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Why Pig deserves a nerf
The pig, also known as La Puerca, also know as Das Schwein, is without a doubt the most op killer in the game. No killer even compares when it comes to her lethality. The most recent stats showed that she is the most picked killer in the game in red ranks, and because of this she deserves a nerf. First off, instead of killing a survivor, which her reverse beartraps always do, they should just explode with confetti and give the survivor a speed boost. Secondly take away her ability to crouch, just no, it's gross and unladylike, especially for a well off Lady of her status. To think she would mingle with the common plebeian near the ground, preposterous. Third make her move at 20% movement speed. Lastly take away her ability to infect survivors and break them by vomiting and forcing them to cleanse, I don't remember this ever being part of the saw franchise and should just be removed because it's stupid.
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I really hope this is a joke
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It's not. What part of this came off as a joke? Like for real Ubisoft needs to nerf this op killer.
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If you are going to write a bait post, at least try to make it sound genuine.
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This is not bait my friend, I'm dead serious.
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Third make her move at 20% movement speed.
This comment really gives it away, not even an entitled person who is very biased would say something like this.
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Dude stop defending Ubisoft and their op killers. 20% is fair because she can throw hatchets at survivors.
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Not to mention, she is to small to see. Her size needs to be nerfed to, Id say about trapper if not oni height? Her height needs a serious nerf it's beginning to be ridiculous. Nice going ubisoft.
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Making op killers
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1/10 seen better bait
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Imagine thinking this is bait. This is an important thing that Ubisoft needs to address.
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-3/10 then
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Bro stop defending them. You're just a sweaty camping killer.
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Rather nerf Frank's Mixtape. I mean, Pig has to down you normally, at least.
Legion with this add-on? He can get a guaranteed down, just like Old Legion. It's a miracle most don't run this add-on because how busted it is
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I was done at the rbt exploding into confetti part and stopped reading. Way too obvious. Your pallet one was way more sophisticated.
And at this point the bait goes from bad to sad. 😑
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It's hard for me to take this post seriously, especially since you don't even know the company that runs the game. Ubisoft doesn't own dbd.
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No. The devs need to let pig reload her reverse bear traps at lockers.
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Damn you are generous. The fake angry defending made this bait exponentially worse.
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She can puke on survivors, throw hatchets at them, AND can place traps around the map she can teleport to. It's really not fair.
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Then why does it appear in the end credits?
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Imagine talking about Pig nerfs and not mentioning her weapon.
Pig should not have a weapon, what lady hits people with a hidden blade? It doesn't even fit in the Friday the 13th lore.
Replace her weapon with a diaper bag for when she needs to babysit.
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You got me on the first half, I'm not going to lie :D
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You missed April 1st by 20 days man
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No, that's 100 % serious. Jokes on this forums are not allowed.
I also think that Pig is op, she is in a desperate need of a Nerf. Moving at 92 % while crouched is to much. Reduce it to 90 %.
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Pig mains, La Puerca mains, Das Schwein mains, constantly relying on their crutch killer. Nerf her confetti, make her move the survivor crouch speed while crouching. Also since when was she able to teleport, don't think that was possible in SAW. Also her boop counterplay is too inconsistent, please make booping stun her for 10 seconds. Thank you EA, Ubisoft, Activision, and Konami.
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The funny thing here is that I truly do believe when they rework her add ons the confetti headtrap will be an actual add on for extra blood points like clowns confetti bottles or other meme add ons that do nothing but reward you blood points.
So your wish will probably come true with that.
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An add-on where the traps don't kill but they don't give any indication of that (and all box searches automatically fail) could be kinda fun. It'd only work once obv but imagine a panicked survivor searching every box (with an extra box addon too) before the timer hits zero and then confetti
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seen worse. you heard of fox news?
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Ooooo wow!! you have a wonderful mind I really like your idea it's beautiful 🐽💖
That would be too funny if it did that that would be so much fun.
I highly approve amazing idea my friend
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good joke
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Discount sluzzy
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8-10 bait good job you got me to click all you needed was to make ur nerfs a teeny bit less extravagant then i might have almost believed you weren't joking
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For real
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Also, replace her Pig head with a hat. A hat much better represents her original lore.
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lmao, imagine nerfing the pig while Dark Sense still is in the game...
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Sluzzy is getting better, now he has accounts with 100 posts so they seem legit.
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frfr
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Can nobody here understand a joke?
Das Schwein needs to move at 19% speed!
What is wrong with this community that makes them think OP ######### like this is okay on Ubisoft's good Christian minecraft server?
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Please tell me ur joking. She is nerfed every other damn patch it feels. She is weak as hell at the moment
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She is too strong and needs to be nerfed. Stop defending this crutch killer.
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