Survivors Rulebook
The long needed survivors rulebook:
- You shall always throw down the pallets
- You shall not use a flashlight
- You shall not use a insta medkit
- You shall not use BNP
- You shall not cleanse any Hex totems
- You shall not tbag after a pallet stun
- You shall not genrush
- You shall not loop the shack
- You shall not use toxic map offerings
- You shall not spin your camera around to break Gf out of stealth
- You shall not use 3rd person camera behind an object to break Gf out of stealth
- You shall not dc
- You shall not bully the killer
- You shall not derank with purpose
- You shall not insta unhook and then complain about tunneling
- You shall not be toxic in postgame chat cause you died
- You shall not be in a 4 & 3-man swf
- You shall not destroy traps (Trapper & Hag)
- You shall not destroy hooks especially when a survivor is being carried to one
- You shall not loop for longer than 30 seconds
Comments
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It doesn't work in reverse.
Survivors outright report killers for doing normal stuff. Killers complain about gameplay features that are inconsistent, create perverse incentives or weren't originally in the game but introduced as the result of feedback without being debated or tested first.
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LMFAO. typical... only killers get to whine about imaginary rules made by salty players.
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it dont work the other way around
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In other words: gimme ez matches.
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yes.
thats the whole point of that "rulebook".
just like the "survivors rulebook for killers".
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I get the point, but killers who do something against the survivors rule book (lets say camping) aren't using those killers they way they should be.
Yes, when it works it's totally survivors' fault, but it's different.
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One incy wincy problem. You just took hags power away as her power is activated upon a trap being "destroyed" by anything but a flashlight
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I'm pretty sure this is a joke. Survivors tend to be serious but killers... have a sense of humor. It's funny. : )
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You're crazy if you think more killers have a sense of humour than survivors. The only people that seem to have a sense of humour in this forum are the people that acknowledge the problems in both killer and survivor gameplay. A lot of the people in this thread only see one or the other (proven by their countless discussions about every little thing the opposite side has that annoys them)
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True, I've been very serious as of late, but if you don't laugh at how stupid some things are, then what can you do? XD
I mean, survivors want to try to ban you if you don't leave the hook immediately. Killers tend to be more lax. : )
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Arguable for some cases but I see where you're coming from, it's not rare to see a killer that will meme mid chase, give hatch, etc.
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Survivors being serious is the joke.
People get to whine about things that are true. Dogs don't get to whine about postmen biting them.
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In that we both agree. : )
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This is a joke, people. Stop pretending like OP just insulted your mother.
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This above, OP is just trying to have fun! :)
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It's a joke, chill.
And also,
#21: You shall not use any other cosmetics than default Dwight.
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Rule #473
Killer must open the Exit Gates for the survivors.
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Rule #2357
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It is a joke, but it's funny how theres equally dumb rules for killers to follow ;)
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