I just call them Zombie

George after George Michael and Cher

Treehuggers because they're constantly bugged on trees (and since their arms are out, looks like they're hugging the tree)

Pierino & Culocane

Charlotte and Victor.

Wallace & Misty, the latter because it's apparently an established name for RE's female zombies.

Yup, mine too. They are so stupid. Aimlessly walking into trees, rocks, and other obstacles. One continued to walk into a generator while a survivor repaired it. Additionally, there was another survivor on the other side of the wall and she just hugged the generator. They rarely touch anyone unless a survivor runs into them by mistake trying to escape. I stood behind one as it walked into a tree for about five minutes before it decided to modify its course to get off the tree. Like I need to be a zombie whisperer to help them navigate themselves around obsticles. They're quick to grab a survivor right next to them while nothing else is in the way. I guess that's the only plus. In RE, they're smart enough to go strieght to you regardless what's in the way; however, I'm assuming the entity took that instinct away from them when they were brought into the fog.

Offensive ones which would just be [BAD WORD] here in the R-rated game's forum.

I have EVERYONE in my survivor group calling them Mark & Tabatha.

Mark doesn't do much. Tabatha works harder than the devil himself. It's ALWAYS Tabatha getting slaps.

Jim and Jimbert. Don't ask whose Jim, they know who they are.

Useless. that's usually what I say aloud when I see them anyways.

Constantly blinded and bro where are you going that's the corner of the map

Stuck and Stucker.