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DBD made up rules

Thatbrownmonster
Thatbrownmonster Member Posts: 1,640
edited June 2018 in General Discussions

Anyone can help me with the most hilarious rules?
Just need to fill this phrase
"You wouldn't ________"

For example
"You wouldn't use deja vu"
"You wouldn't download colored perks"

Comments

  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time
  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time
    I think he meant gameplay wise. And besides, you can't limit posts on the forum. People can post about whatever they want, regardless of how wasteful of everyone's time it is. Hell, games are a waste of time unless they are creating a benefit.
    You should make a thread about tacos.
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  • JammyJewels
    JammyJewels Member Posts: 610
    Lowbei said:
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time
    I think he meant gameplay wise. And besides, you can't limit posts on the forum. People can post about whatever they want, regardless of how wasteful of everyone's time it is. Hell, games are a waste of time unless they are creating a benefit.
    You should make a thread about tacos.
    Why? I've never eaten one in my life and have no desire to. I'd rather make a thread about the gays. Or sausage rolls. Or the state of the American people. Things that interest me.
  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time
    I think he meant gameplay wise. And besides, you can't limit posts on the forum. People can post about whatever they want, regardless of how wasteful of everyone's time it is. Hell, games are a waste of time unless they are creating a benefit.
    You should make a thread about tacos.
    Why? I've never eaten one in my life and have no desire to. I'd rather make a thread about the gays. Or sausage rolls. Or the state of the American people. Things that interest me.
    tell us about it
  • JammyJewels
    JammyJewels Member Posts: 610
    Lowbei said:
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time
    I think he meant gameplay wise. And besides, you can't limit posts on the forum. People can post about whatever they want, regardless of how wasteful of everyone's time it is. Hell, games are a waste of time unless they are creating a benefit.
    You should make a thread about tacos.
    Why? I've never eaten one in my life and have no desire to. I'd rather make a thread about the gays. Or sausage rolls. Or the state of the American people. Things that interest me.
    tell us about it
    For every post someone makes there shall be someone like you who makes a post to complain about it. So I won't bother trying to entertain you any longer.
  • JammyJewels
    JammyJewels Member Posts: 610
    Thatbrownmonster said:

    Anyone can help me with the most hilarious rules?
    Just need to fill this phrase
    "You wouldn't ________"

    For example
    "You wouldn't use deja vu"
    "You wouldn't download colored perks"

    Here's one.

    You wouldn't be allowed to kill me if I 4%.

    Oh wait, I hear that's a thing. That happens.
  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637
    nobody cares. stop.
  • Mringasa
    Mringasa Member Posts: 999

    Tacos are awesome. Tacos are LIFE! L I F E ! Which is something I need to get instead of reading random threads on these Forums.

  • weirdkid5
    weirdkid5 Member Posts: 2,144
    Lowbei said:
    nobody cares. stop.
    Did you wake up on the wrong side of the hook or are you just bored today
  • GhostEuant
    GhostEuant Member Posts: 243
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time
    I think he meant gameplay wise. And besides, you can't limit posts on the forum. People can post about whatever they want, regardless of how wasteful of everyone's time it is. Hell, games are a waste of time unless they are creating a benefit.
    You should make a thread about tacos.
    Why? I've never eaten one in my life and have no desire to. I'd rather make a thread about the gays. Or sausage rolls. Or the state of the American people. Things that interest me.
    I was summoned. 

