Why Oni is the most attractive character in the game
I speak for everyone with working eyes who's attracted to men that Oni isn't just the most attractive killer, but he manages to be more attractive than the survivors. Here's a couple of reasons why:
- He's very tall
I am NOT saying shorter men aren't attractive, on the contrary really, but Oni's height adds to his intimidation factor which is kinda hot in the scary way.
- He's incredibly strong
Pre-entity with the little lore we have he was killing people with pure strength alone. Now I know what some of you are thinking "wait a minute, didn't he murder innocent people which makes him less attractive?" However, people that say that need to drop the guilty until proven innocent mindset as we haven't heard his side of the story yet. There's a very good chance those murders were in self-defense.
- He's in peak physical form
If we get a good long look at his shirtless skin from the tome we can see that even in his old age that he's still swole. Take a look at his arms in that skin & tell me those are choke-slamming arms.
- He's got great nails
Personally, I think people don't appreciate his nails enough. I'd say more, but I'd probably get banned for going into detail.
It's kinda sad he's one of the lesser played killers, but he is one of the harder killers so that's understandable. However, what isn't understandable is anyone saying he isn't the most attractive character as that opinion isn't based in the hard facts like mine are.
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I mean, I am not Gary (keeping this autocorrect because it made me laugh), but if I was, I would probably prefer Trickster sliced me up, uwu.
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No, sorry I must disagree and put in my offer of the trickster. No other reason except he is hot.
Also I am not into thinking about demon beasts in that way lol.
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Peak attractiveness
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Jeff's way more attractive than any Killer and any of the other Survivors.
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Glad someone agrees with me here. Trickster fans showing their clear bias right now.
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I get what you are saying, you are not wrong. My tastes are close to Oni but he is just too buff, you know?
PH is as buff as I like em. Huntress is spot on but I prefer men.
That leaves me with Trapper, Bubba, and Myers. Those are my ideal picks >///> On the safer side there is beautiful Jeff. Ok... off to horny jail now. Take me away.
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Some people like to be dominated by big scary bois.
I'll probably get banned for this but it was worth it.
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You spelt Dwight wrong. And I just had my eyes checked 2 days ago. I also possess the toxic trait of being attracted to men.
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Enough said
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My boy, youre forgetting about Micheal here
Myers got it aaaaaall
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I think we have a winner.
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Oni is a Gopnik?!
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Get that weaksauce outta here! Only one pair of legs to swoon over
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Eh, maybe with the minotaur skin
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Get outta here with those pasty legs! PH's have that perfectly bronzed look 😍
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A man of culture I see
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Oni may be the bravest killer <3
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As an unfortunate member of l'homosexual counsel (they cannot get rid of me) I have the authority to say this opinion is wrong.
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Ahahaha thanks for making me laugh 😂
Also I am gonna agree with the people in here that posted Pyramid Head. I mean just look at those legs! 😍
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You're forgetting something very important:
He's got great hair.
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I thought you didn't like ugly monster men, though. Unmasked Oni looks like a goblin.
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Not the Daddy Milkers Oni :P
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"You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."
Now I feel old.
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How? Oni is peak male
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He's got the mask to make up for it. The other killers need alot more than a mask to make up for being uggos
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Does that mean Trapper is ugly? I think he looks handsome behind that mask of his. Oh yeah and Trapper is p swole.
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While I do agree he's built, but his aesthetics are just lacking. Oni's got the hair, nails, 2 weapons, and glows & sucks up blood. Trapper is just buff guy with traps, it's just not enough. Pre-entity trapper was hot tho.
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Hellllll yah!
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As a gay man, if I had to pick a killer based on their physique and lore to lust after it's my boy Evan. Built like a brick wall, strong, a little gut, tall, and daddy issues ;3 Oni is nice but Trapper can hack me to bits with his machete any day~
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Oni may have an amazing physique but he's a literal meathead.
Just look at him...
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Classic Dweet is absolute perfect when it comes to beauty.
https://giphy.com/gifs/dbd-dwight-fairfield-dweet-CEsfbI1MqXNaWYeuMW
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Agreed
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Oni is attractive and all, but we're forgetting who the true king of attractiveness is... Blight. Really tough choice between Minotaur Oni and Charon Blight. Both are peak designs for killers I can absolutely dig. I would let blight lethal rush down me with an iri tag any day of the week,
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>:/ Never insinuate Blight is equally as attractive as Oni ever again.
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I bet Blight was a very handsome man before he got addicted to serum.
He's still handsome tho
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Lies & slander. Why is it always the Blight mains who deny peak attractiveness when it's right in front of them? You into ghouls & hobgoblins?
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Wym Blight is sexy I'd hit thatSorry, I didn't type that part, I totally got hacked. I think Blight is very handsome though, and I am not biased.
Oni do kinda look like a ghoul n hobgoblin tho
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That's like saying Chris Evans & Idris Elba are ghouls & hobgoblins. I've done enough research on Oni's physic to know he's not ugly.
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Hmm... what type of research, if I may ask...
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I hope you're joking
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Ahem
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They kind of butchered him with the visual rework ngl
Poor baby Dweet
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My mistake, You're right, his attractiveness is greater than Oni's
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