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Hit me with some DbD Pickup lines

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  • Rebel_Raven
    Rebel_Raven Member Posts: 1,775
    edited October 2018
    Are you Huntress? Coz I want to go at it with you like rabbits!

    Are you huntress? Because you give me wood! (Because she throws hatchets with wood shafts)

    Are you a hooked survivor? Because i want to penetrate you numerous times!

    Just call me the Doctor because I want to hit you with my shocker!
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  • RuneStarr
    RuneStarr Member Posts: 850
    edited January 2019

    Damn I forgot I made this thread :lol: Never let it die @No_Mither_No_Problem
    Good thing there's new killers/survivors/perks to work with!

    -I don't wanna ruin the moment, but let's slow this game down, just a lil bit.
    -Don't be worry baby, I know to use proper Aftercare when I use that Brutal strength of mine (this one goes out to you whips n chains fans lol)

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    When I'm the Doctor I'm fully charged, when you make me aroused, my dicc gets large.

    Are you the Hag? Cause you make me scream.

    Can I call you the Legion? Cause you make me go into a feral frenzy.

  • Hoodied
    Hoodied Member Posts: 13,022

    You like michael myers, cause your in shape

  • fluffybunny
    fluffybunny Member Posts: 2,161

    Do you have NOED, 'cause I can't escape those eyes?
    ;D

  • Sn0wJob
    Sn0wJob Member Posts: 247

    Do you have DS, cause I wanna dribble you all the way to my bedroom :p

  • ItsDaEmuDood
    ItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 192

    Hell yeah! Let's get this thread fired up again!

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    Baby you’re like a black shirt Claudette.

    Playing hard to get and then taunting me every time I fail.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    "Are you detective tapp? Because you're making me want to put you in a death trap strapped to your jaw that can trigger and give you a grisly demise"
    ....yeah I'm not too good at pickup lines...
  • GHERBEARRULES
    GHERBEARRULES Member Posts: 265

    Is your name Ace? Cuz you're lucky to have me

  • fluffybunny
    fluffybunny Member Posts: 2,161

    @ItsDaEmuDood said:
    Hell yeah! Let's get this thread fired up again!

    Just in time for Valentines Day! <3

  • fluffybunny
    fluffybunny Member Posts: 2,161

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:
    Baby you’re like a black shirt Claudette.

    Playing hard to get and then taunting me every time I fail.

    Baby, are you legion? 'Cause your frenzy has me feral.
    Do you have iron maiden? 'Cause I'm coming out the closet for you.

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
    edited January 2019

    @fluffybunny said:

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:
    Baby you’re like a black shirt Claudette.

    Playing hard to get and then taunting me every time I fail.

    Baby, are you legion? 'Cause your frenzy has me feral.
    Do you have iron maiden? 'Cause I'm coming out the closet for you.

    You’re like a generator with Discordance.

    I get upset when I find out two people are on you.

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    My will isn’t the only thing that’s iron tonight, baby.

  • Onionthing
    Onionthing Member Posts: 469

    I like your Spirit and your beauty has been Haunting me all night.

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    Valentine, if you rejected me, it would be the Deepest Wound of all.

  • Dolphin9192
    Dolphin9192 Member Posts: 130

    In honour of the Chinese new year... Oink

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    edited January 2019
    Wanna know why I'm the pig, because I'm gonna make you squeal 
  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Wanna know why I'm the pig, because I'm gonna make you squeal 

    They call me the Pig because I'm fat, dirty, uncouth, and extremely pink but people still somehow find me cute.

  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    My friends pick up lines-

    Are you the hag because you teleported to my heart.

    Do you run hex ruin because you're slowling down my heart.

    Are you a spirit main because you're waaaah!

    Are you a pig main because you're sizzlin'.

    Are you the doctor because you're shocking.

    Mine -

    Call me hex ruin because I like to take things slow.
  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    "Are you the pig because I feel a bit froggy."

    (XD Sorry had to make a DBD crossover with Muppets)
  • AlwaysInAGoodShape
    AlwaysInAGoodShape Member Posts: 1,301

    I Kate Neaver stop myself from Fengtisizing about you, cus I'm so Meg-a in love that I clauden'tte Quentify my love even if I Tapped into that memory that Viscontinuously on my mind with the ideal picture of my Billoved you.

  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Is your name Michael because you're always in great shape.
  • shanks3042
    shanks3042 Member Posts: 163
    I want to lock* you in the basement until you love me.

    *bodyblock?

  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Call me hex because when I'm done you'll be ruined.
  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    shanks3042 said:
    I want to lock* you in the basement until you love me.

    *bodyblock?

    Yeah body block sounds better and is the proper in game term.
  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Friend-

    Are you a Freddy Main because you're the man of my dreams.
  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Friend-
    You don't to be a Technician to flip my switch.

    When I see your aura my adrenaline get's pumping.
  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @AlwaysInAGoodShape said:
    I Kate Neaver stop myself from Fengtisizing about you, cus I'm so Meg-a in love that I clauden'tte Quentify my love even if I Tapped into that memory that Viscontinuously on my mind with the ideal picture of my Billoved you.

    I am angry you did not include a Dwight in there.

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    Are you the hatch? Cause I can be your key~

  • AlwaysInAGoodShape
    AlwaysInAGoodShape Member Posts: 1,301

    @Shad03

    I am angry you did not include a Dwight in there.

    It's aldwight. I'll come up with a way to put him into a sentence at a later point.

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732
    edited January 2019

    @AlwaysInAGoodShape said:
    @Shad03

    I am angry you did not include a Dwight in there.

    It's aldwight. I'll come up with a way to put him into a sentence at a later point.

    And now I am happy. Everything is davist right.

  • BillyBoiMain
    BillyBoiMain Member Posts: 164
    Are you The Entity? Because you like sucking a lot of things.
  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
    edited January 2019

    Are you a pallet? Because I want to throw you down and slide all over you.

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    I'd trap you in my basement

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    Are you the task manager's 'End' button? Cause I wanna press you hard.

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    @Shad03 said:
    Are you the task manager's 'End' button? Cause I wanna press you hard.

    Honey when I make you go down you won't want to DC, you'll just sit and Marvel.

    (DBD and comic pun - cross that off my list)

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @MegaWaffle said:

    @Shad03 said:
    Are you the task manager's 'End' button? Cause I wanna press you hard.

    Honey when I make you go down you won't want to DC, you'll just sit and Marvel.

    (DBD and comic pun - cross that off my list)

    I actually smiled a little.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    "Are you a Jigsaw box? Because I want to put my hands all over you"

  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Are you Billy? Because you've got me all revved up.
  • Jplanas98
    Jplanas98 Member Posts: 532

    Are you a doctor main? Because your beauty is shocking.

  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Are you the Wraith because you hounded my heart.
  • ZombieSinAngel9
    ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Friend-
    If you were my obsession I'd stalk you all night.

    Other friend-
    You must have a brand new part because you turned me on fast.
  • FoggyDownpour
    FoggyDownpour Member Posts: 288
    It's Vday! Anyone got any new spicy lines?
  • thesuicidefox
    thesuicidefox Member Posts: 8,223

    Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you happy to s.... OH GOD MY EYES IT'S A FLASHLIGHT!

  • Biatran
    Biatran Member Posts: 8
    edited February 2019

    Are you a hag? cuz i can't find that hex totem you ruined my heart with.

  • HuN7r3sS
    HuN7r3sS Member Posts: 211
    Have no idea if anyone said this but..

    Are you a Meg? Cuz you get my Adrenaline pumping