Make “The Always Sunny in Philadelphia” Chapter (Danny DeVito needs to be a survivor!)
It’s real simple. Danny DeVito, aka Frank Reynolds, needs to be a survivor. The whole gang would be great, but Danny DeVito must happen. His shuffling run is the stuff of survivor dreams.
Map(s): The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Masacre, Paddy’s Pub
Survivors: Frank Reynolds, Dee Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, Charlie Kelly, Ronald (Mac) McDonald
Survivor Skins:
Frank Reynolds: funeral parlor skins (what he wore as the host of Frank’s Little Beauties), the Troll (you gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's soul), and Trash Man (wrestler costume).
Dee Reynolds: Halloween bird costume and reunion dress with back brace.
Dennis Reynolds: Jeans and his shirt off, light dusting of chest hair on display. David King has nothing on the perfection that is Dennis Reynolds.
Charlie Kelly: Green Man or filthy long john’s.
Mac: in a gi (fat and fit Mac). If he could do “karate” moves in the lobby, you guys would be the greatest devs of all time.
Killers: Dennis Reynolds (yeah he honestly could be a survivor or a killer). Royal McPoyle (he can mori you by plucking out your eyes and/or vocal cords). Any of the McPoyles. Mac’s dad. Gail the Snail (her terror radius can be her sucking her spit back).
Perks:
Fight Milk: Danger fuels you. When injured, fight like a crow by throwing up Fight Milk on the killer to stun him.
Ass Pounder 4000: Danger fuels you and won’t let you rest. When exhausted, the Ass Pounder 4000 allows you to recover from the exhausted state while being chased by the Killer. If the killer stops chasing, you finish recovering from the exhausted state slower than if the perk had never activated.
Other: Maureen Ponderosa and Rickety Cricket could be survivors. Maureen’s skins include: cat sweater with a dead tooth, wedding dress with her big fake tits, and full cat after she transitioned. Rickety Cricket could be normal and in his priest gear, or a shell of a man as he currently is.
Comments
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The perfect killer is obvious and that you failed to put them in is a travesty.
Clearly The Night Man should be the killer. He's got the troll toll in order to get your survivors hole!
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You can't do this. Danny Devito would be OP, no killer would dare try to sacrifice him.
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Well clearly they would be a monster to sacrifice Danny DeVito, but think how altruistic everyone would be to save that man. It could very well end toxicity as we know it.
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The Night Man can't be a killer because his giant fake hands would get in the way of clenching a weapon.
We are really talking about Uncle Jack, after all . . .
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Honestly I'd rather Danny DeVito be the Killer. He already has the powers and cosmetics for Trashman ready to go
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You mean Dr. Mantis Tabogan?
Killer would 100% be Dennis.
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Dr. Mantis Tabogan would work, but I'd like to see Ongo Gablogian, the art collector.
Dennis would make a good killer. He could creep up on you, almost pinning you against the wall of a jungle gym, and give you the implication that things might go wrong for you if you refuse to let him win. Not that things will go wrong for you, but you're thinking they will. Think about it. You're in the middle of a map, all alone, with no where to go. What are you going to do, say no? And yes, that does sound really dark. But you're misunderstanding me, bro. It's just an implication.
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It'd be too easy to decisive strike him. All you'd need is a toe knife and he'd get a botched toe stun that'll be OP.
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Perk for Dennis called implication when you do a team action with someone they get a 10% boost if they stop before you do they get injured by you
Jk btw
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Yes lol I love it
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hahaha. . . that sounds really dark
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