Devs, seriously can we please...

Options
Make some of the survivors more THICC? Nearly all of the killers are OMEGA THICC and I was looking at some cosmetics recently and the only actual THICC survivors seem to be Jake, Kate, Feng and Jeff. I would like a THICC David cosmetic in some short shorts to go with my shirtless David please. Can we just buff all of the survivors so they become THICC please? Maybe tone down some of the killers next time too. Spirit be lookin OMEGA THICC and Susie and Julie are the THICCEST of the Legion. Huntress very THICC too tho. So yeah, more THICCNESS please, for David and all the other survivors too. Oh and dont say "Meg is THICC too tho" because guess what? No shes not, shes flat and that makes her the worst, just like Freddy. They dont got nothing, if there is any definition of the word thicc they embody the definition of the word thin, disgusting, darn, done, rant over. Dont buff Meg buff David thanks..

Comments

  • Iceman
    Iceman Member Posts: 1,457
    Options
    .............


  • Dehitay
    Dehitay Member Posts: 1,725
    Options

    Fun fact: Intentionally making your thread title as vague as possible is one of the best ways to ensure that devs ignore it.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    Dehitay said:

    Fun fact: Intentionally making your thread title as vague as possible is one of the best ways to ensure that devs ignore it.

    This is supposed to be a joke thread tho...I dont care if the devs see it or not, they've got better things to do
  • XxAtomicAlfiexX
    XxAtomicAlfiexX Member Posts: 395
    Options

    MAKE TRAPPER EVEN THICCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Orion
    Orion Member Posts: 21,675
    Options

    @Peanits said:
    Thiccness is a top priority and is no laughing matter.

    Finally, getting your priorities straight.

  • Skairipa
    Skairipa Member Posts: 255
    Options

    what exactly should mean THICC? :/

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    Peanits said:
    Dehitay said:

    Fun fact: Intentionally making your thread title as vague as possible is one of the best ways to ensure that devs ignore it.

    This is supposed to be a joke thread tho...I dont care if the devs see it or not, they've got better things to do
    Thiccness is a top priority and is no laughing matter.
    Shhh, I'm just saying that to calm the non-beliver ;)
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    Skairipa said:

    what exactly should mean THICC? :/

    Well obviously THICC, although Clown may take the crown for being an ABSOLUTE UNIT
  • Unnamed_Freak
    Unnamed_Freak Member Posts: 570
    Options

    They can make some characters more THICC. But they will never reach the level of the ALPHA THICC, the ABSOLUTE UNIT that is Kenneth Chase, The Clown.

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068
    Options

    Bubba has the Thicc down and unlike the Clown he isn't slimmed down getting there either.

  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    Options
    So... what means thicc? I'm surprised there are no overweight survivors. 
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    So... what means thicc? I'm surprised there are no overweight survivors. 
    I was mostly referring to Kate Denson THICC or Spirit THICC 
  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    So... what means thicc? I'm surprised there are no overweight survivors. 
    I was mostly referring to Kate Denson THICC or Spirit THICC 
    Still no idea. 
    Do you mean sexy? A corpse = sexy??
  • thesuicidefox
    thesuicidefox Member Posts: 8,223
    edited January 2019
    Options

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I was mostly referring to Kate Denson THICC or Spirit THICC 

    Strange these are my mains
    😋🍑

    @Tsulan said:
    Do you mean sexy? A corpse = sexy??

    If you squint she doesn't look so mutilated, more like a naked blue chick.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    Tsulan said:
    So... what means thicc? I'm surprised there are no overweight survivors. 
    I was mostly referring to Kate Denson THICC or Spirit THICC 
    Still no idea. 
    Do you mean sexy? A corpse = sexy??
    No, I just mean THICC, not sexy. THICC. Although if you find Spirit sexy go ahead, you do you and I ain't stopping you 

  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    Tsulan said:
    So... what means thicc? I'm surprised there are no overweight survivors. 
    I was mostly referring to Kate Denson THICC or Spirit THICC 
    Still no idea. 
    Do you mean sexy? A corpse = sexy??
    No, I just mean THICC, not sexy. THICC. Although if you find Spirit sexy go ahead, you do you and I ain't stopping you 

    Explaining a word by repeating it several times is as helpful as speaking louder to someone who doesn't understand your language. 
  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    Options

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I was mostly referring to Kate Denson THICC or Spirit THICC 

    Strange these are my mains
    😋🍑

    @Tsulan said:
    Do you mean sexy? A corpse = sexy??

