Which Characters would you Marry, Kiss, Kill
Of the killers, who would you Marry, Kiss, Kill?
Ex. Me: Trapper, Doctor, Clown and Freddy (imagine the killers can't harm you. A kiss can be a smooch on the cheek)
Of the survivors, who would you Marry, Kiss, Kill?
Ex. Me: Jake, Dwight, (IDK)
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Marry Huntress. We get a cabin in the woods and live a nice secluded and peaceful life. Good hunter, so we never have to worry about food. Plus she can definitely haul logs for the fireplace.
Kiss Spirit *blushes*
Kill Doc. Hate that bastard.
Marry Jane. She has a stable job and would be the bread winner so I could be a stay at home dad. Has good child bearing hips. Plus there's gotta be perks to being a celebrity's husband.
Kiss Kate *blushes more*
Kill Jeff. Because it's metal.
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Marry Dwight. Kindness and loyalty are important to me.
Kiss David or Jake. They both seem like they'd be good at it.
Kill Ace. I don't trust him.
As for the Killers...
Marry Billy. He's a cutie pie.
Kiss Trapper, cause he looked pretty cute in his lore. Be nice if he took the mask off for it, though.
Kill Clown, because he's probably among the least redeemable of the bunch.
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Marry - Frank. Frank is Frank, and Frank is the best. 😌
Kiss - Susie. She’s kinda the emo kid that doesn’t talk but a little kiss is all she needs ✨
Kill - Plague. I really hate plague.
Marry - Dwight. He’s so innocent and c u t e 💖
Kiss - Feng. She’s my main and an epic gamer so put two and two together and bam, smooch.
Kill - Meg. Meg is Meg, and Meg is annoying.
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Marry - Kate
Kiss - Feng
Kill - Freddy. The most annoying and boring thing bhvr ever made.
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Marry Myers - Strong silent type. You know he'd be a good listener.
Kiss Trapper - He wasn't bad looking in his lore video.
Kill Legion - For all the mending/healing tedium they've inflicted on so many poor souls.
Marry Dwight - He is pure goodness personified. Cute, loyal, and lovable.
Kiss Kate - What a beauty.
Kill Steve - Especially the scoops ones. Usually toxic as hell.
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I agree, meg is meg and I'd kill her too.
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Killers:
Marry: Huntress. She is definitely an amazing killer and heck, she can definitely provide well with her survival knowledge.
Kiss: Demogorgon. Demo is good boi and needs love. Even if he eats my face afterwards <3
Kill: Clown. Murder, maim, kill, destroy. Send straight to the pits of hell.
Survivors:
Marry: Steve. Always Steve because why wouldn't you marry Steve?
Kiss: Nea. Nea deserves all the love too. One of my absolute favorite survivors.
Kill: ahhh... I guess Ace? He's my least favorite. I don't mind a lot of the survivors frankly.
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Marry - Entity - You can't harm a man which wife is eldrich nightmarish power house
Kiss - Demogorgon with open jaws - Want to test if i can do this
Kill - Clown - Just want ot put him out of misery and end his struggle
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Demogorgon isn't eating your face, its just his way of playing.
Killers:
Marry Susie, she seems nice until you piss her off
Kiss Spirit, she needs a hug and a kiss after what she's been through
Kill Ghostface cause he's an egotistical prick
Survivors:
Marry Kate, good singer + good hearted + attractive = waifu for laifu
Kiss Claudette, awkward nerds unite!
Kill Meg because shut up Meg
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Marry Jake Park
Kiss Quentin
Kill Jeff
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Marry Wraith (I guess?)
Kiss Frank (legion)
Kill Deathslinger
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Marry spirt. For sure
Kiss susie
Kill clown
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Marry Susie, kiss Susie, kill Phillip to end his suffering.
Marry Feng, Kiss Feng, Kill Feng in that order. Would make a good movie.
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ah yes, this is very true! ^u^
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Marry- Oni hes a big beffy boi
Kiss- Demogorgon big sloppy kisses
Kill- Clown end his misery
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Marry Wraith - cause bing bong boi is a cutie
Kiss Michael - I'll smooch that mask anyday
Kill Clown - He annoys me
Marry Quentin - Sleepy boi needs to be loved
Kiss Steve - He's precious too
Kill Ace - He seems like he'd be an #########
Lol looks like the thread has been revived, guess I'll update for fun.
Marry Bubba - what can I say, he's a family man and probably the best cook
Kiss Pyramid Head - Yes I will smooch that freaking helmet, fight me
Kill Clown - He's still wheezing to this day, I'mma just put him out of his misery already.
Marry Felix - Hot asf, I want to see this man everyday
Kiss Steve - Still precious
Kill Meg - Before she decides to sandbag me AGAIN
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[Edit] I was so drunk when I wrote this, never mind
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Killers;
marry wraith. He’s a cutie
kiss spirit
kill freddy
survivors:
marry: Nea. She’s my wife after all
kiss: quentin. He needs some love
kill: meg. I hate her so much..
