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If you want to live, write me a haiku

thesuicidefox
thesuicidefox Member Posts: 8,222
in General Discussions

I actually did this to someone once...

Survivors. Imagine you are the last one alive in a trial. The killer has just hooked the second to last survivor and you were hiding in the basement, or maybe in some corner somewhere like a silly willy. Unfortunately for you, the killer had BBQ and knew EXACTLY where you were. They come over and body block you, now you are trapped with no way to get out. Then you get a message, it's from the killer! "Write me a haiku and I will let you go". What do you send back? Show me your best haiku!

PS. For those that don't know, a haiku is a Japanese poem consisting of 3 lines. First line has 5 syllables, second line has 7, and the last line has 5. It doesn't need to rhyme. Here is an example.

Hi Mister Killer

Please just let me take the hatch

I don't want to die

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