Stop me if you've heard some variation of this argument after a game

"Hey there fellow player of the game Dead by Daylight by Behaviour Interactive. I couldn't help but notice that during the last game, in which we both agreed to play according to the mechanics designed by the developers, well balanced or otherwise, that while I was unhooking a team mate, healing a team mate, repairing a generator, or otherwise fulfilling my team's objectives that facilitate our escape, you saw fit to injure and down me.

I find this behaviour to be most unacceptable.

Because there are no less than 3 other survivors of which you could have focused your attention, the fact that you focused me, unimportantly injured, with fewer hook states than my contemporaries, and generally more vulnerable and easier to catch, is 100% undeniable proof that you are intentionally ruining my game experience and must be reprimanded accordingly. I shall personally see to disciplining you for breaking the unbreakable rules that bind all players who I encounter by attempting to personally insult you. And encourage all other players still with us to do the same.

Furthermore, I shall retell this encounter to all of my associates and friends who also partake in this fictional video game so that should any of them encounter you, they will bestow justice upon you on my behalf. Especially those who have a viewbase of 5 people or over so the chances of your unjust actions being known and vilified are increased.

If you do not concede and admit that you unfit to play this game and profusely apologise for your actions, I shall continue to spread the information regarding the game we just played for as long as I see fit and will reject and ignore any counterarguments you may put forth in defence of yourself as you are uneducated in the conduct that I expected of you and thus not allowed to dispute my claims under penalty of further belittlement and ridicule."