Killer Rulebook

Bored and I always see survivor rule books but I never see a rule book made by the killers that the survivors have to follow sadly so here I am feel free to add on to this. Also this is a joke so don't get triggered.
1.One shalln't do gens until at least 15 minutes have past or your genrushing.
2.One shalln't use meta perks you must only use perks that handicap you or give you no benefit.
3.If you bring an item in you are toxic.
4.If you bring and ultra rare in you are the worst person on this earth.
5.You must run in a completely straight line and throw pallets down right away.
6.When the killer tries to chase you, you are not allowed to run away you can only hide because the killer is the power role.
7.Only survivors can be toxic killers are perfect beings with no flaws.
8.If you break rule #5 you must only loop the killer for 10 seconds and then let them hit you.
9.You cannot try to play the game against normal m1 killers you must give them a free kill because the only killers you are allowed to try against are obviously spirit or nurse.
10.Teabagging is strictly prohibited as it is the worst thing you could obviously do to someone
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11.If you lose it is because survivors are OP.
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of course!
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12. Flashlight warriors are allowed to be camp
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If the survivor is a Claudette with a flashlight the killer is automatically allowed to disconnect.
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OR it is because they faced a toxic bully deranking 4 man SWF (regardless if all are actually solo)
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13.You are only allowed to wear killer approved, non threatening cosmetics, otherwise you will be either lobby dodged or camped.
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