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#MakeTheGloveSharpAgain

Xernoton
Xernoton Member Posts: 5,715
edited September 16 in Off-topic

Freddy, oh Freddy, what do you see?

Chasing shadows in dreams, another futile spree.

You reach for Claudette, but she's always ahead,

while sneaky Jane hides with Head On in a closet.

Freddy, oh Freddy, what has gone wrong?

In this endless nightmare, you don't truly belong.

No lunge, now power - what's left in your grip?

Your strength has been gutted, a ghost on a slip.

Freddy, oh Freddy, you are a true tragedy.

The devs' wrath you suffered, turned into a parody.

Your snares and your pallets are but an illusion.

Once the king of dreams, you're now an intrusion.

Freddy, oh Freddy what can be done?

Once feared in nightmares, now outclassed by everyone.

Try as you might your reign's in decline,

the weakest killer - your fate is entwined.

Freddy, oh Freddy, where does it end?

After all these years, can your wounds ever mend?

Left to rot in the mud, shattered to pieces,

waiting for the day when your suffering ceases.

This poem was inspired by a losing streak on dear old Freddy. I spent quite a bit of effort on this, so cookies would be appreciated. 😋

I'm curious to hear the opinions of our resident Freddy mains, @GeneralV and @CountOfTheFog.

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