Funny Stories from the Game

I blink into a locker one time as the nurse. I don't remember the map but it was cozy inside.

I once had a match as Billy on Haddonfield with an Ace, that really seemed to enjoy my company. He was pretty good and always stuck somewhat close to me but he didn't put himself in any real danger. He also tried to sabo every time I had a down. But because he didn't touch gens, I never really went after him. What I didn't predict however was what would happen next. I chased one of his teammates around a house and was about to curve them, when out of nowhere Ace appeared and took the hit with Mettle of Man. He then looked at me and started nodding slowly.

That was the moment I realised that I could not win. Not against this absolute specimen of an Ace.

Something else I experienced with this killer was a golden moment of matchmaking. I went against an anti hook SWF, that would only try to sabo and use break out (anything to only prevent hooks). But I had the backpack build, that consisted of Mad Grit, Awakened Awareness, Agitation and Iron Grasp. They could never make me drop anyone and went down repeatedly for trying to sabo. The end game chat was filled with very wholesome messages of them telling me what a terrible killer / person I was and how I was so toxic for bringing this build. The Steve that I gave hatch to was especially unhappy.

I once had a trial with 5 survivors and no killer.

It lasted for about 1 or 2 seconds before the game gave everyone an escape, but it was pretty funny.

I remember when I was still new new, and learning Pig as my first killer, I was playing on Garden of Joy.

I downed and trapped a Chris Redfield and went on my way to hunt more, I crouched a lot back then and needless to say, it was slow going finding survivors. Long story short Chris eventually died to his head trap. I didn't have nasty add ons or chased him off boxes or anything, I was busy struggling to work out where survivors were, and I'd read don't chase a trapped survivor, protect gens instead.

After checking the upstairs gen, I crouched out of the front door of Main, and there was Chris dead in the middle of the map, like a dead mouse a cat had left in front of the porch. All the survivors were gathered round him nodding and crouch pointing at him.

They saw me and started pointing at me... like an accusatory mob. I laughed and in my mind thought "this is funny, we'll reset and start chases in a minute". Cosmic Cheryl walked up to me and pointed in my face... I now know that was booping the snoot, but at that point I had never seen players do this before, so I saw that as my queue to leave. I backed up, stood and ran upstairs to reset.

Looking back at it now, it looked like I was poked in the nose and I had Amanda run away like an upset teen being ridiculed by her peers xD

In the end noone ever ran away, and I think I had a mori equipped cause I wanted to see what Pig's mori was... so I eventually I ended up killing Cosmic Cheryl... like coming back as the awkward kid taking revenge on my high school bully xD

First time I used deception I used it on a locker a teammate was in thinking the perk wouldn’t work if someone was in a locker but it did and then the person was caught since I was in mid chase

the person disconnected

There were sooo many hilarious glitches from back in the earlier DBD years.

One made all the Survivors gigantic and they took up the entire screen😄

Another fav was Survivors getting unhooked and then floating around appearing as tho still hooked.

There was a really cool audio bug on GF where revealing him was an endless crescendo of that SFX but after 20 sec or so the server would disconnect. That one was actually kinda freaky.

Always was silly seeing Survivors and Killers randomly stuck on the edge of mounds in Auto Wreckers, just standing there spinning in circles.

DBD has come a very long way since the days of not only constant bugs, but really over the top glitches. Devs have done extremely well on that front.

This is a view from Survivor side☝🏽

Thats what it looked like as Killer☝🏽

Never saw it as Killer. Back then I was playing mostly Survivor. Just remember Nea’s butt was all I could see on the screen and it was impossible to do anything. Was hilarious watching streamers reactions experiencing it for the first time😄

Most of my funny stories are about cocky survivors, "bullies" and karma.

A classic, if very old one, is the cocky survivor who is tea-bagging a Nurse at the exit gate. I blink behind her with NOED. The salt in the end-game chat was gold. The cherry on top was that her teammates were laughing to her face too.

The above story happened several times with a couple of variations like instead of blinking behind I blink right next and flip the survivor back (like it happens sometimes when giving a hit). Almost always end in salt.

There is the story of these two un-hookable survivors. Hooks were spaced further with an offering and they had a build that made it basically impossible to carry them. They also had some kind of insta-heal for the dying state. I was playing a basic "impossible skill-checks" Doctor and it was pretty hard. What happened is what always happens in these cases. They became increasingly cocky. I switched gears to be unpredictable and at some point I managed to down one on a hook and slug the other who thought that crawling in a corner was the best move. I stood up for several seconds before he started to turn left and right. Then I made several emphatic "yes" and waited. I've kept his dying backside company until he bled out. The last two survivors were too busy playing gen-jockey to come for the hooked guy who was only a few meters in my back. (That helped me a lot). In the end the gen-jockey survived but I was very happy to get the to "memers".

As Nurse, I'm often using the basic skin. For a while, way before the Starstruck nerf, I enjoyed playing like a beginner to encourage cocky survivors to "disrespect" me. The game was to kill them all when they were close together nagging. It was a stupid idea but it worked so well. I remember this game were that Nea "escaped" me several times and, gradually, gained confidence. Given their behavior I think at least 3 were on coms. Once they were confident I was totally inoffensive they started to click, to nag, to tap gens while I was painfully trying to look like a fool and get a (calculated) lucky hit. And when I got that "lucky" hit I immediately got a second one, grabbed, dropped, downed two others (who were still dancing) with two blink attacks then proceeded chasing the last one and downed him effortlessly. They all died in with a single hook. In the chat I got insulted and called a noob Nurse xD. It was so funny. (I had passed the 15K registered blink attacks at the time)

I had something similar to that last one during the snowman event. The Killer hops in a snowman during the winter event and we end up all goofing around until someone does the last gen. NOED pops, they jump out the snowman and kill everyone in a couple of minutes. I couldn't even be mad.

The best "traps" are the ones we don't expect. ^_^