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Weird question
What do you think each killer would teach if they were a teacher in school
For me I know Blight probably chemistry and Hag...art the girl does doodle a lot.
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Do not think about what Freddy and Chucky would do around schoolkids.
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Freddy is banished to the shadow realm while chucky I won't lie is probably just that really pissy teacher who you question why they decide to be a teacher.
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Trapper - The anatomy of bear traps and leg wounds.
Wraith - Spinal treatment
Hillbilly - Chainsaw maintenance
Huntress - Axe throwing
Doctor - Cognitive studies
Legion - Toxicity
Clown - Additional Toxicity
Myers - Detention
Oni - Anger management
Pig - Head wear
Plague - Viral studies
Leatherface - Arts and Crafts
Artist - Aviary studies
Blight - Chemistry
Singularity - Electronics
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What about Knight?
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Physical education for sure.
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Mid-evil history and gym.
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Fair enough, those would work for Tarhos.
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Hillbilly: P.E. My man is faster than Usain Bolt and he can maintain that speed! He's also double the strength of a normal human.
Nurse: Well, nursing. Don't know what else you'd expect.
Doctor: Either physics (it's kind of impressive how he can generate so much electricity) or psychology.
Artist: Art. Again, what else did you expect?
Blight: Chemisty.
Demodoggo: I feel like Demo would be a good geography teacher. He knows his way around the world pretty well.
Huntress: Definitely physics and maths. She is so good in calculating trajectory, there is no other option.
Trickster: Music. Pretty obvious.
Wraith: Probably also music. The bing bong man knows how to strike a tune.
Pig: I feel like she would make a fantastic home room teacher for whatever reason.
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Trapper: Business Studies (learn to separate the man from the maggots in the world of business)
Wraith: Mathematics (because numbers don't burn your villages down, and equations protect you from the harsh realities)
Hillbilly: Mechanics (because chainsaw)
Nurse: First Aid (offering the cleanest and best permanent solutions to pain relief)
Shape: Psychology (...............)
Hag: Food and Nutrition (learn the exciting methods of preparing liver)
Doctor: Neuroscience (an advanced course delving deep into the mind - course known as the "Remothered Course").
Huntress: Agriculture (learn to live off the land and those living off the land - open to girls only)
Cannibal: Hospitality (family-run business speciality)
Nightmare: [redacted] - no longer teaching, despite being a dream candodate on paper.
Pig: Design and Technology (taught by the best in their field, and pushes the limits of creativity)
Clown: Chemistry (dip your finger into this colourful world!)
Spirit: Unknown (we barely see her at school)
Legion: School delinquents
Plague: Religion (and just how far we can push religious obsession)
Ghost Face: Media Studies (journalism and popular culture, as well as what makes a good headline)
Demogorgon: Quantum Physics (who else better to learn from than from someone who comes from another reality)
Oni: Military History (who else to learn from than someone who was actually there!)
Deathslinger: Entrepreneurship (learn how to develop and pitch a product, as well as taking business into your own hands when things don't work out)
Executioner: Law (specialises in domestic issue)
Blight: Biology (especially focused on plantlife and how to find the right dose)
Twins: Culture and society (and how everyone is a judgemental prick)
Trickster: Music (learn what makes the best sounds and how to replocate those results)
Nemesis: Astronomy (STAAAARRRRSSSS)
Cenobites: Physical Education (understand the limits of the body, then go well beyond that)
Artist: Art (because art)
OnryΕ: Film studies (how to make a killer piece of cinema)
Dredge: Sculpture (if you can sculpt that, you can sculpt anything!)
Mastermind: Business management (how to get to the top by any means and stay there)
Knight: History (specialises in Hungarian medieval period)
Skull Merchant: The Classics (because someone has to teach the least popular subject)
Singularity: Robotics (become something greater)
Xenomorph: Evolution (become the perfect organism)
Good Guy: Family planning (children are the future, so what else better tp learn than use their bodies to increase our future)
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Trapper - Business
Wraith - History or Law
Hillbilly - HVAC
Nurse - Biology
Huntress - Environmental Science
Doctor - Psychology
Hag - Horticulture
Clown - Chemistry
Plague - Religious Study
Spirit - Kendo Instructor
Singularity - Engineering
Skull Merchant - Also Business
Knight - Warfare and Tactics
Twins - Kindergarten
Blight - Also Chemistry
Deathslinger - Also Engineering
Oni - History
Dredge - Uuuhhhhh.....
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School care taker π
Someone said history which makes sense I suppose.
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History would be interesting, considering he was actually there.
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Oh the last one is simple: Dredge - Running the Cafeteria
I had a few experiences in my years in school with cafeteria food... TL;DR if you're in school and get a '"Veal" cutlet sandwich' that was speckled with every pastel color of the rainbow (and I wish I was kidding; blue, green, and yes, VIOLET!... and I think it was supposed to be made of chicken, iirc? This was years before even the idea of vegetarian/vegan options was even thought about, so pretty sure chicken), it's time to bring lunch to school π
Putting this memory into consideration, I have to feel like Dredge has a handle on that part of the school day.
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Student: Huh sir where did you say Egypt was again
Demo:*incoherent hissing*
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I think Pig might make a good biology teacher for obvious reasons as well.
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