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BigBootieJudy´s Rule book for survivors
I, Big Bootie Judy, Have declared a rule book for survivors. Survivors must follow these rules or they will be fed to Hag and Demogorgon.
Rule 1.
The survivors can not use DS, Borrowed Time,Adrenaline,Dead Hard, Balanced Landing, Lithe, Sprint Burst,Spine Chill or Head On. If these perks are used, The oni will demon dash inside the offending survivor.
Rule 2.
The survivors can only do gens when the killer tells them to.
Rule 3.
Items usage is strictly prohibited
Rule 4.
Survivors can only escape if the Killer lets them
Rule 5.
The survivors MUST always die to Hag and Plague
Rule 6.
If the survivors try to loop the killer, They will be automatically ban.
Rule 7.
Survivors cannot interact with each other
Rule 8.
The survivors must rub the aching muscles of Oni,Trapper,Doctor and Myers. If the survivors do not consent to this, The survivors will have to watch 2 girls 1 cup for 72 hours straight.
Comments
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Rule 9.
If you watch Michael Myers vault a window in front of you with him in his gown, you have to immediately lay down and let him walk over your head with his bare feet.
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Feckin hell, I'd rather let the killers hang me from my ding dong than be subjected to rule #8 😳.
Just tell me where to rub!
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Rule #72 : if a killer is looking like they're having a bad day give them a hug. And then let them crush you for all the blood points your worth.
And then proceed to rat out your teammates
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Rule 10.
Survivors are responsible for walking and feeding the Demogorgon and letting it out. If they forget to do this they must buy the Demogorgon a new squeaky toy.
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Rule #10, Sub. 2;
if the demogorgon is to not be satisfied with the provided toy, the demogorgon is free to vore the offending individual.
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Big bootie Judy has spoken!!!
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But what if I want Daddy Meyers to impale me (not with his weapon) and hold me. He has such fine broad shoulders.
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Rule #17: Each time you stun Ghostie with a pallet or reveal him, make sure to give him an encouraging comment.
- #17, Sub 2: Take a selfie with Ghostie before leaving the trial.
Rule #100: Sit on The Clown's lap and sacrifice your finger each Christmas for a small gift.
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RULE #50: When you see Amanda, boop the snoot. Period. Nothing else matters.
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I guess i´m going to be typing a ######### ton of rules for part two.
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No wonder Judy gets "trained".
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I don´t get the joke
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Rule Number 10:
Cleansing totems are strictly prohibited, unless it is Haunted Grounds.
Violation will result in the killer using an Ebony Mori on your next Trial.
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Rule # 42
On entering a match survivors will move immediately to the basement and arrange themselves one under each hook until the killer arrives to complete the 6ft under archive
Note: a future patch will allow survivors to jump onto the hook. Once this patch hits survivors will be expected to hook themselves.
Failure to comply will result in gen times being increased from 80 seconds to 80 minutes
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I especially agree with rule number 5.
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Rule Number #8070
Survivors are not allowed to disable, or burn traps away. They must Cleanse each time they get just slightly sick. Removal of a RBT is not allowed unless killer agreed upon it.
All offending actions is punished by feeding you at Bubbas next BBQ as chili ingredients.
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I think I've broken the rules 😅
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Rule #202
If a survivor disconnects from the game, and it is because of the killer doing something that is "fair", the killer can ignore the killer rule #32 of having to farm, but may still follow the rule if need s/he wants to.
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Naughty Dwight!
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I read Big Booty Julie at first and got really excited.
Then I realized it was not Julie but instead Jane.
Now I'm depressed 😭
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Prepared to get ram by The Oni for punishment. For extra measure, I´ll make you 2 girls 1 cup for two whole weeks
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I think I like rule 8.
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You´re sick
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Rule #87.3:
Survivors musn't crouch when facing the hag, anyone violating this rule will be punished by giving all their auric cells to the killer
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You forgot about the most important!!!!!
Rule 3982. If you cleanse any hex totems,you shall be planished by wiping spirit's ash with your tongue
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sounds good to me
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Oh not the 2 girls 1 cup part. Just the first bit.
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You'll have to catch me first >:)
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