Funniest Phrases You've Heard From A Survivor
Two recent ones were gold imo:
"Just mind game the sprint burst."
"If you don't like looping just stop the survivor from doing it, it's not hard."
Anyone else got some good remarks after a match?
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I remember one time I got called a "wall camper" because I always faced the wall to avoid getting blinded.
This was back when instaflashes were a thing too, so yeah they weren't too happy.27 -
@Gibberish said:
I remember one time I got called a "wall camper" because I always faced the wall to avoid getting blinded.
This was back when instaflashes were a thing, too so yeah they werent too happy.What? I'm literally in awe. I don't even have a proper response for that.
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Today, some Rank 5 Survivor told me I was using "too sweaty tryhard using purple add-on's" on Doctor. I was using the 2 add-on's that increase the amount of Madness Survivors get from the static field by 25% with Tinkerer. That equals out to about 56% more static generating Madness.
Well damn, what would he consider Iridescent King and High Stimulus Electrode?
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@DarXide said:
Today, some Rank 5 Survivor told me I was using "too sweaty tryhard using purple add-on's" on Doctor. I was using the 2 add-on's that increase the amount of Madness Survivors get from the static field by 25% with Tinkerer. That equals out to about 56% more static generating Madness.Well damn, what would he consider Iridescent King and High Stimulus Electrode?
Clearly that would mean you're drowning in sweat, and we need to send the EMTs to your house to drain the fluid from your lungs before you asphyxiate and die.
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" I beat your ass with the flashlight" even though I mori'ed him..
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@Caretaker said:
@MrChills said:
" I beat your ass with the flashlight" even though I mori'ed him..Point & Click Adventures never took so much skill.
lol
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Back when BT was broken. (Before nerf) I hooked someone and the 3 other survs came to the hooked person and literally were standing next to the hook, waiting for me to leave it. Then in the post-game chat they called me a "facecamper" even though I didn't do anything else than stay at the hook due to them being at the hook. I mean like they gave me every reason to camp.
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@MeowLux said:
Back when BT was broken. (Before nerf) I hooked someone and the 3 other survs came to the hooked person and literally were standing next to the hook, waiting for me to leave it. Then in the post-game chat they called me a "facecamper" even though I didn't do anything else than stay at the hook due to them being at the hook. I mean like they gave me every reason to camp.Simply being on the map after hooking makes you a camper. I didn't get salt for this, but I hooked every survivor twice. I had an Ebony mori. Meg opens the gate, and teabags me after dropping a pallet to BM. But why are killers such #########? I'm so confused. Why would they be so harsh against such kind people?
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"sweaty tryhard using instasaw" when they were all using bnps.
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Кемпер, ко ко ко
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3 survivors after a match told me: "Stop wallhacking you piece of ****, you are going to get permabanned" etc etc.
I was using BBQ & Chili -shrug-6 -
@wraith_only said:
3 survivors after a match told me: "Stop wallhacking you piece of ****, you are going to get permabanned" etc etc.
I was using BBQ & Chili -shrug-A classic.
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I was accused of using lag hatchets that always hit survivors
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"Hope your other die of cancer, I report you, ######### noob"
or my favourite
"######### you camper ######### go burn in hell die ######### #########"
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@Spectrobyss said:
I was accused of using lag hatchets that always hit survivorsMagnetic Hatchets are an op addon. I'm a Huntress main I can confirm this.> @RSB said:
"Hope your other die of cancer, I report you, [BAD WORD] noob"
or my favourite
"[BAD WORD] you camper ######### go burn in hell die [BAD WORD] #########"
How dare you win. I'm gonna report you too.
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Some survivor told me, after I blocked him to chainsaw him as BIlly :
"I'll report you"
"Bodyblocking isn't reportable, read the rules"
"In my rules, it's reportable, so I'll report you"Cute stuff.
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@Runiver said:
Some survivor told me, after I blocked him to chainsaw him as BIlly :
"I'll report you"
"Bodyblocking isn't reportable, read the rules"
"In my rules, it's reportable, so I'll report you"Cute stuff.
It's only an exploit if killers do it. It's a tactic for survivors.
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@Caretaker said:
@Runiver said:
Some survivor told me, after I blocked him to chainsaw him as BIlly :
"I'll report you"
"Bodyblocking isn't reportable, read the rules"
"In my rules, it's reportable, so I'll report you"Cute stuff.
It's only an exploit if killers do it. It's a tactic for survivors.
