The completely unnecessary, useless, no good patch that no body asked for....(4.5.3 Parody)

4.5.3 | Pointless Patch

Content

• Calm Spirit now prevents rats in Gideon Meat Packing Plant from scurrying away.
• You can now press the "F" key on your keyboard, as killer or survivor, to pay respects, within 5 seconds of a survivor who dies on hook after missing their struggle check for any reason. The animation lasts 3 seconds and all music is silenced for the duration.
• All players can now press "3" on their keyboards or "right" on their D-pad on console, to play a censored curse beep noise. This is audible to anyone in the area, and is excellent for use after stepping in a bear trap or for Trapper when stepping in his own. Maybe you are just a ghostface who was just spotted or a survivor just after groaning from being hit, either way we look forward to seeing player's creative uses of this addition.
• A pallet counter has been added for thrown and broken pallets on Gideon Meat Packing Plant, this UI element will appear on this map in the upper right corner of the screen for the duration of the match.

KILLERS

The Cannibal: Heart emoji's now appear over leatherface if he remains within 4 meters of a hooked and maintains eye contact for more than 20 seconds.

The Deathslinger: The Deathslinger's new common addon "Fishing line" has been added. This addon provides 50 blood points per second when reeling in a survivor. The reeling sound is that of a fishing line being reeled in.

The Blight: The Blight's new common addon "Nitro" as been added. This addon provides 25% bonus bloodpoints in the deviousness category, however during any rush action he makes loud engine noises.

The Pig: A "happy squeal" sound will be made anytime a survivor dies to a reverse beartrap; or when a survivor uses the pointing gesture while crouched within 1 meter of The Pig.

The Demogorgon: You can now crouch/sit as Demogorgon by pressing "1" on your keyboard or Up on the D-pad. This animation is cancelled upon movement.

SURVIVORS

Claudette: A red neon bullseye target has been added to the back of Claudette's P3 shirt.

Ash Williams: Ash will now say "Groovy" anytime a generator is completed.

PERKS

• We're going to live forever perk description has been updated, as well as now providing one stack for safe cage rescues when Pyramid head is in play.

COSMETICS

• Ghostface "Ghillie suit" outfit has been added to the store and is available for purchase.
• The Shape 1978 classic "Ghost with glasses" outfit has been added to the store and is available for purchase.
• You can now equip certain weapon based cosmetics with other outfits when it makes sense for the weapon cosmetic to be different (Such as with Krampus Trapper's machete, should you want to swap it out with any of his other weapons like the frozen cleaver)

Bug Fixes

Known Issues

• The Cannibal still seems to be magnetically attracted to the metal compounds in the hook.
• We're going to live forever changes affect no one negatively, but has currently made someone very angry for some reason. We are still investigating this issue.
• Looking into the issue that causes only one survivor to be visible to certain killers until that survivor has been killed or sacrificed, at which point the other survivor models render correctly again. We hope to have this fixed by 4.5.ꝏ
• It appears there are 3 new known recorded issues with Nurse introduced in 4.5.3, we are not looking into these at this time.