Killer tier list but it's based on if they could kill Laurie Strode
I can explain some of these.
Laurie is strong willed enough to face the doctor.
Plague would be beat, but Laurie may die of sickness. Same applies to Pig and her RBTs.
Spirit seems one sided, but Laurie may hold out long enough to survive.
Demogorgon is almost invincible.
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Gonna have to say PH would most likely kill her with ease
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Same with ghostface assuming a natural fight. if she knew he was coming though its a may kill.
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Poor Myers... all alone there
tbh Michael, I’ve seen what you’ve done every Halloween since 1978... there’s some truth to your positioning on this list 😔
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I’ve mori’d Laurie with each of these killers, though.
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Heh. Outside of the Entity's realm, none of these Killers can kill Strode because she is, by default, the protagonist. They are doomed to fail, regardless of power. It is a moot discussion. In the Entity's realm, almost certainly any and all of them will kill her a million times over (and miss just as many).
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Strongly disagree with Pig and Slinger. They are no match for the world´s greatest final girl!
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Wait, why is Pig so high and GF so low? RBTs aren't exactly useful in a fight and without them Pig is like a worse GF.
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To be fair he got her in ressurection.
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True.
However, notice how Piggy is in "could kill"
unlike GF, Piggy has a tool at her disposal that can kill Laurie Strode, and with minimal effort as well.
If we're assuming a one on one fight, then Laurie wins but most likely dies to the RBT.
If it's a Saw trap, Laurie easily wins.
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Freddy has been outwitted by Nancy and Quentin. Why would he fare better against Laurie?
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As Nea, the Entity, would say, "Meh." Nobody really counts any of the films but #1 (only REAL canon), #2 (tolerable), and the most recent one with old Strode versus old Mikey (not horrible, but still kind of expendable). Besides, do you really think Mikey would let ANY other Killer (supernatural or otherwise) steal the pleasure of killing Strode from him? I'd have to say they would have to be fighting the Shape themselves to even get a shot at her. Mikey reserves Laurie for himself.
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I think you overrate Oni. He's just a big angry guy with a stick. Laurie would use her smarts to beat him.
Freddy would be the one to kill her imo.
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This thread is so much fun. I wish there was more like it. 🙂
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You´re propably right. I don´t find parts 4-6 and Ressurection to be of concern when talking Halloween for the most part, same with the Rob Zombie films.
Taking another look at this tier list I found even more I strongly disagree with but ey it´s OP´s funny take on it so it doesn´t really matter^^
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Ok.
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Say no more.
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Oni COULD kill Laurie Strode, but he wouldn't, he only ever went after nobles and people who called him an Oni. In his eyes, Laurie is a common village peasant and there is no merit to killing her.
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Demogorgon was only beaten because eleven had to disintegrate it and disappeared from the mortal plane of existence in the process.
(if I remember correctly, it's been a while)
I'm not too familiar with the lore of Silent Hill.
Freddy was really hard to place for me and I'm still very unsure about his position on the list.
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uggh! That blasphemy of a decision by those writers... so cheaply executed; the setting the lighting, the mood... the entire sequence was poorly done, imo.
Possibly the final outcome of Halloween Ends, though I hope it’s not, since I love the character soo much to want to go through that again😭... but really, how else will Michael ever be able to rest unless he an Laurie go together? I believe she’s so much stronger now that when the time comes for it all to end it will be on a more pleasant feeling as opposed to one of emptiness.
Totally ideal to film 2 or even 3 separate endings for the fans if it really is Jamie Lee’s last Halloween. This way we can all enjoy the film with multiple outcomes,
but watch the one where Laurie lives last so we aren’t sad😃
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Totally agree! I reckon you´re quite the fan, too.
Despite being not as pleasant the sequence with Laurie in the Asylum is the best part of the movie imo. Not that this was something that was difficult though....
Btw what a bummer Halloween Kills got delayed a YEAR. I was so hyped for this...what a shame.
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You and me both. I was counting the days til Halloween Kills. When it got delayed I was SO disappointed. But it shows the faith the studio has in it that they expect it to be a money maker and want to release it in October that they're willing to push it back a year.
They had test screenings of it back in February and the feedback was amazing.
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Michael literally killed Laurie Strode in halloween h20 right?
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You´re getting my hopes up^^ I have great expectations of it and no doubt they will deliver. Halloween 2018 was so good, the best since ´78 imo.
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I know one of the people who got to see it. He's a die hard Halloween fan. He said it delivers everything you could want from a Halloween movie. All the good stuff you loved from the original movie and the 2018 movie they amped up ten fold in Kills.
You know that beautiful blue lighting the original movie had? They brought that back for Kills. A lot of characters from the original are brought back -Tommy, Lindsey, Sheriff Brackett, Nurse Marion, Lonnie the bully etc. I heard a few other things I won't spoil on you but will make you cheer in your seat when you see it.
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Dam, the next 12 months just got a lot longer. Thank you :)
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Totally a fan, 2nd only to F13th, mah favs
Omgz yeah, unfortunately Laurie’s death actually was the best part of that entry. No offense, ‘cause I kno there are ppl who really like Resurrection... I jus feel the whole movie was childishly silly an sloppily written.
So stoked for Kills! Jus found about the delay las week. Understand why they pushed it back, WoW what a “Hey kids, no Christmas this year!” kinda feeling🥺😫
Probs no Halloween Ends until 2022 unless they release them back to back next year. If so, 2022 can’t come soon enough ‘cause I jus can’t wait to have a total Laurie marathon with OG, II, H20, Returns, Kills & Ends... I’ll even throw in the opening to 8 an pretend it was a dream! 🔪🎃
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AFAIK Kills is indeed scheduled to release 2022. Gonna be a while....
Definately gonna do a Marathon too as soon as possible, it´s gonna be so great :)
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im not 100% certain on the lore of slient hill but he defeated them by over coming his need to be punished, they both killed themselves after that so technically yes he defeated them but also not really as they kinda just killed themselves with their spears. correct me if I'm wrong.
so i believe he would be able to kill laurie
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