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Thanks to all killers

toastcrusher
toastcrusher Member Posts: 110
in General Discussions

Lett me be the survivor who not complaines this time,

Thanks killers for making your game great...

the first kind of killers i wanna thank are the killers who just understand how much work those gens are..and they safe us from doing all that work by taking us out before we can even finnish one. Those gens suck, take time and concentration and why do all the work when you just can hang around on a hook.

then you got the killers who know we hate to run, makes you tired so they make sure they take you down before you have a chance....we love it. especialy me ( and i know and saw lotts of others like me) sinds i'm not that great in dodging or escaping....and you as a killer knows this so i know you just do it for us....we hate hope so best put us down the way you always do

oooo and there are the killers who watch over you when your hooked the first time...they know other survivors with ill thoughts try to take you in the woods with whatever outcome....so they make sure to protect you and beat you down again before you try to run...thanks for the protection!!

last but not least....the basement hook hangers.....nice and warm, no rain and again protected by you...cause getting out that warm basement for low level survivors....nope and mostlywhen tried you will have company verry fast...always nice to hang there with 2 or more

so to all you great killers who make this game so much fun for you...thanks, thanks for making sure our level stay the same, thanks for making this game great for you....we survivors who are not the best out there just love to make your game, we play for you and you alone and lucky for us....there are so many of you.....

Comments

  • pseudechis
    pseudechis Member Posts: 3,904

    I just don't want any of you getting RSI or bad knees. ;)

  • kingcarl2012
    kingcarl2012 Member Posts: 1,710

    A heartfelt your welcome from me to you.

  • offwhiteknight
    offwhiteknight Member Posts: 172

    Awwww.... Thanks! I feel so fuzzy inside!

  • toastcrusher
    toastcrusher Member Posts: 110

    well letts hope that some killers who read this can make the games as much fun as the comments...its been said many times by many survivors we dont care if we die in the end, but there's playing a nice game and there's playing against complete idiots...and lately all my match ups are against the last of the two....i even let every survivor escape when i play a killer in the hope i can give a few a normal game.

  • ProfGameAndTalk
    ProfGameAndTalk Member Posts: 326

    No sweat, Bro! I'm happy to be a bro, Bro!

  • Mr_K
    Mr_K Member Posts: 10,467

    Now I feel bad for banging those hooks on the curb to make them rusty.

  • DarKaron
    DarKaron Member Posts: 615

    I can't tell if this is bait, a meme, or legitimate...

    Or maybe it's all 3.

  • JPA
    JPA Member Posts: 1,685

    This is probably the funniest salt thread I've seen on this forum yet. Although it's funny in all the wrong ways.

  • SMitchell8
    SMitchell8 Member Posts: 3,304

    My traps send there regards OP 🥳