We are all morons (update v1)
Both sides are whiny, devs are clueless about balance, fog whisperers are toxic af, devs do nothing about it, community harasses multiple people just for being associated with DBD, said people support this crap, survivors are people who play this game as a survivor because they cannot control their own life, killers are tunneling campers who want to die inside and suffer from onset depression, streamers think their hot crap for disconnecting, again devs do nothing about it, people buy the stupid game because MICHELE MOIERS N' FEDY KRUSHER N SCREM UWU
Dwight mains are loners, Meg mains are fat Sonic the Hedgehog wannabes, Claudette mains are tryhards, Jake mains are boring normal people, Nea mains are ALSO tryhards and ugly, Laurie mains are crybabies because of DS nerf, Ace mains are fedora wearing "pusy destroyers", BIll mains are people who THINK their tryhards, Fein mains are perverted weeaboos, David players are again tryhards with "skill", Quentin mains are #relatable with Quentin, Tapp mains are gen rushers with no skills, Kate mains are horny (enough said about Kate), Adam mains are rock-throwing "memestars", Jeff mains are just like Jeff himself, Jane mains are both horny AND "memestars", Ash mains are tryhards who claim that "MoM iS nOt ThAt BrOkEn",
Trapper mains are beginners that are learning that Trapper is crap, Wraith mains are people that are still happy that the Wraith is not the worst but does not realize that he is still awful, Hillbilly mains are tryhard that are to crap to play nurse, Nurse mains are UBER TRYHARDS, Michael mains are people that CLAIM to be good but need add-ons to do so, Hag mains are "happy campers", Doctor mains are people who are too lazy to actually find survivors, Huntress mains are MLG420QUIKSCOPESMNTDEWDORITOS tryhards, Leatherface mains are "unhappy campers", Freddy mains are rather fedora wearin' "memestars", or people that hate themselves, Pig mains only play Pig to T-bag survivors, Clown mains are just like the Clown himself, Spirit players are tryhard weeaboos that do not want to play Nurse, Legion mains...just Legion mains, Plague mains want to truly make survivors toxic, Ghost mains are people that hate themselves.
And FINALLY, VICTOR_HENSLEY is a whiny, butthurt idiot who thinks that this helps the community with intentional grammatical errors and confusing layed-out post and should actually get a life and stop bringing attention to this game and community...
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This was worth the read just for the laughs, amazing
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Well, I’m downvoting this simply because what is said about Tapp mains isn’t no true, as far as I know me and @NMCKE are the only experienced Tapp mains out there.
And while I do agree with the fog whisperer/twitch streamer stuff you have to realize BHVR is just going to keep being corrupt and there’s nothing we can do about it.
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Agree. It's times like this I miss the 'Awesome' button
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Wow....a post that gave me a sincere laugh here, well done
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I might have missed it in the wall of text, but what about Bill mains?
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Well, I only play Detective Tapp for his looks and personality. It fits mine unlike other survivors to offer and btw, I'm not great in chases so I don't see where he got the term "tryhard" from. Now about the Nurse mains being "UBER TRYHARD", I guess to negatives make a positive because I'm a nice Nurse main, just don't test me and I'll make sure that you're having fun.
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survivors are people who play this game as a survivor because they cannot control their own life
Honestly sometimes I switch over to Killer because of the lack of control you have as Survivor.
Jake mains are boring normal people
Have you met a Jake main? XD lol They're typically pretty weird.
Wraith mains are people that are still happy that the Wraith is not the worst but does not realize that he is still awful
Wraith is a good boy, shh.
Pig mains only play Pig to T-bag survivors
Or for the cute squeaks.
And FINALLY, VICTOR_HENSLEY is a whiny, butthurt idiot who thinks that this helps the community with intentional grammatical errors and confusing layed-out post and should actually get a life and stop bringing attention to this game and community...
Be nice to yourself. XD It could have had different paragraphs for clarity, but you're fine.
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@Tzeentchling9 BIll mains are people who THINK their tryhards
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i just wish you had used some "enters" between paragraphs.
well, whatever, just not gonna read it at all.
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As much as I hate to say it, as a Dwight main, that's 100% accurate.
And as someone who (whenever I play killer) plays The Doctor, or The Wraith, those are also extremely accurate.
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This gave me a good laugh ty! 🤗👍
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.., And this is an epic gamer moment.
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Better description for Legion mains would be that they just want to poke you.
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Also downvoting, because not all of us Nurse mains are uber tryhard :c We just dont enjoy eating up pallets all day and night.
/s
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#relatable and horny here.
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Same here I only play him for his looks as well.
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This.
Post.
Is.
AMAZING.
👍
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Oh man that clown one made me laugh so hard i just made an account to tell LOL🤣
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So im relatable, horny and Just Legion Main. Oke
Also good post :D
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I’m a try hard Claudette and ummmmm well what you said about Feng.
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Darn moranz
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I laughed at the hillbilly and spirit one. Honestly love how it is 21 - 21 for the votes.
@Detective_Jonathan I only have 2 ps3 survivors with all the perks. One is Meg and Tapp is the other. I just love saying "Detective Tapp is on the case" for any stupid scenario lol
I would say him and Meg are my joint mains.
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Made me smile for sure. But don't get fooled by Jake plain look we're weirdos
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'David players are again tryhards with "skill".'
I hope that quotation marks are for mocking David players because they are dogshit awful at the game.
I am a Claudette main and can confirm that we are tryhards.
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At first i thought this post will just be a toxic cryout, but man was i wrong :D
Good job!
PS: yay im a tryhard with skill 🤓
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Downvoting for what you said about feng
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@Hoodedfengm1n it's true though. That's why it hurts eh?
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#relatable
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I was a Tapp main for about two months when he and Pig got released :3
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I would have laughed if I had been able to do so. I feel like all life was sucked out leaving a husk.
I don't mean to sound dramatic but that's honestly how I feel.
Anyways, this was pretty funny, but Trapper mains are actually generally good people.
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I am a perverted weeaboo and a tryhard weeaboo that does not want to play nurse.
Well, the last part is not wrong.
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"Huntress mains are MLG420QUIKSCOPESMNTDEWDORITOS tryhards"
This made me Vote Up.
lol
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It seems I am a perverted #relatable weaboo who is a fedora wearing memestar who hates himself.
I will never turn back on my ways. Feng was the first and only Survivor I got to Prestige 3, Freddy was the first Killer I did the same and Quentin is my boy.
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*sobbing
I'm not a loner I'm just different!
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oof
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######### fedy krusher, I lost it mate. Idk if this is satire or not but I love it none the less.
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Leave Kate alone.
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