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Friendly Competition... (DBD Slang)
Since DBD slang is so utterly bizarre, I have a challenge for all of you:
Come up with the most insane sentence possible that would make sense to a dbd player and nobody else.
Points will be awarded based on upvotes.
Winner gets bragging rights.
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Only game where you can put this into patch notes and nobody questions it
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The BM-Insidious-camping-basement-Bubba, tunneling the Nea for 4 gens, got wrecked by Blendette’s styptic/BT combo play, then ate the DS and naughtyboi’d in the corner after realizing all his totems were cleansed and his NOED was useless... 3 man SWF tbag party in his salty honor before the gate escape, n Nea got the hatch (entity displeased).
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You drop pallets faster than you could Hold W,
And that's an insult to a baby survivor!
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When you Nemesis on a Nemesis you can be sure your nemesis is gonna Rancor you - don't get salty and babyrage when your Mori hits because you chose to greed a pallet.
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If you loop a camper around hooked survivor, he will slug you for 4k.
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If you dont loop god pallet on a bubba revving, you will get facecamped and tunneled 1hook 5gens by a baby killer with NOED BW, unless you have DS or randos have BT
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#### ### ### ###### ## #### ####### ######### ##### #### ######.
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BT,DS,SB,IW op, so I have BBQ,LP, MYC, STBFL cuz ngl need a chance and BP.
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urBadKid: camper noed get a life
urBadKid: #### how can you be so pathetic
urBadKid: enjoy the ban reported
Almond Tacos: ok
CHAT OFFLINE - Host Disconnected
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Thats amazing
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Average DBD conversation
"They completed all of the repairs so fast that I only barely managed to kill one of them"
would be a horrifying review for a mechanic
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"God you are so lucky I'm not a better killer, you would be so dead"
"Because this match is so stupid I'm just gonna tunnel you, burning me with your flashlight n #########, you're not leaving this match alive moron"
-Some streamer
I did in fact, get out of that match alive
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potatos shouldn't locker spam maiden if they can't loop shack without pallet.
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We have a winner.
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I don't know, I just thought this'd be a funny competition to try to have.
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Nerf pig
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