Give me your best DBD dad jokes.

No_Mither_No_Problem
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edited July 2018 in Off-topic

What you call it when you play as the Shape on Coldwind Farm?
Corn-stalks.

What's Michael Myers's favorite video game?
The Evil Within.

Did you hear that the Trapper was gay?
He's into traps.

What do Pokemon fans call the Blood Lodge?
Pallet Town.

The Hag's so filthy, she has an ecosystem on her back since it's constantly wet.
Guess you could call it a back-water swamp.

I scared my friend Rose the other day.
She turned into a pale Rose.

Wanna to know why it's called Dead By Daylight?
It scares the living daylights out of you.

What do you call a work week of constantly getting games on Springwood?
Five nights at Freddy's.

Bring more if you've got 'em.