    If you squint she doesn't look so mutilated, more like a naked blue chick.

    Avatar must have been an adult movie for you...
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    @Tsulan
    Ok let me explain better than, having a more curvy/shapy figure or having a good buttocks 
  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    Options
    @Tsulan
    Ok let me explain better than, having a more curvy/shapy figure or having a good buttocks 
    Ahh. You want bigger butts.
    K
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    @Tsulan
    Ok let me explain better than, having a more curvy/shapy figure or having a good buttocks 
    Ahh. You want bigger butts.
    K
    Yup :)
  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    @Tsulan
    Ok let me explain better than, having a more curvy/shapy figure or having a good buttocks 
    Ahh. You want bigger butts.
    K
    Yup :)
    Ok.
    I want some really fat survivors. Like 150kg/290pounds fat survivors. Something more realistic. 
    All we have are fit.
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    Tsulan said:
    @Tsulan
    Ok let me explain better than, having a more curvy/shapy figure or having a good buttocks 
    Ahh. You want bigger butts.
    K
    Yup :)
    Ok.
    I want some really fat survivors. Like 150kg/290pounds fat survivors. Something more realistic. 
    All we have are fit.
    But would it affect running speeds or hitboxes? Eh, nevermind. It's the entity's world, anything goes 
  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    Tsulan said:
    @Tsulan
    Ok let me explain better than, having a more curvy/shapy figure or having a good buttocks 
    Ahh. You want bigger butts.
    K
    Yup :)
    Ok.
    I want some really fat survivors. Like 150kg/290pounds fat survivors. Something more realistic. 
    All we have are fit.
    But would it affect running speeds or hitboxes? Eh, nevermind. It's the entity's world, anything goes 
    Bill is non stop smoking. Doesn't affect him.
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    Tsulan said:
    Tsulan said:
    @Tsulan
    Ok let me explain better than, having a more curvy/shapy figure or having a good buttocks 
    Ahh. You want bigger butts.
    K
    Yup :)
    Ok.
    I want some really fat survivors. Like 150kg/290pounds fat survivors. Something more realistic. 
    All we have are fit.
    But would it affect running speeds or hitboxes? Eh, nevermind. It's the entity's world, anything goes 
    Bill is non stop smoking. Doesn't affect him.
    Now I want whatever he's smoking!!! 
  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    edited January 2019
    Options
    Tsulan said:
    Tsulan said:
    Tsulan said:
    @Tsulan
    Ok let me explain better than, having a more curvy/shapy figure or having a good buttocks 
    Ahh. You want bigger butts.
    K
    Yup :)
    Ok.
    I want some really fat survivors. Like 150kg/290pounds fat survivors. Something more realistic. 
    All we have are fit.
    But would it affect running speeds or hitboxes? Eh, nevermind. It's the entity's world, anything goes 
    Bill is non stop smoking. Doesn't affect him.
    Now I want whatever he's smoking!!! 
    Sure as hell no e-cigarettes. 
    I want big cigars to customize survivors. 
  • thesuicidefox
    thesuicidefox Member Posts: 8,223
    Options

    @Tsulan said:
    Avatar must have been an adult movie for you...

    Eh... they aren't covered in blood. It's less sexy.

  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095
    Options

    @Tsulan said:
    Avatar must have been an adult movie for you...

    Eh... they aren't covered in blood. It's less sexy.

    To each his own...
  • ChesterTheMolester
    ChesterTheMolester Member Posts: 2,771
    edited January 2019
    Options
    Tsulan said:

    @Tsulan said:
    Avatar must have been an adult movie for you...

    Eh... they aren't covered in blood. It's less sexy.

    To each his own...
    Unfortunately the only thing that got succed was the money out of the audiences wallets as they watched the most overrated shitshow off all times.
  • TAG
    TAG Member Posts: 12,871
    Options
    Fat Survivor Build:

    Decisive Strike - The first time the Killer tries to pick you up, they are caught off guard by your weight and accidentally drop you.  Sometimes they'll be able to pick you up and carry you a bit before they get too tired and gotta drop you for a bit.  If the hook is close enough, they might carry you a little at a time, stopping every now and again to catch their breath.

    Deliverance + Breakdown - Killer tries to hook you, but your sheer fatness causes the hook to break under your weight.  Lay off the Hot Pockets, for heaven's sake.

    Dead Hard - When running away from the Killer, you try to Sprint Burst, but you're too out of shape and can only take, like, two extra steps before you become Exhausted.