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I Need Puns
Give me some puns! I don't care if it's a horrible pun a great pun or a cringey pun. Just give them all to me, I'll start!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
Why did the coffee taste like it was mud? Because it was ground a few minutes ago
I carried a lamp yesterday, I couldn't believe how "light" it was
I tried to take out the trash but I think it was a complete waste of time.If a cow is being fed good, but it doesn't produce milk, then there is some "udder" reason
The second-hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out!
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was a one-night stand.
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I am Groot
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Don't you mean...
I am doot?
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:O
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i suggest you follow @LMcLean_BHVR on twitter he posts dadjokes and puns everyday.. they are pretty good though :P
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Really o: I didn't know!
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Why doesn't a comedian sit down? Cause they're trying to be a stand up!
;(
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I cannot show you any puns.
They are all too punny
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cease
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I applaud you! for your punny puns!
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