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But daaaad.
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Don’t you touch a single hair on lil hermeys head
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One question is it normal or shirtless Myers
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I'll play too:3 hmm let's see
Killers:
Marry: Because I kind of wonder if she was hot in her past life as Sally Smithson. Anyone else? No? Okie:(
Kiss: Susie, We're both Edgy teens. Just works tbh;)
Kill: Doctor, F*** the Doctor, seriously F*** that guy
Survivors:
Marry: Meg, She's Attractive for a start. Her lore also says she gave up school to care for her mother. So she's kind hearted too,
Kiss: Kate, Because she's hot there I said it.
Kill: Ace, tbh there's no real reason he just acts kinda sus
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KILLERS
Marry: Amanda, maybe I could get he to seek help and realize that Jigsaw's way of thinking is wrong. Aside from that she seems normal.
Kiss: Susie, she seems like a good kisser.
Kill: Blight, I want to rip that flabby mouth thing right off his jaw.
SURVIVORS
Marry: Jane, she seems like a good person and judging from her rift backstory she has depression. Also she has a nice body.
Kiss: Kate, she's pretty hot and seems like the passionate type.
Kill: Meg, I'm so sick of looking at her billboard-brow.
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Survivors:
Kiss- Felix (he's so hot omg)
Marry- Kate (she's total wife material)
Kill- Ash (he's annoying and honestly he probably wouldn't stay dead anyway)
Killers:
Kiss- Demo (idk i'd probably be an experience with that mouth)
Marry- Suzy (super cute waifu)
Kill- Bubba (just don't like him)
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Killers:
Marry: Wraith, I s i m p
Kiss: Trapper, he hot tho
Kill: Freddy. Don't be a pedo.
Survivors:
Marry: David, I simp.
Kiss: Dwight, he cute tho
Kill: Meg. ######### looks like a monkey.
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Marry: Daddy Dwight
Kiss: Quentin
Kill: David
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You really finna do they guy who saved the world from a massive demon like that?
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Marry Jane because she seems like a genuinely great person to be with, kiss Felix and then kill Dwight because I really dislike him
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Too many of these threads recently. Where are the horny police?
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Killer.
Marry - Frank or Joey- Close to my age so marriage is more appropriate to me. (Julie is a close third and I'm not touching Susie with a ten foot pole because ya know I like not being in prison)
Kiss - Amanda Young - Love her in the Saw franchise still upset she died. (If we're locking it to Original character Evan MacMillan instead)
Kill. Doctor- yeah he's just a creepy and sadistic douche. Love that his character is so vile without anything bad happening to twist or warp.
Survivors.
Marry- Feng Min- I relate to her so much have been family that doesn't believe in you, fear of disappointing those are you. She deserves a loving family. (Still totally ship her with Kate)
Kiss- Steve Harrington- Dude is just awesome and cares about those close to him also he's hot. (If we're locking it to Original character David King instead)
Kill - Meg - She is just so annoying Her voice, backstory/ Archives story and 90% of the people who main her are just absolute potatoes
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Killers:
Marry- Nurse because she has empathy for people and cared a lot about her deceased husband.
Kiss- Frank because he's hot. If I could add another option is would be Plague (well...the half pretty side of Adiris) because I feel bad for her backstory and she actually is quite beautiful minus the whole plague thing.
Kill- Doctor because I hate him.
Survivors:
Marry- Jane because I think she is a genuine person and I relate to her helping others through traumatic experiences. Or Kate because she's hot as hell.
Kiss- Zarina because I like investigative women.
Kill- Bill
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Killer:
Marry: I would marry myers, a strong guy xd
Kiss: I would kiss pig, kissing her would be disgusting but behind that pig mask is the beautiful amanda young
Kill: kill the nurse / spirit and huntress
Survivor:
Marry: I would marry Kate
Kiss: I would give a kiss to the handsome ash williams
Kill: kill feng min, nancy and claudette
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Killers:
Marry Pig, she's a cutie, intelligent, and so wholesome.
F- I mean Kiss Spirit, cause goddamn 😍
Kill Clown, he's the creepiest Killer imo.
Survivors:
Marry Zarina, strong independent woman.
Kiss Kate, cause again- goddamn 😍
Kill Quentin, he looks scarier than half of the Killers
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Killers:
Marry Michael, because he'd be a ride or die husband
Kiss Frank (Legion), particularly if he's wearing his Party Crasher outfit
Kill Deathslinger, because screw that guy and his stupid gun
Survivors:
Marry Felix, because he has a stable career and he's attractive
Kiss Steve, because he's a wholesome cinnamon roll and his voice is cute
Kill Ace, because why not? Who would really miss him?
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Someone didn't read Dwight's archives lore I assume?
