People are always complaining about balance issues, or bugs, or anything in that vein of jazz. But instead of getting in a tizzy over the game’s balance, why don’t we take a moment to hate on all the little things that get under our skin? Aesthetic choices, music, sounds—all that. What are superficial annoyances in the game that you’re just DYING to have fixed?

For me, the list looks something like this:

-Killers who power walk instead of run (except Michael).

-Dweard’s ugly ass.

-Spirit’s Waluigi noises.

-Survivors holding their stomach when they get injured by a bear trap.

-Feng, Adam, Quentin, and basically any Survivors whose voice actors are just godawful.

-The noises Survivors make while in the air.

-The fact that Frank and Julie’s voices were recycled for Susie and Joey.

-Michael having a stun sound, especially one as stupid as the one he has.

-The fact they changed “The Ghost” to “The Ghost Face”.

-Faceghost’s tassels.

-The fact they call Faceghost’s weapon a “tactical knife” (It’s so clearly just a regular old buck knife!).