Hit me with some DbD Pickup lines

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  • KGStyr
    KGStyr Member Posts: 6
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    You can be as rough as you like, baby, because I have an Iron Will

    (As a Jake main I am enjoying that way too much XD)

  • NightRaider315
    NightRaider315 Member Posts: 27
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    Are you meg, if so can I Borrow your Time? 👍
  • Mike2550
    Mike2550 Member Posts: 16
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    Are you running decisive strike? Because im obsessed with you~

  • MrWeenie17
    MrWeenie17 Member Posts: 5
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    Are you trolling me? Because I like you from behind
  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
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    Are you Michael Myers? Because you have a Shape-ly booty.

  • Irisora
    Irisora Member Posts: 1,442
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    My heart will always boil over for you kate :love:

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    Baby are you the mist because YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING IT HARD TO SEE

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
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    Are you the Wraith? Because it looks like you eat wood regularly.

  • azazer
    azazer Member Posts: 446
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    Stalks in Myers
  • Thatbrownmonster
    Thatbrownmonster Member Posts: 1,640
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    I want to get Evil within you ;)

  • 8BITLORD
    8BITLORD Member Posts: 27
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    Are you hurt? Because id tunnel you all day long.

  • ShesArebel88
    ShesArebel88 Member Posts: 234
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    Take me to the dungeon and ill give you some slippery meat 🙈

  • ShesArebel88
    ShesArebel88 Member Posts: 234
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    -Oh your hooked? I'll come get you off...
    *hurry up I'm struggling here
    -I'm coming
    *already? Well that was disappointing
    🙈🙈🙈

  • ShesArebel88
    ShesArebel88 Member Posts: 234
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    @RogueGoddess said:
    I hope you're not running self care because I want to gently rub you all night long. ;3

    Stalking you is the best when you rub yourself, baby.

    I have a really nasty one, so if you want to hear it, PM me. xD

    If you're into BDSM, I've got hooks in my basement and an overwhelming presence that will make your heart beat faster.

    That last one... Pure gold lmao

  • IronWolf115
    IronWolf115 Member Posts: 672
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    Are you a Leatherface main? Because I wanna go camping with you.

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172
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    Is your name Laurie? Because I'll stalk your bush.
    Loving intensifies

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172
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    I don't know about BBM but I'll show you how I SWF.

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172
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    Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
    Freddy: Bill Cosby.
    Who needs pickup lines

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
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    @MegaWaffle said:
    Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
    Freddy: Bill Cosby.
    Who needs pickup lines

  • ShesArebel88
    ShesArebel88 Member Posts: 234
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    @MegaWaffle said:
    Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
    Freddy: Bill Cosby.
    Who needs pickup lines

  • ItsDaEmuDood
    ItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 192
    edited July 2018
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    Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.

    Post edited by ItsDaEmuDood on
  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
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    @ItsDaEmuDood said:
    Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.

    That’s actually really good tbh

  • ItsDaEmuDood
    ItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 192
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    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    @ItsDaEmuDood said:
    Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.

    That’s actually really good tbh

    I love you.

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172
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    I'm not a freak in the sheets like Freddy
    Or a silent romantic like Myers
    But baby like a good Billy I'll make you go down 8-)

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172
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    Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good. :(

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
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    @MegaWaffle said:
    Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good. :(

    The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172
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    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    @MegaWaffle said:
    Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good. :(

    The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.

    Then i guess its time we suckle on them and get these great pickup lines back into the public eye!

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
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    @MegaWaffle said:

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    @MegaWaffle said:
    Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good. :(

    The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.

    Then i guess its time we suckle on them and get these great pickup lines back into the public eye!

    I know a guy who’d probably be willing to do that first part for you.

  • RuneStarr
    RuneStarr Member Posts: 850
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    Are you running ruin? Cuz I wanna rub that bone until it explodes. 
  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
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    Hey baby, come join me in bed tonight and I’ll cheat on my girl more than I cheat on Dead By Daylight.

  • Beardedragon
    Beardedragon Member Posts: 425
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    @Runiver said:
    Are you called Meg ? Because you look #########.

    ...

    ..

    .

    Sorry, I did the best I can, I'm not the romantic or cheesy kind.

    ROFL COPTER!

  • FIEND8LOODED
    FIEND8LOODED Member Posts: 336
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    Are you repairing gens? Because you're getting me fired up~

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
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    Are you looping me? Because my lust for you is Tier 3.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
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    Are you a clown main because you make my weasel go POP
  • RuneStarr
    RuneStarr Member Posts: 850
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    I don't need to be in treatment mode to make you scream ;)
  • DeathSpark
    DeathSpark Member Posts: 41
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    Girl, do you have Leader/Vigil?Because i cant stay away from you

  • SquirtleSurgeon1
    SquirtleSurgeon1 Member Posts: 70
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    I'll always run left behind, because I want it to be only me and you <3

    I.... I'm sorry

  • Bunman
    Bunman Member Posts: 4
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    So...do you come here often?

  • Sarief
    Sarief Member Posts: 543
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    Babe, I know you wanna start safe but by the end of deliverance I'll make your mind broken

  • C4Garuda
    C4Garuda Member Posts: 198
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    RuneStarr said:
    Still one of my top pickup lines :lol:


    Just had to save this 😂😂
  • Peasant
    Peasant Member Posts: 4,104
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    Darn, Claudette! You have more curves than the Torment Creek loop!
  • LightsOut88
    LightsOut88 Member Posts: 123
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    You are so beautiful! Mind if i wear your face? 
  • pureleeawesome
    pureleeawesome Member Posts: 30
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    Baby are you Drayton Sawyer, because I want you to cook my meat.

  • Rudio1337
    Rudio1337 Member Posts: 34
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    Are you the obsession? Because I want to play with your food ;^)