What is your strangest DBD chat story?
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I'll start with mine, it happened about 5 minutes ago
It was a normal match, i was playing Deathslinger on Mother's Dwelling, the final moments of the match were the last survivor, a Leon, looking for hatch while her (you'll understand why i use this pronoun in a second) teammate, a Steve, is on the ground
at first i think "man this Leon sure is a rat"
the Steve dies, i find hatch in a patch of grass and close it, i then track down the Leon, kill her, and move onto chat
i say "gg" and "live like a rat, die like a rat"
and then the Leon, out of nowhere, drops this
"Wait, are you (my real name that i will not be sharing even if my nickname makes it rather obvious)?"
Naturally i get very weirded out by this, i assume this person knows me from my Streams so i simply ask "how do you know my name"
AND THEN SHE DROPS THE BOMBSHELL
"I was in your Year 9 (for you Americans that would be i think Junior year of High School) class, my name was (name i am also not going to share)"
We then have a pretty nice conversation, she leaves with a "well i'll leave you to ruin some more people's days lol" and i leave with a "hope you are having a nice day too"
So yeah, i got to talk to someone i haven't seen in the better part of half a decade
what are your strange chat stories?
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Still the best one I’ve ever seen
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I usually have very friendly postgame chats. I've never figured out how you guys raise so much salt.
Back in like Year 2 of the game I killed a survivor and he was really angy so I just talked with him for a while and asked him how his day was and stuff. We're still steam friends. Do we talk anymore? No, but they're on the friends list. Woo. That's kinda weird right?
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I would ask for context, but it’s funnier without context
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was playing huntress to get my crown and i crossmaped a tbagging kate that dced right after. Afterwards i just didnt care a single bit about the game and just won it in a 4k in the end game chat i got called a vpn fake internet lag switcher noob boosted huntress that gets carried by camping. Probably the most salt i have seen out of a survivor yet
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Survivor said Haddonfield was a killer sided map.
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I was Nurse on Ormond before her rework.
I hook someone in the corner. BBQ reveals someone in the opposite corner so I blink through the building to go to them
As I am going through the building I see a Claudette crouched in the corner. I change targets and go after her.
In end game chat she asked "How did you know I was there?"
"I didn't. I was going after someone else and I just happened to see you"
Their response is why I treat survivor mains like babies. "I'm Claudette. The only way you could see me is if you are hacking REPORTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
I'm not exaggerating. They used that many D's to try to make their statement logical.
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Some David was crouched in a rock corner, and I was doc so I took the opportunity to tier III him, promptly letting him out of the corner once tier III had been reached, and I was warmly greeted with my favorite interaction to date;
I like to think replying with :fs15chicken: to any hate is a good way to respond.
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One game I had before crossplay was even announced for this game, I'd gotten bored and decided to mess around as Myers. I put on both iridescent add-ons for the infinite tombstone and decided to race the survivors. Basically trying to get to tier 3 without any offensive actions before they finish the gens. I would follow and stalk but never hit them. I didn't realize it at the time...but they thought I was just farming. Tier 3 hit...and it was a 4K fairly quickly after that. Afterwards I got a message from the Meg in response to what I did. I don't remember the wording exactly...but what ensued was a conversation between us that sounded like an old-timey break up letter. It was random, bizarre, and hilarious. Wish I had saved it.
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