Discussion: Rename (as a joke if possible) the existing perks in the game!

Hex: No One Escaped Death

To

Hex: Wait lemme get my crutches

Unbreakable

To

I have a tiny dick

Dead Hard

To

Dead and Exhausted

Distortion -> BBQ Detector.

Head On -> Locker Boops.

Spine Chill -> 'Fraidy Cat.

Perfection.

Also can confirm I have accidentally thrown pebbels towards teammates. And whenever I'm doomed, I throw a pebble at the killer's face :3

Dead Hard -> Mr. Sneakman's slippery slide

Object of Obsession -> Distracting Jazz Hands

Autodidact -> Idiot Savant

thanks. i love this.

Borrowed time: TAKE A HIT FOR ME YOU C-

No Mither: Why would anyone run this perk? Why? Just why?

Urban Evasion: I'm a sneaky snake.

Decisive strike: DOESN'T FEEL GOOD BEING STABBED, NOW DOES IT?

Buckle up: What does this perk do again?

Adrenaline: Wow, the sound of the gates being activated healed up all my wounds ...somehow?

Head on: Peek-a-boo. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Edit: changed up Head on a bit.

Pebble go thonk made me LOL

• Decisive Strike: Decisive Locker
• Dead Hard: Press E to Die
• Diversion: Pebble Incoming
• Head On: Dwight Perk 1
• Q&Q: Dwight Perk 2
• Inner Strength: Dwight Perk 3
• Devour Hope: Found in 3 Seconds
• No One Escapes Death: No One Did Dull Totems
• Ruin: I Am Ruined
• Borrowed Time: Farm While Chased
• Sprint Burst: Walking Simulator
• Hounted Ground: Not The Hex You're Looking For
• Deliverance: Kobe in Your Face
• WGLF: We'll Gonna Be Greedy Forever
• Stridor: Darth Vader
• Urban Evasion: Crouching Simulator

I've actually been given hatch multiple times when I did it. So usually I'm the one who's like "what?". Lol

XD. Have fun with that :)

Ngl this is fun.

It's nice seeing positive threads.

Haunted grounds: "If it glows, it goes." - a survivor with inner strength moments before their entire team gets slaughtered.

Inner Strength: Magical locker

"I rubbed some bones, touched myself in a locker and I feel reborn!" 😏

Deliverance: I totally 4%'ed!

Monstrous Shrine: The most OP perk in the game

Fixated: Constipated

IIRC the in-testing name for Infectious Fright was called something like "######### your pants" according to one of the dev streams. I might be misremembering but I remember them mentioning something like that and I thought it was comedy gold.

I purposely didn't look at the thread before replying so I could approach it with a clean slate. If anything is a repeat then it's an honest coincident.

Iron Will => Ball Gag

Calm Spirit => Submissive

Boil Over => Wild Ride

No Mither => Carry Me Please

Pharmacy => Drug Stash

Hex: The Third Seal => Hex: The Never Played

Cruel Limits => Mild Limits

i just want the option change the way perks look like on pc users can.

Hex: NOED becomes Hex: Bones Ran Me

Kindred to Stalker

Unlocks potential in ones Aura-Reading abilties.

While you are on hook, you display the Killer's Aura to every other survivor who will ignore it anyway and rush the hook. The Aura can be seen within 8/12/16M of the Hook.

If another Survivor is hooked, you will see the aura of the killer within 8/12/16m of the hook, but secretly, you're just using Kindred at this point to watch the Claudette Self-Care 100M away from the Killer and nobody else is going to save the poor hooked survivor!