Could have been an exploit if it was actual blocking for an extended period of time, but he was just in a corner, crouching and got chainsawed lol
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@Runiver said:
@Caretaker said:
@Runiver said:
Some survivor told me, after I blocked him to chainsaw him as BIlly :
"I'll report you"
"Bodyblocking isn't reportable, read the rules"
"In my rules, it's reportable, so I'll report you"Cute stuff.
It's only an exploit if killers do it. It's a tactic for survivors.
Could have been an exploit if it was actual blocking for an extended period of time, but he was just in a corner, crouching and got chainsawed lol
I know, but I've actually heard that bodyblocking a survivor for a chainsaw hit is exploiting once playing as LF lol.
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I got called a campernoob and tunneler after i moried everyone with my devour hope. Clearly camped them.
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"Killers shouldn't use add-ons" - some survivor.
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got called an "instasaw abuser" only using a spark plug and vegetable oil.
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"killers can pallet loop too"
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i was told by a toxic meg that 'ds can be countered by not downing her'.... lol. i think it was a joke....
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After I got a 4k with Leatherface I had a survivor tell me that I was "pay to play." I proceeded to explain that he was correct, the game costs $20 to play, and then he just went on an expletive filled rant about how Leatherface is OP and pay to win.
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The typical "Dirty Camper" when using Insidious.
I rarely use it as its a meme build but I always look forward to the comments after lol1 -
When I get called a "tryhard" or "sweaty" (usually after a 4k). Like.. am I not suppose to KILL you?
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From my steam profile:
"i call hax noob3 doesn't repair gens, fake and gay" ( DON'T QUESTION ME I DON'T KNOW)
Also simple:
"-rep camper (from the game I was playing as the survivor)5 -
@Absolute_Zero said:
I got called a campernoob and tunneler after i moried everyone with my devour hope. Clearly camped them.The madman. Clearly you're a hacker too. Me report you.
@JakeMain said:
"Killers shouldn't use add-ons" - some survivor.Maybe on Nurse? Or if you're super comfortable, but they're so bad lol. Let me guess Stypic or a BNP?
@yeet said:
got called an "instasaw abuser" only using a spark plug and vegetable oil.As LF or Billy? Well, either way it's fast, but not THAT fast. Easily avoided compared to other combos.
@Leon said:
"killers can pallet loop too"Good old Goo. He's selling merch with that on it now.
@deadwolfwalking said:
i was told by a toxic meg that 'ds can be countered by not downing her'.... lol. i think it was a joke....I mean, she's not wrong. No Mither counters 1-shot abilities. :^)
@Separator said:
After I got a 4k with Leatherface I had a survivor tell me that I was "pay to play." I proceeded to explain that he was correct, the game costs $20 to play, and then he just went on an expletive filled rant about how Leatherface is OP and pay to win.One of the weakest killers, but best perks, definitely P2W. Somehow I don't think BBQ is gonna carry poor Bubba. Well done.> @BUCKLEYbellows said:
The typical "Dirty Camper" when using Insidious.
I rarely use it as its a meme build but I always look forward to the comments after lolI need to actually do that once. I wanted to do it as Huntress with Iri hatchets for a meme game, but she still sings. As much as I love her lullaby ruins the joke build. :P> @Valkari said:
When I get called a "tryhard" or "sweaty" (usually after a 4k). Like.. am I not suppose to KILL you?
Sounds like a typical day in AngryPug's chat. Killer is so sweaty, GIVE HIM THE BUSINESS PUG LUL!
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@Antero said:
From my steam profile:
"i call hax noob3 doesn't repair gens, fake and gay" ( DON'T QUESTION ME I DON'T KNOW)
Also simple:
"-rep camper (from the game I was playing as the survivor)Stop camping my corpse noob. Also fake and gay damn. Haven't heard that since..god I can't even remember and I was there to witness it.
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@Absolute_Zero said:
I got called a campernoob and tunneler after i moried everyone with my devour hope. Clearly camped them.Clearly you did, and you're a hacker too mori'ng without a mori, me report you.
@yeet said:
got called an "instasaw abuser" only using a spark plug and vegetable oil.I can't wait until they see a REAL instasaw.
@Leon said:
"killers can pallet loop too"Good old Goo. He's selling merch with that on it now.
@deadwolfwalking said:
i was told by a toxic meg that 'ds can be countered by not downing her'.... lol. i think it was a joke....She's not wrong. No Mither counters one-shot abilities. :^)
@Separator said:
After I got a 4k with Leatherface I had a survivor tell me that I was "pay to play." I proceeded to explain that he was correct, the game costs $20 to play, and then he just went on an expletive filled rant about how Leatherface is OP and pay to win.Weak killer, super strong perks, don't think BBQ is gonna care poor Bubba though. Nice work.
