Have you ever just wanted the ability to punch a killer in the face?

Every time the Hag bursts out of a trap with that stupid gurgle of a scream, I want to punch her repeatedly

I want to see a mud wrestling match between a shirtless Clown versus skimpily dressed Legions- all 4 of them, they wouldn't stand a chance alone.

I always wanna punch Leatherface. There is NEVER a time where this killer doesn't piss me off.

Coming at you all HAEUUHUEUEUEHHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHAAAH- and then one-hit downing your soul.

I can't stand this killer and damn I want him to suffer. He's sooo so so so annoyingly annoying.

I only like his name because it's fun to say ''Bubba''. Remove his name and I'll punch him.

While you beat me to it, I'm still gonna have my say:

Yeah, DS, its the biggest FU that survivors have had for years when it comes to wanting physical retaliation on the killers. Nothings more demoralizing than taking down a survivor 30 meters from an open gate only to either let them escape via taking the DS, or slowly follow them as they crawl out because there's nothing the killer can do about it. If that's not comparable to punching the killer in the face... I don't know what is.

Read the following in a cheesy, fallout 3 commercial announcer voice:

"Do you have a killer getting under your skin? Maybe their powers are too good? Or maybe their perk combination has you saying "well dad gum!"? Do you find yourself wanting to punch that killer in their stupid face or stab them In the jugular? Would you like to do this regardless of getting killed for it? Well, us here at BHVR interactive have a new line of products JUST FOR YOU!

Try our most popular product, BHVR brand "decisive strike", perfect to irritate even the most dedicated tunnelers. After you have been removed from our BHVR brand sacrificial hook, pull out your BHVR brand plastic prison shank, and for the next 60 seconds, your dream could be a reality. If the killer continues to tunnel you, or you decide to be a hero and take a protection hit for one of your friends, or even if you just want to shake your butt in the killers face for fun, you are one easy skillcheck away from leaving that killer angrier than a survivor stuck under the hill.

Does the meta perk not tickle your fancy? Then try our BHVR brand "head on" perk. Just hop in a locker and wait for the killer to approach and BAM, superman punch to the face. You may be exhausted, but at least you wiped that smile off their smug face.

Both of these products could be yours for the low low cost of 1000 auric cells!*

*Some level grinding required to unlock perk, and much more level grinding to teach it to your favorite survivor"

I wish I could punch the doctor in the face for making matches last 2 hours!

And I wish I could punch Laurie for bringing DS into this game!

And here I am, only wanting a slap animation to wake up sleeping survivors.