Funniest Phrases You've Heard From A Survivor
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Survivors powered 4 gens before I could hook the DS guy. Chase wasn't even that long, they just rushed gens. I camped him and shoo'd the ones that came in for saves. Ended up killing 2 at the gate. In after-game chat.
"yawn"
"boring game, no one got points."
"no camp yes"I explained it was their own fault for rushing gens, I black pipped, got a 3k, and my daily done so I was fine with it. They said get good, don't camp. Ok then. Their scores were like 3.4k, 5k, 7.5k, and the other got 12.8k cuz they dipped as I was hooking. Take a little responsibility survivors, you want a game then we'll play. You rush out as fast as possible you aren't gonna get #########, and it's all on you.
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"Pop a titty fo' Dwight"
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"Lightweight is better than Self Care"
"Killer can loop the survivor"
"Just break the pallet"
"Self Care benefits the killer"
"You basement camper" (for using the basement and leaving it)
"Freddy = p2w!"
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okay so i was playing as survivor when i got this, only me and someone else left, ALL GENS DONE, just looking for an exit gate (crouching as it was the pig and i didn’t know her whereabouts) and one of the dead survivors messages me “seriously do a gen you’re just walking around” o_o i had no words.0
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Well, who hasnt heard the annoying "ez noob!". I know I got wrecked, you dont need to remind me of my failures.
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Ok fine, ill bite, please enlighten us in detail about how we can avoid it with every killer.Mechkiller3425 said:its kinda sad how you guys complain about Pallet Looping, when its one of the easiest things to avoid.0 -
@Caretaker said:
Two recent ones were gold imo:"Just mind game the sprint burst."
"If you don't like looping just stop the survivor from doing it, it's not hard."
Anyone else got some good remarks after a match?
Proxy camp
Once someone told me a story about camping in a tent that was actually funny0 -
From a game today playing Iron Hag (no perks, add ons or offering)
"Nice terror radius cheater. reported"
"reported"
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A french streamer once told me to kill myself because i dropped him several times so that i could avoid his DS, because he thinks it's a bug use/glitch. SMH
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"You camped me" as another survivor loops around the other on the hook...
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"You do realise you are supposed to LET me get my friend off the hook right?"
I got a beer after reading that
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@RagingCalm said:
Someone on the forums here recently said something along the lines of "If you let the survivors power the exit gates then it's your fault, you lost because you are just bad."Lol i remember seeing that. I still cringe reading it.
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"Sure, let me bend over for you as well. Take full advantage..."
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Enjoy.
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@deadwolfwalking said:
i was told by a toxic meg that 'ds can be countered by not downing her'.... lol. i think it was a joke....and Hex: No One Escapes Death can be countered by not finishing all the gens
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Oh, I remember a good one.
It was lategame, I was playing Hag, 1 gen left, in full stalling mode. 2 survivors left only.
Suddendly, one of them ragequit, and the other one instantly takes the hatch.
In the endgame chat
"LOLOLOL I OUTPLAYED YOU, YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO LEAVE TO GIVE THE HATCH"
Proof : https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=13738960280 -
A survivor once said the Doctor is OP and needs to be nerfed and that playing him is easy wins
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Survivor: "The worst killer I've ever seen. You're trash uninstall the game. ggez."Me (The Killer): "If you're trying to trigger me you have to try harder. Have a nice day everyone."Survivor: "Alright, you too
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Here's my favorite ones for both sides:
Survivor: *Gets a 4k as nurse* "Smells like you have cancer." And I replied "Salty by Daylight"
Killer: "I'm reporting you for exploiting" <-- I was in a spot where he didn't know how to get to me but any killer can reach that spot, he just didn't know how to get to me which made him think that I was exploiting. Don't worry we talked it out and we're all cool now
Basically I walked on the edges of the ramp and stood on the hay bail I circled, like I said, any killer can reach me so it isn't a cheating/exploiting. He just didn't know how to reach me.0 -
My favorite to date is being called a "Salty try hard prick" when four survivors joined my lobby as killer, three of whom had flashlights equipped and immediately swapped to non-flashlighters.
Working under the premise of last second swappers, I proceeded to then make the most sadistic fresh hell doctor build I had available and brought them to The Game.
I mean they WEREN'T wrong I just got the jump on what they were planning to do to me.
All of them purple flashlights with odd bulbs and sapphire lenses swapped in at 6 seconds btw.1 -
After playing my Trapper with the end game build, and getting a 4k, a survivor said:
"Uninstall the game you f***ing noob."
And he was even gracious enough to leave the following statement on my Steam profile.
"-rep no skill noob only noed saves him"....And yes he was running DS + purple flashlight.
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I've been called a "proxycamper" multiple times playing Trapper...0
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Probably already told but its a classic.
"Killer can pallet loop too"The guy who said it even made some very ugly merchandise out of it https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2664716-killers-can-pallet-loop-too
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I was called the typical 'Try-Hard F*****' for killing the 3 survivors that loaded into the game before 2 gens could be completed. I had just hit Prestige 2 on my Huntress and was just doing my daily. I just wanted to hook each of them once. Not my fault they didn't save.... This is just the most recent occurrence.