@BUCKLEYbellows said:
The typical "Dirty Camper" when using Insidious.
I rarely use it as its a meme build but I always look forward to the comments after lolI really gotta try to do that sometime.
@Valkari said:
When I get called a "tryhard" or "sweaty" (usually after a 4k). Like.. am I not suppose to KILL you?Nope. Let them all live. Sounds like AngryPugs chat. If a killer does well they're a sweaty tryhard. Even if they hook everyone twice and don't tunnel or camp.
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After killing 3 of the four survs and managing to hatch-grab the last one (no hatch standoff, by the way), the last one wrote that the killer was "supposed to let the last one get the hatch".....yeah, nope.
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@Caretaker said:
@Leon said:
"killers can pallet loop too"Good old Goo. He's selling merch with that on it now.
lol good for him.
Least he can take a joke.
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@TheWorldconsumer said:
After killing 3 of the four survs and managing to hatch-grab the last one (no hatch standoff, by the way), the last one wrote that the killer was "supposed to let the last one get the hatch".....yeah, nope.Give me my free win!
@Mc_Harty said:
@Caretaker said:
@Leon said:
"killers can pallet loop too"Good old Goo. He's selling merch with that on it now.
lol good for him.
Least he can take a joke.
I mean he made it. :P
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NOED OP.
Cause you totally can't avoid it by destroying totems beforehand.
And I say that as a main survivor.1 -
@TheWorldconsumer said:
After killing 3 of the four survs and managing to hatch-grab the last one (no hatch standoff, by the way), the last one wrote that the killer was "supposed to let the last one get the hatch".....yeah, nope.I had a similar situation where I stopped the last one from getting the hatch, and got hate from him and his team because I didn't let him go :')
My answer to that kind of stuff's always "I'm a killer. My job is to kill."0 -
A guy once accused me of camping. Why?
He ran behind me as I hooked his mate (he even was already injured) then I simply turned around and hit him. As soon as I wanted to pick him up he dc'd.
All I did at that point was laugh real hard.3 -
"Why play the pig if you don't play the game you trash"
This happened yesterday and i'm still trying to deciphrate the meaning behind said quote.0 -
Leatherface takes more skill than The Nurse
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@HUNGRY_AS_A_HIPPY said:
Leatherface takes more skill than The NurseWouldn't say so, she is the hardest thing in this game to master.
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@RSB said:
@HUNGRY_AS_A_HIPPY said:
Leatherface takes more skill than The NurseWouldn't say so, she is the hardest thing in this game to master.
I know right. I died of laughter when I saw the comment lmao
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"You shouldn't camp gens!"
"You were the last person left in the game. You were working on a gen. I pulled you off of it."
"You're the kind of person who would kill a grandma for her soup spoon! Everyone needs to eat. Be nice to people, let them play! You're ruining the world. AWFUL. Reporting you."
(I have no idea what the soup spoon thing meant., they promptly blocked me.)
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I've been accused of lag switching on the ps4. I took it as a compliment.
Also "Your a tunneling fag who should go into diabetic shock" was a good one
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@Caretaker said:
@MeowLux said:
Back when BT was broken. (Before nerf) I hooked someone and the 3 other survs came to the hooked person and literally were standing next to the hook, waiting for me to leave it. Then in the post-game chat they called me a "facecamper" even though I didn't do anything else than stay at the hook due to them being at the hook. I mean like they gave me every reason to camp.Simply being on the map after hooking makes you a camper. I didn't get salt for this, but I hooked every survivor twice. I had an Ebony mori. Meg opens the gate, and teabags me after dropping a pallet to BM. But why are killers such #########? I'm so confused. Why would they be so harsh against such kind people?
You lost the mind game if you're annoyed with people crouching repeatedly in games..
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Depends on how u thibk about it. Yes a nurse will be WAY harder to master than Leatherface but, when both characters are learned and are in a rank 1 scenario, nurse slaughters while leatherface struggles due to palletlooping. This makes it so that it takes a lot more effort for a mastered leatherface to best good survivors in comparison to a mastered nurse against good survivors. I guess it just depends on how u think of skill but i agree with u both that nurse takes more skill.RSB said:@HUNGRY_AS_A_HIPPY said:
Leatherface takes more skill than The NurseWouldn't say so, she is the hardest thing in this game to master.
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Too many funny ones to count. Guess my favorite is one I hear most often... accusing me of using a lag switch when their internet is run through a potato xD
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"They nerfed insta-blinds?"
"They just had to give another thing to the killers"
"This game is dying"
after a Hillbilly no-cooldown gimmick build on LERY'S (I hate that map, especially on billy)
Got a 4k though
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