    (I’m the sausage roll) 
  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637

    weirdkid5 said:
    Lowbei said:
    nobody cares. stop.
    Did you wake up on the wrong side of the hook or are you just bored today
    nah. id rather our forum be filled with real topics and not taco talk :)
  • BOSS242
    BOSS242 Member Posts: 170
    Lowbei said:
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time
    I think he meant gameplay wise. And besides, you can't limit posts on the forum. People can post about whatever they want, regardless of how wasteful of everyone's time it is. Hell, games are a waste of time unless they are creating a benefit.
    You should make a thread about tacos.
    I LOVE TACOS!! And I guess I'll have plenty off time to eat them while the wait for my PS4 UPDATE!!! 
  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637
    Mringasa said:

    Tacos are awesome. Tacos are LIFE! L I F E ! Which is something I need to get instead of reading random threads on these Forums.

    agreed! fish tacos are so gud.

    weirdkid5 said:
    Lowbei said:
    nobody cares. stop.
    Did you wake up on the wrong side of the hook or are you just bored today
    nah. id rather our forums werent filled with taco talk and nonsense :)

    no biggie
  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637
    edited June 2018
    huh
  • ceridwen309
    ceridwen309 Member Posts: 502

    I believe such a topic belongs in a "spam section" or a "Forum games" section. (Where post count could not be self inflated so easily.)

    The phrasing of the "made up rules" seems slightly off-putting. Just my opinion. It feels like I'm asking a question instead of telling someone not to do something. But, I have nothing else to do currently....so, why not?

    "You wouldn't look behind you in a chase."
    "You wouldn't go into a huntress's basement."
    "You wouldn't walk over the gas heaven driveway bell repeatedly."
    "You wouldn't ever run decisive strike as Laurie Strode."
    "You wouldn't pull a Dwight from his closet."
    "You wouldn't ever try to leave the trial as a killer."

  • SovererignKing
    SovererignKing Member Posts: 1,273
    ceridwen309 said:

    I believe such a topic belongs in a "spam section" or a "Forum games" section. (Where post count could not be self inflated so easily.)

    The phrasing of the "made up rules" seems slightly off-putting. Just my opinion. It feels like I'm asking a question instead of telling someone not to do something. But, I have nothing else to do currently....so, why not?

    "You wouldn't look behind you in a chase."
    "You wouldn't go into a huntress's basement."
    "You wouldn't walk over the gas heaven driveway bell repeatedly."
    "You wouldn't ever run decisive strike as Laurie Strode."
    "You wouldn't pull a Dwight from his closet."
    "You wouldn't ever try to leave the trial as a killer."

    As a Killer I have done the Bell thing as Billy. I walked over it from match start till 4 Gens we’re done. The Survivors came over and I nodded a bunch to them while just walking over it a bunch of times... they then joined me in my merry bell ringing. We farmed afterwards and had a hilariously stupid match. 

    You can find fun in all all sorts of ways on this game LMAO.
  • JammyJewels
    JammyJewels Member Posts: 610
    GhostEuant said:
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    JammyJewels said:
    Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time
    I think he meant gameplay wise. And besides, you can't limit posts on the forum. People can post about whatever they want, regardless of how wasteful of everyone's time it is. Hell, games are a waste of time unless they are creating a benefit.
    You should make a thread about tacos.
    Why? I've never eaten one in my life and have no desire to. I'd rather make a thread about the gays. Or sausage rolls. Or the state of the American people. Things that interest me.
    I was summoned. 

    (I’m the sausage roll) 
    Oh. Then do tell, good sir. Please, describe the best scrumptious pastry wrapped treat that has satisfied your senses. Greggs provide a good taste but I often find lesser known local bakeries are able to make so much better...
  • lemoNN
    lemoNN Member Posts: 43
    You wouldn't not need to camp, I am so original, right?
  • Cypraz
    Cypraz Member Posts: 136

    @Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time

    You should tread very carefully, I've seen you on multiple threads now doing nothing else but being negative and treating people with disrespect. You keep making a habit of this you won't last long here.

  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637
    Cypraz said:

    @Lowbei said:
    you wouldnt... make useless posts that waste everyones time

    You should tread very carefully, I've seen you on multiple threads now doing nothing else but being negative and treating people with disrespect. You keep making a habit of this you won't last long here.

    lol keep your salty opinions to yourself. the “disrespect” you feel is just you being butthurt about the facts i posted about camping. you will get over it.