I got a joke to tell!
Knock Knock?
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Who's there?
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Joe
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I'll let someone else finish this...
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I'll take the hit for ya....
Joe who?
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Ligma
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The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
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Very nice! Here's mine: so this guy goes into McDonalds and asks the cashier "Hi, can I get a bundle's worth of 3/4in x 4ft x 8 ft CDX Pine Plywood-1060?"
The cashier is like:"Here you go" and hands him a wedding ring so he could finally propose to his girlfriend, which he was insecure to do so because of his financial troubles.
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Nice autobiography
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Thanks do you wanna buy, I'm selling for one lego leafblower.
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Nah, just have some add-ons.
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*Hands you magazine on how to peel onions with your feet*.
thank you for your purchase.
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Jaja its funny🎃
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Here is one
So someone who speaks spanish is going to show you how to disappear
He says on the count of three he will preform the act
"Uno, dos,-"
Then he was gone, without a tres
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My dad told me that joke too!
Haven't heard from him since.
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