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This game is making me a bad person
lol- humour me;
So SBMM was enabled. Apparently, I'm supposed to be matched with people of my skill level. Awesome. Well not really- everyone seems to be re-painted red ranks (now called Iridescent), and for some reason, the level of bad manners from both Killers and Survivors I've experienced has gone through the roof.
Muh Story:
After multiple matches of camping, tunneling, and 'team mates' working with the Killer, I'm already jaded and bitter. Load into a match against Pig. Bless her, this Killer is the first one playing normally and not tunneling like an arse.
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the moment the match started, I notice the Steve (it's ALWAYS a Steve), who thinks he is the hottest, the most amazing bloody survivor who has ever slammed a pallet. I HATE people like this. You can see them dancing around- taking unnecessary risks, running AFTER the Killer, trying to embody f*ckin jazz-hands to show that Killer and everyone else how adept, how unstoppable, how ELITE he is as he unhooks a poor Feng in the Pig's face without Borrowed Time (she got downed and hooked again).
oh, his side kick was a Cheryl. Also VERY ah-mazing in her own head just FYI.
We're down to 2 gens . I have the second last at about 90%. I see the Steve running towards me with Pig in tow. I surmise he wants to loop her around the shack ( I am working on the gen IN the shack). So I slip into a locker. I think that I'll wait until the coast is clear, and 5 seconds the gen will be done.
So what does Steve do? He runs into the shack, OPENS the locker I'm in, shows the Pig I'm in there, and teabags.
Now INB4: I have done gens/ saves in this match. I even unhooked STEVE. I am that team mate Bill who hates leaving anyone behind. I'm always conscious of grabbing people off the hook before struggle- making sure they're healed. Doing the grunt work the flashy Steve's of DBD are too good for. So don't think I'm a crouching, hiding coward.
No, Steve in this case was being a D-bag. For no reason.
Alas, I immediately jump out of the locker and start running. The Pig switches target to me, and eventually downs me. The Cheryl saves me, only to get hooked fairly quickly afterwards and promptly kills herself (the poor Feng was long gone).
And here is the crux of my story.
After Cheryl gets sacrificed, Steve gets hooked.
I am so pissed off at this point. Sir Hotshot threw the entire match for what? Because he couldnt stand that I jumped in a locker? He's struggling, and God help me, I walk over-, RBT on my head (inactive mind you) just me and him left.. and I STARE at that jerk, and I did not unhook him. Oh no.
I walked away.
I didn't even know where the hatch was. I just knew the entire match was blown and that sometimes, some of these jerks need to learn a lesson; if you treat your team mates like crap, don't expect them to be there for you.
I heard the sound of Steve's death, and suddenly, the sweet hum of a hatch. Just steps from me. I had no idea it was even there. And yes, I got it. I got the hatch.
This game is turning me into a monster.
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In games like this where survivors look at me and sell out their teammates I lure those guys in to a false sense of security and sure, I'll down the guy they sell out. But then I'll immediately turn on the sell out, down them, hook them, let them die and give hatch to the guy being sold out. At the end of the match all I say is "Never rat out the homies." So yeah screw that Steve.
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We look after our own Bill... We look after our own.
There are people like that Steve and cheryl that ruin solo queue. Also I feel horrible for that poor feng min.
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I felt bad for her too. On her second hook, I made sure I went to get her ( I always equip BT) but unfortunately she was on death hook like 2 mins into the game thanks to Steve.
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That gives me an idea. Do you play on steam? Because I'd love to do a duo save swf type of thing!
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Someone tries to sandbag their teammate in a locker while I’m chasing them? Nah, I down the rat, nod at the locker, and then pick up my slug who foolishly stopped running. I make sure to look sideways so the guy in the locker knows I’m not going for a grab.
Screw this Steve!
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I was once in a locker, someone came and bagged twice to get me to come out so they could heal me. I decided to save my inner strength stack and come out. The terror radius kicks in and she jumps into my locker. Oh, hell nah! I pulled that opened and the killer got both of us. My locker, you don't get to be inside her.
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Well jokes on dbd, I was a bad person before I started playing
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Same as you. I will down the one sold out just for the pressure but my target will ultimately be the non team player
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There is something you can do about Steve. Play as killer. Punish the Steve for all his crimes against you. Punish ALL the Steve's. Strike them down with all your hate and your journey to the dark side will be complete. Join ussssssssssssssssssss!
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I even made a thread about this the other day. there was a Chris that was just being the shittiest teammate. Unsafe hooks galore, no BT, sandbagging his team mates. After a while my god I wanted that Chris dead. I had no idea if he was just a bad player or being toxic on purpose, but we were all in red ranks (Or whatever it's called now.) I even walked past one of his team mates who made no effort to stop me on my effort to beat his ass.
Some team mates just suck.
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Well it will take time before you get matched with people of your own caliber, so be patient with that. I do hope you reported them. That is against the rules. Camping and tunneling are not, but working with the killer, most definitely, is.
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Dont play if it has such effect on you
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So you’re describing DBD before the current SBMM… AND why soloQ sucks.
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As a killer main this game has made me sadistic
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Ngl I do this all the time. Yesterday my team let me hit struggle only to do a single gen (we were still at 4) so at endgame I left an Ash die even though killer was not camping and I had BT lol.
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