I know why bhvr is doing this to us killers!

friendlykillermain
friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162
in General Discussions

they obviously have been watching monsters inc while tripping acid and realized scream power is weak compared to laughing so to power their time machine made out of baby dolls and earwax they need power now and the screams of surviors have been silenced by calm spirit and iron will so they will buff survivors and nerf killers so killers when they get up for lunch they beat the poor killer and steal his lunch money then they beat him into a corner and the killer just curls up and cries and the survivors laugh at them which will fuel their machine so they can travel back in time to yesterday so they can reread yesterdays news it all makes sense now!

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  • alivebydeadight
    alivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    what.....did.......I.......just........read

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    THE TRUTH

  • alivebydeadight
    alivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    THE TRUTH

    I really feel like your right by this, but its monsters university

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    quickly put on your tinfoil hat they must not infiltrate our minds how could i not have seen it before!

  • alivebydeadight
    alivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    quickly put on your tinfoil hat they must not infiltrate our minds how could i not have seen it before!

    way ahead of you

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    THE TRUTH

    I really feel like your right by this, but its monsters university

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    THE TRUTH

    I really feel like your right by this, but its monsters university

    maybe either way i have solved thier master plot now i must hide because i posted this i am surley being targeted no doubt they want to cover it up ill expect @Peanits and @MandyTalk to arrive and shut it down but THEY CAN HIDE THE TRUTH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    quickly put on your tinfoil hat they must not infiltrate our minds how could i not have seen it before!

    way ahead of you

    i am now within my conspiracy chamber all 3 of my cats have their protection hats on and so do i now we must warn the sheep!

  • I_am_Negan
    I_am_Negan Member Posts: 3,755

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    quickly put on your tinfoil hat they must not infiltrate our minds how could i not have seen it before!


    How much acid did you take and can I have some

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @alivebydeadight i think its just us we need more people to know quickly spread the word!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @I_am_Negan said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    @alivebydeadight said:
    what.....did.......I.......just........read

    quickly put on your tinfoil hat they must not infiltrate our minds how could i not have seen it before!


    How much acid did you take and can I have some

    not acid noooooo its pixie sticks that fuel this creative genius now quickly get down you too much for them to let you go

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @I_am_Negan quickly you must protect your self and spread the word!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @freindlykillermain i am you from the future quickly now you must listen to me no mtter what they are coming i can only give a you a code gut rip jun

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @friendlykillermain said:
    @freindlykillermain i am you from the future quickly now you must listen to me no mtter what they are coming i can only give a you a code gut rip jun

    gut rip gin?

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    @freindlykillermain i am you from the future quickly now you must listen to me no mtter what they are coming i can only give a you a code gut rip jun

    gut rip gin?

    NO YOU FOOL GUT RIP JUN

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    @freindlykillermain i am you from the future quickly now you must listen to me no mtter what they are coming i can only give a you a code gut rip jun

    gut rip gin?

    NO YOU FOOL GUT RIP JUN

    jeez sorry but what does it mean? and how do i know your really me? and from how far ahead in the future have you came? gut rip jun doesnt make a lick of sense is it a anagram maybe?

    gunpijrtu hmmmm gunijrupt? runpurjt?

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    @freindlykillermain i am you from the future quickly now you must listen to me no mtter what they are coming i can only give a you a code gut rip jun

    gut rip gin?

    NO YOU FOOL GUT RIP JUN

    jeez sorry but what does it mean? and how do i know your really me? and from how far ahead in the future have you came? gut rip jun doesnt make a lick of sense is it a anagram maybe?

    gunpijrtu hmmmm gunijrupt? runpurjt?

    I must go now! and beware of the red haired man who works from across you he wields aPEN

  • OrionsFury4789
    OrionsFury4789 Member Posts: 637
    After reading this thread it totally makes sense why you have trouble at killer.... or life for that matter
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @OrionsFury4789 said:
    After reading this thread it totally makes sense why you have trouble at killer.... or life for that matter

    because i see too MUCH

  • Vietfox
    Vietfox Member Posts: 3,823
    How many threads do you need to create per day?
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Vietfox said:
    How many threads do you need to create per day?

    i dont know i like to have a lot to read

  • OrionsFury4789
    OrionsFury4789 Member Posts: 637
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Vietfox said:
    How many threads do you need to create per day?