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Survivors:
Marry Zarina, Kiss Cheryl or Yui if it's original characters only, Kill Meg.
Killers:
Marry. . . Uh Idk, Kiss. . . Uh Idk, Kill Deathslinger.
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Marry- zarina
Kiss- quentin
Kill- meg
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Marry - Spirit (She's the cutest killer and you know it)
Kiss - Clown (He doesn't get enough love)
Kill - Hag (She doesn't even have lips)
Marry - Jane (She's got those curves)
Kiss - Cheryl (She's the cutest survivor and you know it)
Kill - Quentin (He's to ugly to live)
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For survivors:
Marry - Dwight, he's a cutie with kindness & loyalty.
Kiss - Felix, he's ######### hot.
Kill - Ehh, no one tbh.
For Killers:
Marry - Billy? He needs love.
Kiss - Frank or Joey, hot af
Kill - Nurse, idk
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I read it. Doesn't change a thing about what I said.
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Killers:
Marry - Huntress because She'd be a strong wife
Kiss - Spirit because she'd seem nice but hot
Kill - Hag because why not
Survivors:
Marry - Jane has dat Cake but we could be partners
Kiss - Nea because she'd seem pretty interesting for me if I'd kiss her
Kill - Probably Feng because she'd probably want me to be a simp and donate her money
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Killers
Marry: Ghostface idk why but I just love him he's silly
Kiss: Frank (Legion) bcuz I like him best after Ghostface
Kill: Freddy bcuz he's an awful monster
Survivors:
Marry: Jake bcuz idk why but I just love him ever since I got into this game
Kiss: Felix bcuz while I love him too, he technically has a baby on the way if you read his back story so.. Kiss only for him
Kill: There isn't really any particular survivor I would want to kill to be honest
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Killers:
Marry: Spirit's already my waifu
Kiss: Pig because she's pog
Kill: Hag because she's so hag
Survivors:
Marry: No one, not cheating on spirit
Kiss: Meg, she's awesome
Kill: Elodie because of her scream
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Killers -
Marry: Wraith - he seems like a genuinely nice guy who ended up being in the wrong place without knowing it.
Kiss: Hag - her backstory is super sad and I feel like she really needs a hug or kiss or something.
Kill: Clown - disgusting and unredeemable. Kills for pleasure and steals their fingers, while also being a disgusting human being on top of that.
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Marry: Kate - she is such a sweet and amazing girl who seems to be completely selfless. She would make an amazing wife.
Kiss: Felix - he's honestly a daddy. That's about it. Lmao
Kill: Meg - because I have to choose and Meg heads.
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Marry Cheryl, Kiss Zarina
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Dwight - Kill
Meg - Kill
Jake - Kill
Claudette - Kill
Nea - Kill
Laurie - Kill
Ace - Kill
Bill - Kill
David - Kill
Feng - Kill
David - Kill
Quentin - Kill
Tapp - Kill
Kate - Kill
Adam - Kill
Jeff - Kill
Jane - Kill
Ash - Kill
Nancy - Kill
Steve - Kill
Yui - Kill
Zarina - Kill
Cheryl - Kill
Felix - Kill
Elodie - Kill
And yet I still only safety pip :(
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Marry: huntress, we will have vodka and babies
Kiss: pig, by kiss i mean boop the snoot
Kill: spirit
Marry: zarina, because shes best girl
Kiss: cheryl, because bread
Kill: claudette so she cant be an invisible little ######### anymore
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For killer I'd...
Marry nurse cause she's best girl.
Kiss pyramid head cause 🥵
Kill oni
For survivor I'd...
Marry lisa Garland cause she's also best girl
Kiss felix
Kill laurie
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Killer:
Marry: Legion (Joey) because he's quite extraverted, liked to show off and i can imagine that in some ways. Seems to be the most chill one out of the group in my opinion.
Kiss: Ghostface..he's hot y'know?
Kill: DEATHSLINGER (virginslinger) CUZ THAT BOI IS YGSAGVDGWHAVDGHASVFDS
For survivor:
Marry- Adam because he seems resourceful and quite sweet, hes a teacher aswell so he is quite smart.
Kiss- Dwight. (seggsy boi)
Kill- Jane...THE AMOUNT OF TOXIC SANDBAGGING PIECES OF SH-
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Killer:
Marry Phead because Phead
Kiss Mookel because he looks like he needs a hug or something. Poor guy.
Kill Hag because her power annoying as hell
Survivor:
Marry Cheryl because Cheryl is bae
Kiss Kate
Kill Feng, toxic little BI-
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Marry: Yui or Huntress
Kiss: Yui, Huntress or Demo (cause he's a doggo)
Kill: Bubba, Laurie or Nea ( i'll make it quick and easy, they don't deserve it given how many of them have ruined peoples' but hey, not gonna stoop to their level)
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