A, I dont see a Feng

A+. It's really a trick, you see. By hiding so 'inexpertly', she is maximizing the already high racial cuteness stat that all Feng mains base their build around, enticing you to drop your guard and play games by slowly approaching or pretending not to see her until the very last second. Perhaps you will even tbag or nod, thinking that this is all very silly. Then she will manifest a pallet (bought in the store for 1080 cells), slam it over your head, and moonwalk away while clicking dual utility flashlights.

"Me and this bush became one..."

Fengush.

Usually Mins are OK hiders but their "oooooh ahuh ahuh" injured noises give her away.

I don't think she's hiding. I think you are a perv. She's clearly trying to relieve herself from too many energy drinks and Dwight was locked in the only portopotty.

Where's the privacy?

Who is Feng?

I'll give her a B for effort.