    i dont know i like to have a lot to read

    The fact that people keep translating all these patches in the past year as “killer nerfs” is hilarious,  you basically took everything a survivor has and nerfed it and these people still cry and whine . When are they gonna pull up their big boy pants and admit they are just not good at the game? It’s the same people crying over and over again here and the ones that don’t are shunned or labeled survivor mains for having a different opinion
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @OrionsFury4789 said:
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Vietfox said:

    How many threads do you need to create per day?

    i dont know i like to have a lot to read

    The fact that people keep translating all these patches in the past year as “killer nerfs” is hilarious,  you basically took everything a survivor has and nerfed it and these people still cry and whine . When are they gonna pull up their big boy pants and admit they are just not good at the game? It’s the same people crying over and over again here and the ones that don’t are shunned or labeled survivor mains for having a different opinion

    as a official real survioorerer main i can say pallet vacuum and insta blind shoud be implemented also campin gis op

  • I_am_Negan
    I_am_Negan Member Posts: 3,755

    @Vietfox said:
    How many threads do you need to create per day?

    He's like a story teller it's entertaining

  • redsopine01
    redsopine01 Member Posts: 1,269
    Thanks for making my night
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @redsopine01 said:
    Thanks for making my night

    thats why i visit these forums to give other people a curious look into my mind

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @EntityDispleased said:
    I had a few strokes while reading this but I absolutely agree!

    im glad we must be vigilant of course i doubt the truth will be broadcast

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @I_am_Negan said:

    @Vietfox said:
    How many threads do you need to create per day?

    He's like a story teller it's entertaining

    thank you people often say this community is the most toxic but their are a lot of decent people and iv seen many people turn around for a better

  • Master
    Master Member Posts: 10,200

    @friendlykillermain said:
    they obviously have been watching monsters inc while tripping acid and realized scream power is weak compared to laughing so to power their time machine made out of baby dolls and earwax they need power now and the screams of surviors have been silenced by calm spirit and iron will so they will buff survivors and nerf killers so killers when they get up for lunch they beat the poor killer and steal his lunch money then they beat him into a corner and the killer just curls up and cries and the survivors laugh at them which will fuel their machine so they can travel back in time to yesterday so they can reread yesterdays news it all makes sense now!

    Not bad

  • Watery
    Watery Member Posts: 1,168
    what the higgity heck am I reading
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Watery said:
    what the higgity heck am I reading

    THE TRUTH THEY KEPT LOCKED UP!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Master said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    they obviously have been watching monsters inc while tripping acid and realized scream power is weak compared to laughing so to power their time machine made out of baby dolls and earwax they need power now and the screams of surviors have been silenced by calm spirit and iron will so they will buff survivors and nerf killers so killers when they get up for lunch they beat the poor killer and steal his lunch money then they beat him into a corner and the killer just curls up and cries and the survivors laugh at them which will fuel their machine so they can travel back in time to yesterday so they can reread yesterdays news it all makes sense now!

    Not bad

    thank you :)

  • Mister_xD
    Mister_xD Member Posts: 7,668

    oh my god...
    this theory is perfect

    I SEE NO FLAWS WITH THAT!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    i see a flaw in the theory though the yesterday news paper they wanted was imported from brazil so what is theyre true goal?

  • CallMeRusty420
    CallMeRusty420 Member Posts: 615

    I have been enlightened! I now know dae wae.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @CallMeRusty420 said:
    I have been enlightened! I now know dae wae.

    good now we must spread the message

  • I_am_Negan
    I_am_Negan Member Posts: 3,755

    This topic is starting to remind me of something

    LOL

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @I_am_Negan said:
    This topic is starting to remind me of something

    LOL

    yes the cult of killermains and we must spread the truth

  • Vietfox
    Vietfox Member Posts: 3,823
    I_am_Negan said:

    This topic is starting to remind me of something

    LOL

    @I_am_Negan
    Instantly thought about this:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq1sHDwpgqo
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Vietfox said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    This topic is starting to remind me of something

    LOL

    @I_am_Negan
    Instantly thought about this:

    this post has evolved into something more powerful then ever

  • Crow
    Crow Member Posts: 113

    This actually makes sense.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Crow said:
    This actually makes sense.

    yes one who shares the same mindset