no dbd. go home and touch some grass on your way to it.
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No
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What if dead by daylight got a Netflix adaption. Who would be the protagonist?
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jeff
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As it should be 👏
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Well I just want 2 killer vs 8 survivors gamemode and that's not joke. It does not have to be balanced would be fun to play with friend and test how different killer powers work with each other.
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yeah like a blight x nurse moment.
wouldn’t that be something.
and that isn’t meant to sound erotic. it’s only what you make it. but i can assure you it only meant a duo, nothing more.
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What if dead by daylight was really a dating simulator.
Oh wait.....
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I would probably do oni + plague with my friend. Infinite blood supply for oni to have his power all time or plague gets her power. Lose/lose situation for survivors.
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yes
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