The Amanda's Letter add-on for The Pig has been Kill Switched due to an issue with incorrect RBT count.
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"Thank you Daddy"
You know, one thing I never, ever see mentioned is how survivors thank you after the match. I play Trapper/Myers a lot and it's not uncommon to see names like Chokememyers or some variation pop up in my lobbies. (this moderately/tremendously increases my chances of running tombstone/tuft btw)
I get this a lot too. Yeah you get the occasional "gg" but when it's just PC players all playing together having a good time ya'll are a flirty bunch. It's like you survivors enjoy getting spanked, picked up and penetrated (on a hook). No wonder survivor is so popular.
The next killer is just gonna be an old, normal guy with a water hose that sprays you with cold water.
...now queue back up.
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I have no idea how to respond to this
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The water hose spraying is his ability, he beats you with it for an m1...until morale improves. XD
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Does this really not happen to you? Ever? I don't even play that much and it's pretty common.
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Yeah, manly Killer taking out his thick waterhose and spraying the Survivors all over their....faces will surely lessen the Daddy talk :P
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“Are you saying.. I was being naughty?”
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You better stop running around that loop and hop into my trap or you're gonna make Trapper Daddy angry!
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And yells "get off my lawn" after the M1
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I always tell daddy myers thank you regardless how it ends. :)
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Wait, you like playing against Myers?
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I always do. Nothing is more spooky and satisfying than to casually look up and see his face watching.
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Now I’m sad I play on console.
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I am staring at this thread and the subsequent responses and all I can say is...
Some of you need to be hydrated.
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Thank you Daddy can I have some more? 😊🌈
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So I can honestly say I am one of those problem children. Consider what my steam name is..... But really I have met some of the coolest killers that way in the after chat. So yeah, hook me harder daddy!
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I know, right? It feels embarrasing to just be working on a gen. I always feel he was hoping to catch me doing something else....☺️😦
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Don't Kink-shame me, dammit!
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A g-g-game where I can be a h-helpless victim while the big strong k-killer t-towers over me...? I'll buy 20.
-The DbD community.
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You say that as I'm painting up a Lord of Change...........
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I'm afraid the Ordo Malleus will be mightily displeased, and need pictoral evidence for your pending trial. Definitely not for our viewing pleasure. #NoShaming.
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Well, still trying to figure out how to base coat it. Starting with black for the wings, but trying to figure out which parts are the chest to spray white.
There was a thread of mine recently showing off some of my collection. A Keeper of Secrets, Shalaxi Helsbane, a Great Unclean One, Mortarion, Abbadon, Skarbrand and Fabius Bile.
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Honestly I cringe when I see people act like that. I think it’s weird to feel and act that way towards the supernaturally powered monster that’s trying to sacrifice you to a spider god.
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Raise your hand if you feel like this is a direct attack on you
*Raises hand
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Listen, I just wanna be destroyed by Dorito Daddy okay? Oni? More like own me. UwU
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"The next killer is just gonna be an old, normal guy with a water hose that sprays you with cold water."
Spray me, daddy.
Hit me with your hose, daddy.
What that hose do?
Fill me with your liquid
😘
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Honestly, I respond to them this way in hopes to put a smile on their face. I only thank Daddies and Mommies when they had a good game and weren’t toxic at all.
Yes, there is sexual innuendo, but it’s more for humor rather anything else (Unless it’s a Hospital Gown Meyers, those legs deserve all kinds of praise).
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This whole "Killer Daddy" thing is just going to go out of hand. Thank God I don't participate in such infantile...
Aww dammit!
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