The REAL question when it comes to 70 second hooks...
Do you still only struggle 3 times? or will it be 4 times…
This changes everything.
Mostly joking, but an extra 4% chance is actually statistically advantageous. Slippery Meat meta?
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Slippery Meat will never be META (deliverance and wicked, much better perks, aren’t). That line is giving hysteria.
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Hook stages used to be 40 seconds in the early early days and you had 3 attempts. I doubt you'll get more than 3 attempts with this change.
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does one really need to put /S for one to understand that one is being satirical and the post is all in good fun? No one thinks Slippery Meat is good. The post in its entirety is unserious. I'm just poking fun of something people are otherwise fuming over.
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It'll probably be the regular 3 times.
7 Kobe Attempts with Slippery Meat would be so funny though, I love running that perk from time to time even if it kills me more than it saves me.
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You wrote “mostly joking” and then went on to make the comment. So at least part of the statement was ‘not joking’
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Jars of salty lips will finally be pulled out the pantry and be tossed into the campfire
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Look on the upside. When your survivor teammates are going 4% on first hook, you get an additional 3 seconds to do gens.
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Ha! 😂 Can you imagine? 4 Slippery meats each with 4 chances? That’s funny
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The jar is so gross. Even after so much desensitization, it’s still so gross to think about! 🤢
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Does the fact that they're now burning salty lips make it better? 🙂
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🤮🤮🤮
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