Give David Chest hair or...

Vortexas

A Chip N Dales skin.

Cause boy is obviously a stripper with such a beard, and yet no body hair.

I am thinking a little Tuxedo Thong, and a little black bowtie.

Rebel_Raven

Make a version of David where he's the killer, but instead of trying to kill survivors, he just does the Party boy routine and chases them.
https://youtu.be/h6a1cDwbURE

Vortexas

YES

Luc_ius

Haha yes