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Any funny post game messages you'd like to share as a killer?
And I quote:
"Go to hell, where Freddy belongs"
"OMG! I hate you and your teleporting Spirit's ass!"
"Fag... Who plays this without perks and wins..."
"I didn't leave cause you closed the hatch on my face, even if you carried me to the exit and let me open it that doesn't give you the right to be such an ass to a lady"
"Giving us two hooks before using a mori doesn't make you a better person"
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I got called a gen camper a couple of days ago.
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"I can see why you're playing Leatherface. He's ######### just like you!"
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I'll let this speak for itself lol
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That guy wasn't serious... I think... Based on the Linkin Park reference haha.
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So basically what happened was I was running Ruin and Haunted Ground. All round they left the two Haunted Ground alone until they popped the gens and green decided to break the totem and I claimed three people because of it lol.
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#########... LOL
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Where to start?
-"Camp some more you piece of...."
-"Why don't you #########"
-"4 reports coming your way!"
-"Everyone in this comunity hate you"
And many, MANY more.
Dead survivors make me laugh so much. I love this game. I don't know why is it that only in this multiplayer game I get so much passionate hatred. I think it is because of the asymmetry aspect of the game, makes survivors players feel vulnerable and weak when they lose and can't stand those feelings. Priceless
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"git gud killer" "Why do you play this killer" "noob" "slugger" and one of my favorite "GG EZ" i hear that everytime they escape with a key ...
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These are from the same match but they’re old.
Nurse on cornfield.
I proxy camped.
I don’t get much hate mail anymore, all these are old.
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OMFG the salt! LOL! Be glad you saved this ones for posterity! LOL!
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This is more recent.
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I enjoy salt, I’m always happy to share it. :)
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I got the impression that he's not happy.
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Have you reported him for such words? Saying something like these is against the rules and is bannable.
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Yep, I report any threats, they don't belong in any games.
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Worst I gotten:
When I am trying to play as Nurse and a full team Claudette team appears:
"GG EZ BABI NURSE EZ CLAP LOL"
When I spare newbies and they don't know about nice killers:
"Are you drunk or something? You know you're suppose to hook us, right? You must be ######### or something." (Real people said this to me, a nice killer! O.o)
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"(Real people said this to me, a nice killer! O.o)"
I am not against survivors complaining for that. You are, after all, ruining their horror movie experience. Shame on you.
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After having multiple DCs, it really isn't appropriate to say "You must be #########" to a killer that let you go (I still slugged that match though). Or any killer.
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I can only imagine what they would say about me if they could. These are great btw.
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I have gotten certain survivors in particular that would add me on steam like a week later that would tell me that "they hope I would die in a tragic accident" then block me. I have no understanding of why they even said it to me. However, it is apparent that they were not pleased with me.
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I like to run basement chest defender builds when I have a series of really unfun games or get tired of playing as killer or survivor and want to take a break
There are two types of players. Those that get the joke which I emphasize by quoting Davy Jones, Elder Scrolls Guard quotes or those that get really angry and mad that I jailed them for breaking into the keep, trying to steal from the vault of arcane knowledge, or destroy the great beacon that keeps the tide of darkness away from our lands
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since i sadly do not posess a editing tool / the knwledge of using such tools, i'll quote the gamechat instead of showing the screenshots here:
just so you know, i killed 2 and 2 ragequit before i could deathhook them. i used the clown with BBQ, PGTW, Brutal Strength and STBFL. as add ons i took Sticky Soda Bottle and Solvent Jug with me. at least 3 of them were SWF and one last second switched to a flashlight character (and DCed later on - this survivor is called "Survivor 2" here.).
Me: "clown op i guess"
Survivor 1: "addons"
Me: "gg to those who didnt ragequit ^^"
Survivor 2: "ah u act like pussy"
Survivor 2: "and u call it rage quit?"
