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Put In A Stupid Killer

Enough is enough, BHVR.

Make a Killer beached whale as big as 20 meters that must squirm slowly, but can eat generators. Eat enough and everyone dies.

Make a Killer Blob. Roll your jelly ass around and you dont even have to hit the person, just sort of envelope the Survivor and digest him.

Make a Killer vacuum cleaner. Special ability sucks you towards it and complains like your mother.

Make a Killer secretary. She sits at a desk in the middle of the map for BHVR HQ of people wanting refunds. Negotiate enough "No Refund" and a Survivor dies.

Make a Killer toxic fart. Literally, you're just a mass of particles of a fart where if someone is trapped long enough in it they asphyxiate and die. An actual good use for the Stridor perk, finally.

Make a Killer washed-up former Grunge band singer. He plays guitar that depresses everyone and they kill themselves if they listened too much. (Where my Alice n Chains boys, at!?)

Make a Killer generator. You hop around using your high beams and use a fail a skill check to hit the Survivor.

But whatever you do, DO NOT make another licensed killer! #LAZY! #SAD!

Comments

  • Rydog
    Rydog Member Posts: 3,275

    This is hilarious, but I think you might be onto something with that last one. Imagine a killer that could disguise itself as generators or hooks or treasure chests.

    "The Mimic."

  • StupidPallets
    StupidPallets Member Posts: 395

    ^ I'm onto everyone. Really; Killer on a Motorcycle wearing a Devil's goat mask riding around on his motorcycle while swooping in for a machete slash attack. He loses when he runs out of gas.

    These licensed Killers are just lazy money-hogs. Get abstract. Make a goddamn Killer floating Jellyfish who's power is bioluminecense that highlights all Survivors within range just as Myers stalk does. Boom: there's the colorblind players Killer main.


    Ive got 9000 sharts for a while now PEOPLE!!!!!!!

  • OMagic_ManO
    OMagic_ManO Member Posts: 3,278

    A russian Pallet killer.

    You don't drop the pallet, the pallet drops you.

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    Re-posting myself...but

    *Oh NoEs gUys HEs taKIng ME tO tHe hooK!


  • TKTK
    TKTK Member Posts: 943

    Well sadly I think IT has a good chance of making it into the game, so guess we have to wait till next year to get an original killer I hope i'm wrong though.

  • MrDardon
    MrDardon Member Posts: 4,054

    Pewdiepie who will chase you with his Chair. When he starts a chase he says "Oh yeah, but can you do this" and ambushes to you. When he hits you you will be downed instantly and he will mori you with his Chair.

  • Alice_pbg
    Alice_pbg Member Posts: 6,556

    Killer: Pharaoh

    Ability: challenges you to a children's card game