The second iteration of 2v8 is now LIVE - find out more information here: https://forums.bhvr.com/dead-by-daylight/kb/articles/480-2v8-developer-update

DBD Poems

Luc_ius
Luc_ius Member Posts: 155
in General Discussions

Any DBD related poems ?

Trapper, Trapper,
Slash me harder,
When the sun goes down,
Kill me on the ground.

Trapper, Trapper,
Your kill doesn't matter,
Just tell me why,
I am sacrificed flying to the sky.

Trapper, Trapper, woo hoo
Sorry, but you're my number two.
I will tell you why,
Because Mikey boy is more fine :DD.

Comments

  • Luc_ius
    Luc_ius Member Posts: 155

    Dwight, Dwight,
    You were right,
    Being the Leader,
    Won't make you weaker.
    Anyway you will die,
    Stabbed flying to the sky.
    Lol

  • Rex_Huin
    Rex_Huin Member Posts: 1,208

    I wrote this at lunchtime while on the toilet - its called 'The Man in Blue'

    I start off very silent
    I'm creeping all around
    Sometimes I hide behind a bush
    Sometimes I stand upon a mound

    If I see you round about
    Ill use my special power
    If I'm using rare add-ons
    it takes about an hour

    Once I've syphoned just enough
    I start to use my special buff
    I chase you faster than before
    Ill down the first then chase some more

    When it ends Ill take a look
    To see who's ready for the hook
    I hang you up then start again
    Don’t let me catch you saving Feng

    It doesn’t matter which bit I see
    Head or foot or ear or knee
    All is good for draining off
    the juice I need to make me woof

    All of this takes time of course
    You may escape with no remorse
    Its not easy being me
    The killer named Michael (obviously)

  • Luc_ius
    Luc_ius Member Posts: 155

    @Rex_Huin said:
    I wrote this at lunchtime while on the toilet - its called 'The Man in Blue'

    When it ends Ill take a look
    To see who's ready for the hook
    I hang you up then start again
    Don’t let me catch you saving Feng

    All the poem is absolutely awesome and the part with the Feng is the best !

  • BigBadPiggy
    BigBadPiggy Member Posts: 678

    Roses are red
    Violates are blue
    Survivors fill my salt shaker
    Will you?

  • Luc_ius
    Luc_ius Member Posts: 155

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Michael pls don't stab me
    Because I love you

    :D
    I am not obsessed I swear

  • Hoodied
    Hoodied Member Posts: 13,020

    roses are red
    salt was right
    oh after game chat
    dont smite me right

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,598

    This little piggy played the game....
    This little piggy isn't to blame.....
    This little piggy gave you a puzzled hat....
    This little piggy ignores the toxic chat....
    This little piggy placed you on the hook....
    Now you are out of luck.

    Amanda aka the piggy

  • Luc_ius
    Luc_ius Member Posts: 155

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    No need to run
    Anyway I'll stab You