Things that would be cool in DBD that will never happen

JoyfulLeader
JoyfulLeader Member Posts: 571
in General Discussions

Yawn I just got camped again, oh well I'll play F13, oh wait, it's dead. Then what can a noob who reports survivors who don't unhook the last survivor like me talk about, hmmmm... I guess things that would be neat to see in a game that can somehow be so fun for hours, yet so keyboard smashing infuriating. Let's go

Killing the killer
PPPHHT! This will obviously never be a reality because of how the game works and the players themselves wouldn't agree. But one can think.

Shoe customization
Maybe I want my Dwight to wear his converse shoes with his watermelon pants

Shirtless Killers
Admit it, some of you want to see it

A Bioshock map
If you're a badass gamer (Like me), then you know what the masterpiece FPS game Bioshock is. Wouldn't that be nice, a map that takes place under the cool Atlantic ocean, in the city of Rapture, as you travel along the glass tunnels and city ruins. but wait. How can they escape if they're underwater? How much detail will be put in the city background? Who will be the characters? Oh well, it was a fun idea for awhile.

Dance emotes
No, I'm not a Fortnite fan, it's a boring cash cow of a game (Yes I said it), I just want to see Ace break dance.

Map fog color
Wouldn't it be awesome if you could change the color of the map? Coldwind farm could have The Red Forest's icy blue? Or have the Backwater Swamp have Autohaven Wreckers Green theme? I can only imagine

FINALLY! After a long time I have finally made a time machine! Let's go 80 years in the future! ZAAAP. Wow! Everything looks great! Oh wow, mygame hasn't found a lobby yet even after 8 decades, (pls consider dedicated servers)

Comments

  • AgentTalon
    AgentTalon Member Posts: 331

    Stable FPS on console
    Perma-bans for toxic post game chat

    A world that will never be.

  • JoyfulLeader
    JoyfulLeader Member Posts: 571

    Indeed fellow killer, but one can only dream.

  • Boss
    Boss Member Posts: 13,618

    Dedicated servers.

  • JoyfulLeader
    JoyfulLeader Member Posts: 571

    Maybe :blush:

  • Master
    Master Member Posts: 10,200

    DC punishments
    dedicated servers
    SWF balance

    I still dream sometimes....

  • JoyfulLeader
    JoyfulLeader Member Posts: 571

    Every good player dreams, just like Leatherfaces wish they knew better strategies than to camp to for pallet slamming them 3 times LOL

  • CornChip
    CornChip Member Posts: 540

    I have a few,

    Huntress Mori that lets you cut the head off the survivor and wear them on your belt for the rest of the game.. Who wouldn't want to carry around 4 dwight derp faces on your belt.

    Freddy Mori that allows him to wear the sweater of his latest victim for the rest of the match. The style potential could be off the charts!

    Myers can lean side to side while standing or crouch and move 3 steps forward increasing the jumpscare potential and meme potential to new heights. Appearing from under windows or popping his head around corners.

    Leatherface Mori that allows you to wear the face of your latest victim. Who wouldn't love to be chased by a chubby jake face.

    Pig has had teabagging speed increased 300% because memes.

    Clown addon. You can keep up to 5 fingers in your pocket from your victims for a little speed boost nibble during a chase. Each finger eaten gives you a tiny speed debuff outside of the chase because metabolism.

    Hag super rare addon. You start the game with your two hag children that will randomly walk around the map drawing poor versions of your trap that may not trigger 50% of the time. They will count as your traps off your total. If the child randomly walks up to a survivor there is a 5 second window that the child will scream in hag and alert you to the survivors presence unless the survivor flees before 5 sec.

    Wraith. New addons that allow you to change the bell sound into things like - Funny car horn, John Cena sound, Smooth Jazz, My name is Jeff etc etc

    Emotes like stay here, I'll go, dance emotes, Dab emotes because who doesnt want to dab after a pallet stun. Killer emotes like your next, throat cut emote, Dab emote because hilarious, Sweet dance emote.

    New hideable locations like foot locker, lamp shade on head, Underneath kitchen sink, behind curtains with your feet sticking out from the bottom. The survivor will now enter the hideable location and stay in the direction you entered or be in a random position inside the locker. Who doesn't want to open a foot-locker and see a quentin butt staring back at ya or a meg wrapped around the pipes under the kitchen sink hiding sheepishly.

    Walkie talkie items that allow communication between other survivors. Would make franklins that little bit sweeter and could close the gap slightly between solo and swf.

    I have alot more silly ideas but these were just a few that popped into my mind.

  • NeonAlien
    NeonAlien Member Posts: 328
    Damn now I really want different fog/map colors.
    And wraith with airhorn bell.