Vote for me for new balancing director and designer!
Hey Behaviour! Hey Community, Survivors and Killers!
Are you tired of your player base ceaselessly complaining? Are you tired of being camped, tunneled or being told constantly to wait it out for every, single, attack? Are you tired of random changes that nobody asked for? Are you tired of not being listening to? Do you scream to hear survivor screams?
Well be filled with renewing vigor and revitalizing energy as I can make those tired feelings go away! I can fix everything! I will listen! I will acknowledge and reverse my inevitable mistakes! I will listen to members of the community.
Vote Slowpeach for new balancing director. Itliterallycantgetmuchworseright? Well either way! You will be grateful for me or for what you previously had! Hahaha!
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Idon'twanttoreadlikethis
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Was kind of the point of the politician/car salesman style ad. They tell you a lot of crap between the lines and are hoping you don't read or pay attention.
In all seriousness it's just complete... resignation of the situation we find ourselves in. How can they not have meaningfully at least attempted to fix camping and tunnelling considering the damage it does every day and if anything continue to make game design choices which make it worse like nerfing Make your choice which is arguably one of the healthiest perks in the game.
Even the fact people are unsure whether they consciously nerfed those perks or they are honestly so incompetent that they only cared about artistic 'consistency' gameplay be damned.
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Promise me base map of the realm and smoother summoning for knight, better zombies for nemy and you have my vote.
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