Survivor 2: "pussy boy"
Me: "says the ragequitter LUL"
Survivor 2: "ez game"
Me: "it was"
Me: "thought you'd be better"
Me: "honestly"
Survivor 1: "try to learn whats ragequit"
Survivor 1 "my boooy"
those were the last of their messages. i continued to explain in detail what a ragequit is and how to differ them from actual loss of connections, but they didnt have anything to add anymore.
oh, here are their loadouts:
Survivor 1: Balanced Landing, Borrowed Time, Adrenaline, Selfcare
Survivor 2: Sprint Burst, Adrenaline, Selfcare, Botany Knowledge, Heart Locket (farm offering), Yellow Flashlight with "Tier Optic" and "Battery" (ragequit)
Survivor 3: Slippery Meat, Up The Ante, Decisive Strike, Borrowed Time, Murky Reagant, Ranger Med-Kit with Gel Dressings and Bandages
Survivor 4: Adrenaline, Balanced Landing, Selfcare, Diversion, Salt Pouch, Worn-Out Tools (brown toolbox) (ragequit)
poor things tried so hard to bully me...
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Literally kill any ace player with cosmetics, and you will hit the MOTHERLOAD of salt in the post game chat.
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My personal all-time favorite:
"gg you hentai-tenticle-monster helper"
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You can't call yourself a TRUE killer if you haven't been reported for NOED.
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Being on PS4 I receive personal messages instead of post game chat
I've had a few survivors calling me noob or telling me to learn how to play after I killed them
I always reply the same way
"So tell me, dear survivor I have just killed. How should I play?"
Of course they never reply back
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I main Spirit, so I get a lot of salt for simply existing. Some highlights:
-Survivor: "Lol nice facecamp."
- Me: "Seems dumb to chase a healthy survivor towards an open exit gate."
-Survivor: "Seems like you're a f*ggot"
And then there's this one, copied verbatim to convey the drugs:
-Survivor: "gg to bad your console is band"
-Me: "I....we're on pc?"
-Survivor: "go away"
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75% of the salt and toxicity in this game resides in Ace players
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This one is from a survivor standpoint, but I still got a laugh.
From quite a while ago:
"I watched you run around the whole game. You were literally useless."
In my defense, I was new, I was playing solo, it was my first time bringing a key, and I really wanted to find that hatch! No luck though. 🙃
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So this is more of what I assume is a post game chat because it's the only way that makes sense.
So the way I figure, it was someone unhappy with my old Freddy build pre rework. I ran Knockout, Infectious Fright, NOED, and Remember Me, slugging Survivors mercilessly.
One day though I load in to play some Survivor, get into a lobby, and get a message from the Killer that simply said "F**k you". Now I main Kate Dansen, and never run items since I use Plunderers Instinct, so I doubt they were angry at me for Survivor shenanigans.
Anyways, game starts up and when I say I was tunnelled, I mean tunneled. Not, "oh Killer ran after me instead of a healthy Survivor reeee". I mean I watched this Plague walk up to Survivors, see my beautiful blue jacketed Kate was not in there, and walk away. After a gen or so I get spotted band chased, and I will admit to having a bad Chase and getting downed pretty easily.
I than just crawled around as the Plague followed me continuously puking on me, nodding it's head and whacking me with it's beating stick.
Finally die, laugh to myself cause of the stupidity of the situation, report for griefing and report to PSN for the message. Don't know if DBD did anything, but I do know PS "took action" so who knows.
Honest to Entity none of this is made up.
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This entire discussion makes me proud to main killer.
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"toxic killer literally camping the exit gate"
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"a report for a report"
Apparently if I report someone, then they're supposed to report me back.
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Had a survivor not ready up so i camped him all game (honestly wanted a de-pip anyways since all i seem to get is rank 2 navy seal death squad swfs also note i haven't been above rank 8 in almost a year because of it highest rank I've ever been was 5) he escaped unfortunately and proceeded to message me "oooohhhhh!" "He ain't got no nipples" unfortunately for him he got a harassment report and haven't seen him in a while
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Camping with Billy ?
Ewwwww
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Tbf, everyone was swarming the hook.
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I hit a Jake as the hag, he dc'd and i got called a c**t lol
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Been away from the game for several months, and I see not much has changed.
People like this are the reason I do not see chat. While some of it is hilarious as to how triggered people get, most of it is just downright obnoxious.
When I played more often and ran Hag, I would get a ton of people flaming me for “camping”, as apparently it’s my fault that they were too stupid to avoid my traps by crouching.
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