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@MeowLux said:
Back when BT was broken. (Before nerf) I hooked someone and the 3 other survs came to the hooked person and literally were standing next to the hook, waiting for me to leave it. Then in the post-game chat they called me a "facecamper" even though I didn't do anything else than stay at the hook due to them being at the hook. I mean like they gave me every reason to camp.OMG, I experienced the exact same thing! I just turned my camera after hooking the first survivor just to see two teammates, they were not even hiding.
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"Toxic camper that's ruining the game"
I had a survivor on a hook right in front of the exit, which was open, with a survivor to each side of them. One of which had a flashlight who'd been on me the entire match.
The entitlement mentality of survivors is quickly baffling me.0 -
Got told by a salty SWF group after I camped them because they wouldn't get away from the hook: "4x reported by us all for trolling and abusing, enjoy your ban."
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“You’re gonna die of cancer and your family will be glad”.
- Some butthurt SWF dingleberry0 -
"You aren't killing me right"
"I dc cause you stayed near hook" (btw was in chases lel)
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"Go play Monopoly, it's more your pace"
Monopoly is a very fun game, why would you diss my childhood like that
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@TheScarletPotion said:
"**** you and your magic Doritos!!!" im a hag main...Bumping because it's just so funny!
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@Spiritbx said:
Mechkiller3425 said:its kinda sad how you guys complain about Pallet Looping, when its one of the easiest things to avoid.
Ok fine, ill bite, please enlighten us in detail about how we can avoid it with every killer.
Reminds me the whole, "Poor people should just stop being poor".
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to quote someone i got at the end of one game:
"Gay pay to win character." "you paid money for a OP character." "so you can win without skill."
"you paid money to win." "That killer is so easy to win with." i was playing as Leatherface.4 -
"Only f*ggots play nurse, git gud" after a 4K three minutes into the game. They played like superheroes, flocking the hook against a nurse. Smart tactics.
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“You’re such a noob camper, stop tunneling”
Every Angry Kid/SWF group Ever
Reasoning: I stayed at the hook because I saw people approaching and grabbed them
My response: Who died, and who got 4 Kills?0 -
Told a guy to stop running Sprint Burst, but he couldn't cuz he'd actually lose then. He told me to stop running Remember Me. Survivors are another kind of special.
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@ChesterTheMolester said:
I've been called a "proxycamper" multiple times playing Trapper...Ok, I will bite. What the hell is a proxy camper?
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I think it’s when a Killer doesn’t completely leave the hook. Like they’ll look for other Survivors and check gens, but they’ll keep coming back to check on the hook.lasombra1979 said:@ChesterTheMolester said:
I've been called a "proxycamper" multiple times playing Trapper...Ok, I will bite. What the hell is a proxy camper?
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@SnakeSound222 said:
lasombra1979 said:@ChesterTheMolester said:
I've been called a "proxycamper" multiple times playing Trapper...
Ok, I will bite. What the hell is a proxy camper?
I think it’s when a Killer doesn’t completely leave the hook. Like they’ll look for other Survivors and check gens, but they’ll keep coming back to check on the hook.
Makes sense. Extremely stupid thing to complain about but makes sense.
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I wasnt camping, i put traps near the hooks, maybe they meant that? Like camping by proxy?lasombra1979 said:@ChesterTheMolester said:
I've been called a "proxycamper" multiple times playing Trapper...Ok, I will bite. What the hell is a proxy camper?
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@ChesterTheMolester said:
lasombra1979 said:
@ChesterTheMolester said:
I've been called a "proxycamper" multiple times playing Trapper...
Ok, I will bite. What the hell is a proxy camper?
I wasnt camping, i put traps near the hooks, maybe they meant that? Like camping by proxy?
You placed traps near a hooked survivor!? You... T O X I C - S L U T
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Is using traps to catch sluts gay? Anyway, never change Jack, never changeJack11803 said:@ChesterTheMolester said:
lasombra1979 said:
@ChesterTheMolester said:
I've been called a "proxycamper" multiple times playing Trapper...
Ok, I will bite. What the hell is a proxy camper?
I wasnt camping, i put traps near the hooks, maybe they meant that? Like camping by proxy?
You placed traps near a hooked survivor!? You... T O X I C - S L U T
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It is in fact; VERY LESBIAN
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@Jack11803 said:
@ChesterTheMolesterIt is in fact; VERY LESBIAN
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It's not something that was said, but it kind of fits. I was chasing a Meg, and she jumped through a window on Mother's Dwelling. I looked in, she stood there, and started t-bagging me. I was playing Huntress. You can probably figure out what happened next.
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A DC right after you picked her up.VolantConch1719 said:It's not something that was said, but it kind of fits. I was chasing a Meg, and she jumped through a window on Mother's Dwelling. I looked in, she stood there, and started t-bagging me. I was playing Huntress. You can probably figure out what happened next.
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"BBQ is OP it takes away the killers tracking ability"
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Survivor asked me how they was ever supposed to get out if I kept camping and tunneling the only three gens left after a three gen strat that they thereself set up0
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