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Give a stupid explanation
Just a fun thread, give some stupid explanation to something about the game.
Ill start, the reason The Legion is in severe pain after Feral Frenzy is because the Entity punishes them for being smart and run faster to attack rather than the other killers who just walk menacingly.
Gotta play fair.
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Leon only came to dbd to try and escape Chris.
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Clearly didnt worked
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Chris won't stop until the Redfield bloodline is continued.
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The reason you can't just take those knives and axes out of the lockers and use them against the killers is because the Entity replaced every bone in your arms with spaghetti to prevent you from doing just that.
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Ace is the most quiet survivor in the game because The Entity wants him to shut up and hates hearing him talk.
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Ash is the only survivor who can talk because the Entity likes his Necronomicon poetry.
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Entity knows survivors are salty.
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Balanced Landing fits Jane best because she has thunder thighs.
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The reason you don't see Myers in matches too much is because he's too busy playing dbd mobile with the boys
He's actually a really fun guy once you get to know him personally
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The reason you can blind Pyramid head and demogorgon despite neither of them having eyes is that the entity applies blindness to them so they have the true killer experience
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Demogorgan has false teeth in Stranger Things. That's why he can only suck survivors in his Mori.
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The reason no survivors ever fight back properly- because let's face it, Bill, David, Ash, Leon, Chris, Claire, and Jill could all put up a damn good fight- is because the Entity asked them nicely not to. In return they get better bloodwebs than the rest.
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Claire Redfield's pain noises are as they are because she is secretly a masochist.
The Hillbilly now has a limit on his chainsaw, not because of a decision by the devs, but Max actually asked for it as he was just becoming too exhausted; being forced to run at high speeds constantly. He had bad stitches.
Cheryl Mason has the perk "Repressed Alliance" because she was the first person to discover the Entity was ticklish.
The Entity was once a Primary School assistant teacher, who created the realms as playgrounds - doing the responsible thing of walling them up. The gates used to be easy access, but survivors (actually pupils) kept messing about with the electrics, that could hurt them. So the Entity was promoted to headmaster and had had enough of their #########, so it elected prefects (killers) to protect students from tampering with electrics by putting them on hooks, which were originally just naughty steps but the pupils pushed the Entity too far.
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